Competition Sweet Summer League

[kananooks]

Good evening SFA,

Welcome to a fine peice of rookie media which has been written on the spot and only proof read once by our resident Editor in Chief Over The Post

Coming to you live from TheInjuryFactory thread where the Ophidian Old Boys and the Baghdad Bombers have set up camp for the off season, we are reporting on a live coup in progress.

The Sweet FA is up in arms! No plan of any off season competition has left many Qooty players disillusioned. Expectations of no Qootball for 7 weeks or more has become a haunting reality for some.

NookMedia can reveal sources have confirmed plans were underway into a preseason competition, however a Censorship Order was swiftly executed to kill off these plans.

Leaks from the existing plans have shown a draft style competition, honouring the teams of past whom are no longer with us and rules in place to prevent corruption. With a new captain being elected by the people of the Sweet FA who wish to participate every season to each club, where the player will ply their Qooty trade will be solely in the hands of the captain who decides to draft them.

Plans to introduce a lasagna badge for the winner have been rubbished by multiple sources, however with no other plans being mentioned, it seems there may be no other option.

 

[kananooks]

~ PRESENTING THE SWEET FA SUMMER LEAGUE ~




~ Schedule ~

Round 1

Team Mozquitoes Vs The Cheeses – Thursday 8/12
Naughty Nooks Vs Rob Squad – Friday 9/12
Bullsharks Vs TittyBong Thunder – Saturday 10/12

Midseason Draft Opens - Sunday 11/12

Round 2

Rob Squad Vs Team Mozquitoes – Monday 12/12
TittyBong Thunder Vs The Cheeses – Tuesday 13/12
Bullsharks Vs Naughty Nooks – Wednesday 14/12

Round 3

Team Mozquitoes Vs TittyBong Thunder – Friday 16/12
Rob Squad Vs Bullsharks – Saturday 17/12
The Cheeses Vs Naughty Nooks – Sunday 18/12

Midseason Draft Closes - Monday 19/12

Round 4

Bullsharks Vs Team Mozquitoes – Tuesday 20/12
Naughty Nooks Vs TittyBong Thunder – Wednesday 21/12
The Cheeses Vs Rob Squad – Thursday 22/12

Round 5

Team Mozquitoes Vs Naughty Nooks – Wednesday 11/1
Bullsharks Vs The Cheeses – Thursday 12/1
TittyBong Thunder Vs Rob Squad – Friday 13/1


~ Finals Series ~

Minor Premiers go straight into final.
Second advances straight to semi final.
3rd and 4th play off for quarter final.

Quarter Final - 3rd vs 4th - Monday 16/1

Semi Final - 2nd vs (3rd/4th) - Thursday 19/1

Grand Final - 1st vs Semi Final winner - Sunday 22/1


~ Awards Night – Monday 23/1 ~

kicktheqoal award. highest qoal scorer
spudqoachme award. highest dt scorer
youshallnotpass award. backline defender with the lowest scores kicked on them.

..and finally. the very prestigious kanooks award for best qooty player as decided by the sim.


~ Teams ~

Naughty Nooks

B: Senor M | VeinGlorious | Kennedy Parker

HB: spudmaster | eth-dog | AnUltimateRessie

C: Tarkyn_24 | Ned_Flanders | MP_

HF: hotchilli | haydo | boncer34

F: philreich | Frothies Mcveigh | Tonga Bob

FOLL: NaturalDisaster | kananooks (C) | Mrs Turbo

INT: jmoo wan | Itsmyshow


Mozquitos



B: Brenton Davy – Barrybran – James Colorado

HB: Elmer_Judd – jackster83 – NinjaSwan

C: U2tigers – Bonz – Loonerty

HF: DenieD – Millky95 – SarahSmiles

F: jezzajay – Callums_Guns – nahnah

FOLL: T2B_ – Cadsky (C) – Riviat

INT: ArdentEagle – kickthething


Cheeses



B: Jabba73 crazywildhorse MC Bad Genius

HB: thewizardmelon Grav Agent93

C: Chipmunk PhenomenalV1 GWS Goose

HF: Pugsley The Filth Wizard CakeEater

F: Electronic_Renaissance GremioPower okeydoke7

FOLL: damicky Dingster HARPSichord

INT: Headless Hate

#letsgetcheesy


TittyBong Thunder



B: Pickitt – Greenery (C) – KohPhi

HB: Muddiemoose – PMBangers – krakouers

C: TheInjuryFactory – Elton Johns Wig – Grand Uncle Horace

HF: serial_thrilla – BLUEALLTHRU – FootyGuy13

F: omgfridge – sausageroll – Pie 4 Life

FOLL: Supersuns – sante – DemonJim

INT: The Foolback – I Dont Care


Bullsharks



B: Bastyy – JT_the_Man – Allikat

HB: Falconista (C) – CursingFijian – Kabanna

C: DragoDelph – Broken – Kilroy

HF: tony – DERRINALPHIL – beez

F: Mooch – gab213 – por_please_ya

FOLL: Sky – JyeDye – Dominic03

INT: GreyCrow – Braklet



Rob Squad



B TedDougChris Robertio dogs105

HB manangatang Mobbs croweater 41

C Bovo MWPP The Jesus

HF Strigoi SSwans2011 Over The Post

F Cubs2Lions Tigerturbulance Cap

R Proper Gander Ligma Zevon

INT BRAB Nunez​

 

[kananooks]

reserved

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

BLUEALLTHRU has entered the chat

You smooth talker you!!!!

 

[kananooks]

You smooth talker you!!!!

im a lover not a fighter bat.

looking at that picture just reminds me i havnt had a nice whisky in a while.. damn. to do list for this weekend i suppose.

thoughts on the preseason cup?

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

im a lover not a fighter bat.

looking at that picture just reminds me i havnt had a nice whisky in a while.. damn. to do list for this weekend i suppose.

thoughts on the preseason cup?

Yep I’m in. Skippers can only take 2 from there own club.

 

[Greenery]

Is the same as TIF's draft league?
As a captain of a team in that league I am unable to commit to captaining a team just yet.

 

[kananooks]

Yep I’m in. Skippers can only take 2 from there own club.

love it. im also thinking to keep it a knockout style cup.

and then the losers can play off in a second knockout comp. so like you could lose week one. but win every week from then and youll win third prize.

gives teams a second chance and a reason to not be disengaged one week into the comp

 

[kananooks]

Is the same as TIF's draft league?

no this is better

 

[Greenery]

no this is better

Okay, you've convinced me.

 

[BLUEALLTHRU]

Kennedy Parker and manangatang can this get off the ground in this off season? What’s needed ??

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Happy to help. Nooks why don't you and TIF put your 3 heads together and come up with a consolidated proposal?


I also would like a new team - TGO All Acolytes. Composition would be drawn from posters on the Robbo Certified Legendary Thread. Regular posters there inc many from the Sweet FA. Drafting of non SFA members may also give them a taste for the SFA and thus potential recruits.

 

[damicky]

Subscribed

 

[Ligma]

Subscribed

everyone unsubscribes

 

[damicky]

everyone unsubscribes

Very funny, Worstie

 

[kananooks]

Subscribed

is that a 'yes' for the summer comp? whats your thoughts on it mr cheese??

 

[Ligma]

Very funny, Worstie

This is one of your best

 

[Barrybran]

Looks like you've saved me some work over the weekend, kananooks.

Can I suggest you set a time frame for nominations and start tagging people to join (note - you can tag 5 people per post but captains should be able to tag 40).

I'd so away with the 3-2-1 captain nomination thing as well. Back your judgement and pick the people you think would best be suited to lead a side.

Also - simmers, posters, schedule, stats, awards, etc.

PS. In (add a player list to the OP)

 

[Callums_Guns]

 

[damicky]

is that a 'yes' for the summer comp? whats your thoughts on it mr cheese??

I am a YES for the Summer Comp

Happy to work with TheInjuryFactory & yourself (not Ligma ) to get it off the ground

 

[Ligma]

I am a YES for the Summer Comp

Happy to work with TheInjuryFactory & yourself (not Ligma ) to get it off the ground

RUDE

 

[Callums_Guns]

Happy to work with TheInjuryFactory & yourself (not Ligma ) to get it off the ground

unsubscribes

 

[Ligma]

Can’t believe I’ve been bullied by damicky im gonna quit SFA

 

[damicky]

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Hi CG

No Eshays allowed this time

 

[damicky]

Can’t believe I’ve been bullied by damicky im gonna quit SFA

You had a good run