Event Wonderus Festivus S38 Sweet Kennels & Wonder Dogs

[Pamcake1]

Wonder Dogs Sports Psychologist
Dr. Chew Barka
Psychological Profiling of Your Stick Habits


The Clinic is now Open.
Please take a number and sit and stay.
Dr. Chew Barka will be with you shortly.​

 

[DemurePrincess]

Hi! My dog Pugsley keeps licking his balls! Like he won’t leave them alone… the thing is? He was desexed last year!

Do you think it’s a separation thing?

Please help him! There is no fur on the skin where his tings tings once were

 

[Pugsley]

Hi! My dog Pugsley keeps licking his balls! Like he won’t leave them alone… the thing is? He was desexed last year!

Do you think it’s a separation thing?

Please help him! There is no fur on the skin where his tings tings once were

It's the anxiety. You are correct.

 

[Cubs2Lions]

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HAUNTED BADDONK END RESULTS
Thanks to everyone for participating and sharing the fun in the latest Howlloween edition of Haunted Baddonk Comp.
160 Macabre Tunes later we have the results:
Pamcake1 52 Tunes 2 Double Bangers and no Baddonks
DemurePrincess 43 Tunes and 1 Baddonk
BFew 40 Tunes and 2 Baddonks
AnUltimateRessie 11 Tunes and no Baddonks
3KZ is Football 6 Tunes and 1 Baddonk
BigChippa52 5 Tunes and 1 Baddonk
Cubs2Lions 3 Tunes and no Baddonks
Fun Times Were Had
As the winner my favourite tune was post #126 for silliness and I now get to have the last blast.
For the creepiest clip I found this one:



And the final word on the topic goes to Eartha Kitt.

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I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap
I've petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope
My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender
But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender
I've been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer
And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, my dear"
The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass
And the closest I've been to a bar was at ballet class
Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed
I'm tired of being pure and not chased
Like something that seeks it's level
I wanna go to the devil
I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
I wanna be evil and cheat at jacks
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
I wanna be mean and throw mud pies
I want to wake up in the morning
With that dark brown taste
I wanna see some dissipation in my face
I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad
But more than that, I wanna be bad
I wanna be evil and trump an ace
Just to see my partner's face
I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel
I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool
And in the theatre, I want to change my seat
Just so I can step on everybody's feet
I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
And whatever I've got, I am eager to lose
I wanna be evil, little evil me
Just as mean and evil as I can be​

Shame I wasn't able to post much during the week but figured out I'll post one more song even though it would have broke the rules given the singer repeat anyways

Reminds me a little bit of AnUltimateRessie coming to get me when I messed up the lineup earlier in the season.

 

[Pamcake1]

It's the anxiety. You are correct.

Dr. Chew Barka believes Pugsley Esq. could possibly benefit from some absolute-ism with Cardinal Scotty.
Otherwise a further wearing of the cone of shame alongside a ritual ceremony of burying said gonads and not digging them up yet again be required to appease the anxiety.

 

[Pugsley]

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Dr. Chew Barka believes Pugsley Esq. could possibly benefit from some absolute-ism with Cardinal Scotty.
Otherwise a further wearing of the cone of shame alongside a ritual ceremony of burying said gonads and not digging them up yet again be required to appease the anxiety.

I need to stop chasing cars.

 

[Cubs2Lions]

I need to stop chasing cars.

Exclusive vision of Pugsley trying to catch up to jump on the Wonders car for S39

 

[Pugsley]

Exclusive vision of Pugsley trying to catch up to jump on the Wonders car for S39

That's the fastest I have moved in years.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Exclusive vision of Pugsley trying to catch up to jump on the Wonders car for S39

You do realise where there is one there is more… the other 12 puppies are just out of frame shot!! . Enjoy!

 

[Cubs2Lions]

You do realise where there is one there is more… the other 12 puppies are just out of frame shot!! . Enjoy!

Is that why I saw you with the rest of Pugsley babies at the bus stop to join the Wonders

 

[Pugsley]

Is that why I saw you with the rest of Pugsley babies at the bus stop to join the Wonders

The dog support payments are endless.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Is that why I saw you with the rest of Pugsley babies at the bus stop to join the Wonders

Also, that's AnUltimateRessie in the background trying to reply to everyone's demands at the club.

****! You saw that! He wants to keep all 13 puppies and I said over my dead body so I’m trying to give them away!

 

[Cubs2Lions]

The dog support payments are endless.

Gotta find a way to get you to club somehow, welcome to the Wonders

 

[DemurePrincess]

Gotta find a way to get you to club somehow, welcome to the Wonders

Stop dipping your wick! Simples!!

 

[Cubs2Lions]

****! You saw that! He wants to keep all 13 puppies and I said over my dead body so I’m trying to give them away!

I'm sure you and Pugsley will find a way to keep all 13 puppies otherwise you'll miss out on beautiful moments like this

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm sure you and Pugsley will find a way to keep all 13 puppies otherwise you'll miss out on beautiful moments like this

Yep! Thats one of our smart ones….

Here’s another!!

 

[BFew]

Wonder Dogs Sports Psychologist
Dr. Chew Barka
Psychological Profiling of Your Stick Habits
View attachment 2150862

The Clinic is now Open.
Please take a number and sit and stay.
Dr. Chew Barka will be with you shortly.​

I'm told that my stick is in good working order.

Although not sure I can rely on my memory about what I was actually told.

Nearly 5'oclock.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I'm told that my stick is in good working order.

Although not sure I can rely on my memory about what I was actually told.

Nearly 5'oclock.

 

[BFew]

 

[DemurePrincess]

 

[BFew]

Bad to the B-B-B-B-B-Badoink

 

[DemurePrincess]

Bad to the B-B-B-B-B-Badoink

Oh ha ha ha!!

 

[Pamcake1]

Bad to the B-B-B-B-B-Badoink

It's a double D there old bean.

 

[Pamcake1]

I'm told that my stick is in good working order.

Although not sure I can rely on my memory about what I was actually told.

Nearly 5'oclock.

Glad you checked in with the Doc there.
Meanwhile it's well past 5 o'clock.....with the apostrophe in the proper place.
Almost nap time already.

 

[Pamcake1]