Event Wonderus Festivus S38 Sweet Kennels & Wonder Dogs

[Pamcake1]

From the Wonders Hall of Fame we introduce you all to Brushe the Wonder Dog.
Pronounced Brooshe, like Brucee with a lisp.
Brushe was a fearless full foward for over a decade.
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[BFew]

It's a double D there old bean.

The more the better I say.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

DenieD I think this was for you.

Note: "sit" and not

DenieD will be lucky to be 10km near the ground next week

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

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HAUNTED BADDONK END RESULTS
Thanks to everyone for participating and sharing the fun in the latest Howlloween edition of Haunted Baddonk Comp.
160 Macabre Tunes later we have the results:
Pamcake1 52 Tunes 2 Double Bangers and no Baddonks
DemurePrincess 43 Tunes and 1 Baddonk
BFew 40 Tunes and 2 Baddonks
AnUltimateRessie 11 Tunes and no Baddonks
3KZ is Football 6 Tunes and 1 Baddonk
BigChippa52 5 Tunes and 1 Baddonk
Cubs2Lions 3 Tunes and no Baddonks
Fun Times Were Had
As the winner my favourite tune was post #126 for silliness and I now get to have the last blast.
For the creepiest clip I found this one:



And the final word on the topic goes to Eartha Kitt.

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I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap
I've petted stray dogs, and shied clear of dope
My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender
But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender
I've been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer
And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, my dear"
The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass
And the closest I've been to a bar was at ballet class
Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed
I'm tired of being pure and not chased
Like something that seeks it's level
I wanna go to the devil
I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
I wanna be evil and cheat at jacks
I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
I wanna be mean and throw mud pies
I want to wake up in the morning
With that dark brown taste
I wanna see some dissipation in my face
I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad
But more than that, I wanna be bad
I wanna be evil and trump an ace
Just to see my partner's face
I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel
I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool
And in the theatre, I want to change my seat
Just so I can step on everybody's feet
I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
And whatever I've got, I am eager to lose
I wanna be evil, little evil me
Just as mean and evil as I can be​

I WIN EVERYONE CONGRATULATE ME

 

[Pamcake1]

The more the better I say.

It would be good to see more of the Wonders in this thread but I guess they must be exhausted by the Bye.

I WIN EVERYONE CONGRATULATE ME

Congratulations El Capitano to you and everyone else.

 

[Pamcake1]

Good Morning All & Wonder Dogs Past & Present. Wishing you all a great Friday ahead.

 

[DemurePrincess]

I WIN EVERYONE CONGRATULATE ME

Congrats 4th spot loser

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Congrats 4th spot loser

no badoinks, no conflict of interest, bippity boppity. I win.

 

[BFew]

no badoinks, no conflict of interest, bippity boppity. I win.

You can have one of my badoinks if you like, Oh wonderful masterful winner

They cook best at 200C.
Seasoned with paprika and ground smoked tail of rat.

 

[DemurePrincess]

no badoinks, no conflict of interest, bippity boppity. I win.

I’m gonna listen to Pammykins Pamcake1 here and I see you are under me…
Hee hee ha ha hee!!

 

[DemurePrincess]

You can have one of my badoinks if you like, Oh wonderful masterful winner

They cook best at 200C.
Seasoned with paprika and ground smoked tail of rat.

He didn’t win - don’t make him feel special

There is no participation ribbons here fella

 

[BFew]

He didn’t win - don’t make him feel special

There is no participation ribbons here fella

 

[DemurePrincess]

Awesome! Now he’s gonna be walking around like a….

 

[BFew]

Awesome! Now he’s gonna be walking around like a….

When will the BigFooty Participation Turkey badge be ready for AnUltimateRessie to post under his BF account avatar?

 

[DemurePrincess]

When will the BigFooty Participation Turkey badge be ready for AnUltimateRessie to post under his BF account avatar?

Shake that featherless ‘tail feather’

Awks!!

 

[Cubs2Lions]

When will the BigFooty Participation Turkey badge be ready for AnUltimateRessie to post under his BF account avatar?

Live reaction of AnUltimateRessie right now as he senses another badge to his collection:

 

[BFew]

Shake that featherless ‘tail feather’

Awks!!

A bonus participation prize for AnUltimateRessie

 

[DemurePrincess]

A bonus participation prize for AnUltimateRessie

Umm! Since your offering… can I have one too since I beat you

 

[BFew]

Umm! Since your offering… can I have one too since I beat you

Under no circumstances must my participation prize proposal for DP be revealed to Pugsley

 

[DemurePrincess]

Under no circumstances must my participation prize proposal for DP be revealed to Pugsley

Nom nom nom

 

[Pamcake1]

no badoinks, no conflict of interest, bippity boppity. I win.

Conflict of interest doesn't come into it, it was an even playing field and I had a greater degree of difficulty by having to also deal with the mechanics.
Seeing as you all have an Olympic Medal badge and I don't, you can all go jump.

I am the undefeated Champion of the Baddonk Comp.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Conflict of interest doesn't come into it, it was an even playing field and I had a greater degree of difficulty by having to also deal with the mechanics.
Seeing as you all have an Olympic Medal badge and I don't, you can all go jump.

I am the undefeated Champion of the Baddonk Comp.

THE PLAYING FIELD ISNT EVEN WHEN YOU MAKE THE RULES!

at least give me second place with 0 baddddddoninks

 

[Pamcake1]

THE PLAYING FIELD ISNT EVEN WHEN YOU MAKE THE RULES!

at least give me second place with 0 baddddddoninks

Excuse me I invented the game.
Would you like to go tell Mobbs that he can't play Qooty.

You are third.
DP while having 1 Baddonk has 4 times the submissions.
FYI a Baddonk is worth 20 points so you beat BFew.

 

[DemurePrincess]

Conflict of interest doesn't come into it, it was an even playing field and I had a greater degree of difficulty by having to also deal with the mechanics.
Seeing as you all have an Olympic Medal badge and I don't, you can all go jump.

I am the undefeated Champion of the Baddonk Comp.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Excuse me I invented the game.
Would you like to go tell Mobbs that he can't play Qooty.

You are third.
DP while having 1 Baddonk has 4 times the submissions.
FYI a Baddonk is worth 20 points so you beat BFew.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BFew