Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon - congratulations on '16 Wooden Spoon (RIP The Scales)

[Strapping Young Lad]

Courtesy of oogac via RoyalBlue

You mean, courtesy of oogac!

 

[Twinkletoes]

Fixed for truth.

 

[andana]

How come Essendumb seconds are still playing?.

 

[Horace]

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.

 

[Wild Bill]

How come Essendumb seconds are still playing?.

cOz hIrD diNdn't do nUffiNg aNd iS iNnoCeNt.

 

[Hunters Host #3]

That right there, is oogac's best work so far.

And, he has had some rippers.

 

[Horace]

I just saw *dyson *heppell on AFL360 arriving at the MVP's.

Are *essendon players included?

I would have thought that there would be a special category called PED Users for them in which case an *essendon player would win that award. The favourite, would that be *jab?

 

[Jab]

I just saw *dyson *heppell on AFL360 arriving at the MVP's.

Are *essendon players included?

I would have thought that there would be a special category called PED Users for them in which case an *essendon player would win that award. The favourite, would that be *jab?

Named the captain if the under 22 side. *Heppell knows that you need to do whateverittakes and has learnt his leadership under *Jobe. It seems that the players are all big supporters of *Essendon.

 

[ShinbonerBaz]

Named the captain if the under 22 side. *Heppell knows that you need to do whateverittakes and has learnt his leadership under *Jobe. It seems that the players are all big supporters of the *essendon players.

edited for accuracy

 

[Horace]

Named the captain if the under 22 side. *heppell knows that you need to do whateverittakes and has learnt his leadership under *jobe. It seems that the players are all big supporters of *essendon.

Nice to see that you remain on track there Jab. However in addition to ShinbonerBaz's editing I just need to make some further correctios to your post as above.

 

[Jab]

I did the best I could with my lower IQ

 

[Roo-Boy]

How did Essendons final at Canning St Reserve in Avondale Heights go over the weekend?

 

[see see]

Getting too close to dropping off the first page. Lift your game people.

 

[Nate7]

So apparently *essendon are about to sue Carlton CEO Greg Swann over his comments that, "apparently Essendon cheated so we were next cab off the rank." Jeez I hope that fails in court, because there goes all that public indemnity insurance that all board members and coaching panel would have.
GOOD TIMES BITCHES!!!

 

[HomerLeGrande]

So apparently *essendon are about to sue Carlton CEO Greg Swann over his comments that, "apparently Essendon cheated so we were next cab off the rank." Jeez I hope that fails in court, because there goes all that public indemnity insurance that all board members and coaching panel would have.
GOOD TIMES BITCHES!!!

Just like they were going to take the AFL to court.

Paul Little will turn into Chicken Little.

 

[LT Smash]

So apparently *essendon are about to sue Carlton CEO Greg Swann over his comments that, "apparently Essendon cheated so we were next cab off the rank." Jeez I hope that fails in court, because there goes all that public indemnity insurance that all board members and coaching panel would have.
GOOD TIMES BITCHES!!!

If I was Greg Swann, I would suggest that statements of truth can be accepted as a valid defence against defamation claims. Then force *essendon's legal bitches to prove that they didn't cheat.

 

[The Other Dean]

Courtesy of oogac via RoyalBlue

Now that the penalties have been handed down and the focus is back on footy, and *lord jim is probably safely ensconced in his tropical paradise ('The Island Of Dr. Moron') building tax shelters out of bamboo and turtle saliva, and experimenting on macaques with new and exciting PED's extracted from toad secretions, I've been missing my daily fix of *essendon woe.

But that video made it come flooding back. Moving pictures indeed.

oogac does good work. (Again.)

 

[Maddox]

Just like they were going to take the AFL to court.

Paul Little will turn into Chicken Little.

Ba-zing!

 

[Wild Bill]

Step 1 - Cheat
Step 2 - Get Caught Cheating
Step 3 - Get called Cheats
Step 4- Sook for getting called Cheats

*essendon - the cheating club that is a gift that keeps on giving.

I am happy to donate to Swan's legal team. After he called a spade a spade I would have voted for him for PM last week. Honesty is rare to find in politics.

Anyone heard from *hird yet? Was going to clear his name as soon as the penalties were handed down.

 

[HomerLeGrande]

Step 1 - Cheat
Step 2 - Get Caught Cheating
Step 3 - Get called Cheats
Step 4- Sook for getting called Cheats

*essendon - the cheating club that is a gift that keeps on giving.

I am happy to donate to Swan's legal team. After he called a spade a spade I would have voted for him for PM last week. Honesty is rare to find in politics.

Anyone heard from *hird yet? Was going to clear his name as soon as the penalties were handed down.

I hear *hird is working on his tan.

 

[Wild Bill]

I hear *hird is working on his tan.

Yeah - he is tough to find.

 

[Wild Bill]

They are all getting excited about Reid being cleared on their ASADA thread. What a shame they are not up to date and missed Vlad's radio interview - and I quote:

"No way is the AFL settling with Mr Magoo - if he wants to clear his name and bank account out then so be it." Vlad went onto say "Anyone heard from *hird?"

 

[Nate7]

I hear *hird is working on his tan.

Anyone heard from *hird yet? Was going to clear his name as soon as the penalties were handed down.

For the first time in a few months, *he finally got up the guts to sit in *his favourite cafe in the Domain Rd South Yarra area - also happens to be a place I frequent at times.
*He appears to be happy and at peace with *himself. Well that's not really news because according to *him, *he did no wrong.

 

[Daveo Plonk]

I hear *hird is working on his tan.

Vlad gave your namesake a right royal biatch slapping on Red 'smorning.

 

[GarnerSmash]

For the first time in a few months, *he finally got up the guts to sit in *his favourite cafe in the Domain Rd South Yarra area - also happens to be a place I frequent at times.
*He appears to be happy and at peace with *himself. Well that's not really news because according to *him, *he did no wrong.

Does he levitate off his chair whilst he goes through his scrapbook of clippings from his career?