Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[Disco Dew]

Lol

 

[Hazardinho]

2024 anger
2025 sadnesss
2026 acceptance

Rolled gold!!

I’m already at acceptance.

 

[Uncle_Leo]

I don’t think Brad understands what the word aberration means

 

[Marstermind]

I don’t think Brad understands what the word aberration means

He's clearly liking the phrase "recency bias" though. Sounds good. I think the message he's sending is "Just forget the last two weeks. Remember the happy times from earlier in the year when we were plum ordinary in the middle of the ladder. We'll get back there next year."

 

[giantroo]

Lol.

 

[Friday Night Lights]

Lol.

 

[Colby Cheer Squad]

I assume that "drive an off-season" is some sort of golf reference. Apart from some hollow words and platitudes at your B&F, don't expect to see Brads until about mid February next year, * fans.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, we WILL win a final before this joke of a club.

Clearly, the last two games were lost in the off-season, that critical time for every club when the following season's last two rounds are won and lost.

 

[Roosurgence]

I don’t think Brad understands what the word aberration means

I’m sure there is an easy fix to that.

 

[Sticksphat]

BT: "Essendon's pressure ON THEIR COACH has been outstanding."

EFA

 

[Roosurgence]

In better news Moonee Ponds Real Estate Agents have noticed a surge in new clientele.

 

[Only Forwards]

I really really hope that the pathway he sells them out of where they are is to top up.

If there is a sure fire way to mire inthe middle, that’s it.

 

[pizzasteve88]

Dial-a-quote Brad is the best Brad.

I had a Bugs Bunny toy as a kid…you pulled the string and it would say about 6 or 7 different phases…what’s up doc…you’re a cute bunny..ect
His pressers are like those…pull Brad”s string and see what comes out…Aberration…Forensic review…ambush…easy fix…spartan approach…

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

I don’t think Brad understands what the word aberration means

It’s not that he doesn’t understand, it’s that he uses complicated language to distract from the fact he’s talking utter drivel.

 

[Roosurgence]

Looks like a big off season for * as Bard flags that a lot of the list don’t know how to lead an AFL lifestyle.

Bard will subject the playing group to a rigorous program of studying real estate market trends and how to manage your property portfolio.

Bard was overheard saying we will still be a bunch of shit trucks but as long as they have secured a good property portfolio my job is done.

Bard also rang up the Dodo and as for a comprehensive list of every C Grader on an AFL list that can keep them mid table.

Kayne Turner

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Kayne Turner

Age

29

Ht

180cm

Wt

71kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

5.6

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.5

5star

MG

150.3

2star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.8

5star

to * for their second rounder

 

[DapperDon]

2024 anger
2025 sadnesss
2026 acceptance

Rolled gold!!

Lol, I'll cop shit from most here, but you have been quiet all year you big wuss and only pop your head up now.

You are the biggest fraud on the site, time for another name change.

The rest of you, go nuts. The club deserves it.

 

[Sticksphat]

The leaked a lot of goals in those last two matches. Any chance they want to pay overs for a key defender?

 

[ferball]

I don’t think Brad understands what the word aberration means

it means Bard's coaching actually.

Its an abberation!!!

 

[Roosurgence]

Lol, I'll cop s**t from most here, but you have been quiet all year you big wuss and only pop your head up now.

You are the biggest fraud on the site, time for another name change.

The rest of you, go nuts. The club deserves it.

Getting to watch Bard coach your side is enough reward for all of us.

The real kick to the nuts will come when he leaves in 10 years time and everyone hails him as a master coach for getting the best out of a shit list……… a shit list he actually built and developed LOL!

 

[Roosurgence]

The leaked a lot of goals in those last two matches. Any chance they want to pay overs for a key defender?

Kayne Turner is the solution.

Is Polec still in our list? Could let him go for their first.

Maybe Bard could see if Hrovat is up for a comeback?

 

[DapperDon]

Getting to watch Bard coach your side is enough reward for all of us.

The real kick to the nuts will come when he leaves in 10 years time and everyone hails him as a master coach for getting the best out of a s**t list……… a s**t list he actually built and developed LOL!

Coaches don't last 10 years at Essendon anymore. We just give them 14 months to win premierships then sack them pay out millions and get a new one in.

 

[Only Forwards]

The rest of you, go nuts. The club deserves it.

Your club has gotten itself Bradded.

You’ve had games you needed to win where you just haven’t shown up in.

4 years with him is going to seem like an eternity. You may improve, but you’ll never be good enough to really compete.

We lived this for a decade.

 

[ferball]

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This gif is an omen that we will win today and miss the spoon.

 

[Roosurgence]

Coaches don't last 10 years at Essendon anymore. We just give them 14 months to win premierships then sack them pay out millions and get a new one in.

This bloke will last. He is like herpes, once you have it you are stuck with it for life. Even when you think it’s gone it comes right back to **** you over.

 

[Roosurgence]

I really really hope that the pathway he sells them out of where they are is to top up.

If there is a sure fire way to mire inthe middle, that’s it.

Don’t worry the top up is coming.

Straight from the Bard Handbook of how to remain mid table.

 

[muttley45]

Is Braddles off to Ibiza with the boys to oversee their off season ?