Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[The acurate one]

FMD consistent alright.

Coached 211 games for 106 wins & 105 losses. Averaged a ninth place finish. And yes I hated him coaching North but love him coaching *. Does that make me a bad person?

He can spin I'll give him that, managed to have everyone believing we overachieved during his rein.

 

[The acurate one]

Yeah, he's all over it. I remember him going on AFL 360 a few years ago and espousing the virtues of these things: Power Balance - Wikipedia

Well same as the crystals in my commodore. Makes red lights turn green, you just have to have faith.

 

[Mav]

So for the * fans , this is what you've got to look fwd to..

1. Brad don't start until late Jan as the season is so long and he'd get burnt out.
2. Likes to be heavily involved with the fitness side of things, did a two week course on it
3. Doesn't mind if his players are a touch tubby, is very open minded
4. Doesn't believe in improving your skills as you're already an AFL footballer.
5. Prefers mature footballers as they have delivered in the past and he sees no reason they won't again.
6. Likes to give a 45-50 minute speech before a game.
7. Not big on positional changes during a match as the side picked and positions chosen were correct
8. Likes to be the boss and do it his way, when he's there of course
9. Is mad for a ninth placed finishes
10. Enjoys flirting with C Wilson
11. Finally, really isn't big on winning as it is all about sustained success.

A match made in heaven.

You left out pregame snoozes, not training or playing in the rain and free snake oil for all.

 

[The acurate one]

You left out pregame snoozes, not training or playing in the rain and free snake oil for all.

Well add em to the ****en list mate. Brad is only the first two rounds off having more losses than wins in his magnificent career.

Mr Consistent.

 

[giantroo]

 

[Chadwiko]

Confirmed looks weird AF.

 

[DarwinRoo]

If only Brad Scott was as knowledgeable as the ****stain that thinks Kyron Hayden

37

Kyron Hayden

Age

25

Ht

186cm

Wt

87kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.7

2star

K

3.9

2star

HB

3.9

3star

M

1.7

2star

T

2.0

4star

MG

113.7

2star

D

8.3

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

4.0

3star

M

2.0

2star

T

1.5

2star

MG

113.7

2star

D

8.8

3star

K

3.8

2star

HB

5.0

4star

M

1.2

2star

T

2.4

4star

MG

139.0

3star

is the shit as opposed to the shitmen that he actually is.

 

[see see]

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Confirmed looks weird AF.

Looks like a still from a hostage video. Where's the copy of today's newspaper to confirm proof of life?

 

[giantroo]

 

[Rod Stroker]

When will he start casting dispersions?

 

[DesertRoo]

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Confirmed looks weird AF.

He looks like a man who’s just realised what he has done..
hello darkness my old friend

 

[Farthers]

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Confirmed looks weird AF.

Is it just me or does it look like he has an invisible gun pointed at his back?

 

[giantroo]

 

[RHLK]

Kayne Turner

28

Kayne Turner

Age

28

Ht

180cm

Wt

71kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.3

3star

K

5.6

2star

HB

5.7

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

3.5

5star

MG

150.3

2star

No current season stats available

D

11.0

3star

K

6.8

3star

HB

4.2

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

4.8

5star

to Essendon.

 

[speedy]

Is it just me or does it look like he has an invisible gun pointed at his back?

He was pushed by Gil? "Get one of our favourites back on track Brad. What ever it takes!"

 

[Wild Bill]

TikTok - Make Your Day

 

[Hojuman]

* supporters ringing 1116 Joel Selwood;

" We need someone like Scott to come in and be tough on the players, with a good game plan "

 

[Marstermind]

* supporters ringing 1116 Joel Selwood;

" We need someone like Scott to come in and be tough on the players, with a good game plan "

Which Scott are they talking about? Bon? Denise? of the Antarctic?

Never was the biggest anti-Brad here, but any fair assessment of his coaching at North would suggest that being tough on the players and having an adaptable game plan were not two of his strong points.

 

[NMFC49]

Kayne Turner to Essendon.

I'd put Polec ahead of Sugar for Essendon

 

[Mav]

Ha ha, Dwayne read half of my text but stopped:

If Brad Scott went thoroughly an extensive process for the Essendon job then he must have been going through that process when he decided the priority picks for North. Surely that's a massive conflict of interest or is this just another thing the AFL will sweep under the carpet?

 

[Hojuman]

Derwayne; " how good is it if your new coach knows all the new rules and changes coming in the game that nobody else does " ?

AFL Intergrity..........

 

[Marstermind]

Ha ha, Dwayne read half of my text but stopped:

If Brad Scott went thoroughly an extensive process for the Essendon job then he must have been going through that process when he decided the priority picks for North. Surely that's a massive conflict of interest or is this just another thing the AFL will sweep under the carpet?

You were expecting the AFL's biggest sycophant to do anything else?

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Ha ha, Dwayne read half of my text but stopped:

If Brad Scott went thoroughly an extensive process for the Essendon job then he must have been going through that process when he decided the priority picks for North. Surely that's a massive conflict of interest or is this just another thing the AFL will sweep under the carpet?

haha that was you

I would have bet serious money that was from a BF North supporter hahaha

 

[Mav]

It's hilarious listening to these * muppets already skolling the Snake oil.

 

[The acurate one]

Ha ha, Dwayne read half of my text but stopped:

If Brad Scott went thoroughly an extensive process for the Essendon job then he must have been going through that process when he decided the priority picks for North. Surely that's a massive conflict of interest or is this just another thing the AFL will sweep under the carpet?

****!! Can Dwayne read?