Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[Engimal v3]

You have ups?

Yeah, September to March

 

[toepoker]

I'd rather lose another 100 games in a row than rely on * for my football happiness

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Because, while we have ups and downs, we occasionally fire a shot. Essendon have been constantly losing for the entire memorable life of anyone under 30 lol

You'd give the last 20 years of your clubs' history to accomplish something we've done multiple times since then. It'd be another year for us, but it'd be a watershed moment for you club

12 wins in 4 years is an up?

yah ur right. We all want that!

 

[HirdsTheWord]

I'd rather lose another 100 games in a row than rely on * for my football happiness

Thats more probable than not.

 

[BomberBoy123]

I'd rather lose another 100 games in a row than rely on * for my football happiness

That looks pretty achievable to be honest

 

[toepoker]

That looks pretty achievable to be honest

Well done on cracking the same non-joke as your mate above

 

[shinboner magic]

They’ve turned into godees fans - come out of the woodwork when they have a win

 

[The Nostradamus]

Let’s just feed souv the ball this week for a bag against magoo

 

[Engimal v3]

Let’s just feed souv the ball this week for a bag against magoo

Why even go to that much effort? All you need to ruin McKay is to force him to do a 15m kick under no pressure.

 

[DapperDon]

I'd rather lose another 100 games in a row than rely on * for my football happiness

Thats looks more achievably probable than not to be honest.

 

[Slamming Sam]

You guys were 10 years ahead of the curve, getting your clot shots and boosters.

HirdsTheWord couldn't help me so maybe you can? When is Hird, the Weapon and Dank coming back to Essendumb?

 

[DapperDon]

This guy internets like you team plays footy

 

[Engimal v3]

They’ve turned into godees fans - come out of the woodwork when they have a win

They're not that bad. When North makes the Grand Final I'll certainly be up and about, so I won't hold it against Bombers fans when they're playing theirs this week.

 

[BomberBoy123]

HirdsTheWord couldn't help me so maybe you can? When is Hird, the Weapon and Dank coming back to Essendumb?

When’s Duck, Taz, Dani and Jimmy Krakouer coming back to Arden Street?

 

[SpiderBurton22]

This guy internets like you team plays footy

That hurts. North are not that bad.

 

[HirdsTheWord]

This guy internets like you team plays footy

to be fair he is considerably worse.

 

[Slamming Sam]

This guy internets like you team plays footy

It got the desired response from you so I must be over the target!

 

[Slamming Sam]

to be fair he is considerably worse

... yet this is the best Essendumb bloggers can put forward. Peptides will evaporate in the 2nd half of the season to coincide with the drop off in Essendumbs' performances.

 

[Engimal v3]

Wow I can't believe HirdsTheWord said that!

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Wow I can't believe HirdsTheWord said that!

 

[ferball]

Wow I can't believe HirdsTheWord said that!

Makes a nice change from cheering on bombing women and kids.

 

[Engimal v3]

Makes a nice change from cheering on bombing women and kids.

I don't know all about that, I just want to call his football club crap

 

[Engimal v3]

Got banned from the Essendon board thread for saying North supporters go to college to get more knowledge, but Essendon fans go to Jupiter to get more stupider.

The truth hurts, I guess.

 

[ferball]

I don't know all about that, I just want to call his football club crap

Yeah that guy is just a ****wit.

 

[Samsquanch]

They're not that bad. When North makes the Grand Final I'll certainly be up and about, so I won't hold it against Bombers fans when they're playing theirs this week.

Maybe they are just getting in early in case they bomb on the weekend.