Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[The Nostradamus]

* rejected by Connor Stone.
Players around the comp know they're going nowhere under Bard

And no one wants their players they are trying to offload

It’s a cesspit there

 

[Samsquanch]

And no one wants their players they are trying to offload

It’s a cesspit there

They have been touched by the hand of Brad.







I can foresee a class action from ex-North Melbourne and * players in the near future, with the claim lodged for the ruination of their careers.

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Did you know people that live between greenvale and Gladstone park dont have a bottle shop on Mickelham road.

How are you coping with that?

 

[DuckYeah]

How are you coping with that?

Not well, I re lapsed

 

[DesertRoo]

Omfg trade radio really shows how delusional * supporters are.

Sam Edmund trying not to laugh when this guy is explaining why * are so quiet this trade period because * are going to land a big fish next year which is Harley Reid.

Imagine you've been training out place called mineral resources park, two minute drive to the stadium, five minute drive from the cbd/swan river, world class beaches 30 mins away.
Then to then be told you're now touring for one of the richest clubs in the afl and driven out the back of Tullamarine, you'd be looking for the cameras thinking you were punk'ed

 

[Samsquanch]

Imagine you've been training out place called mineral resources park, two minute drive to the stadium, five minute drive from the cbd/swan river, world class beaches 30 mins away.
Then to then be told you're now touring for one of the richest clubs in the afl and driven out the back of Tullamarine, you'd be looking for the cameras thinking you were punk'ed

They love the smell of jet fuel in the morning.


And the afternoon. The evening. All of the day. All of the night.

 

[Ligma]

Imagine you've been training out place called mineral resources park, two minute drive to the stadium, five minute drive from the cbd/swan river, world class beaches 30 mins away.
Then to then be told you're now touring for one of the richest clubs in the afl and driven out the back of Tullamarine, you'd be looking for the cameras thinking you were punk'ed

Honestly I’d rather eat a bullet

 

[ferball]

Honestly I’d rather eat a bullet

Bit of advice - if you're gonna cook it first then use a strong cast iron pot and hide behind a brick wall while its cooking.

 

[DesertRoo]

Bit of advice - if you're gonna cook it first then use a strong cast iron pot and hide behind a brick wall while its cooking.

could always chuck a box of them in the microwave on high.
and walk outside, and round the corner.