Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

[DesertRoo]

it's funny how pre season you are tipped to be bottom 4, you actually have a shot at finals, and somehow the 17th team reckons you are worse than them.

the team that's on a 19 loss streak with 60% and asking for a priority pick

lolololol

when Essendon played you we had a less experienced team

but yeah, it's where you are at.

It’s ok, we’ve been there before with B-rad, he’s going to keep you in purgatory, you’ll think you’re a player or two off being contenders, reality is you’ve got a bottom 4 list, get anywhere near the pointy end and 126 points is the result.

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Correct - 11 years of laughing and mocking *ess.

Thanks to *hird your club will always be a joke. This is the end result of your doping regime.

yep, absolute laughing stock. there are worse things though.

like north melbourne

 

[Wild Bill]

it's funny how pre season you are tipped to be bottom 4, you actually have a shot at finals, and somehow the 17th team reckons you are worse than them.

the team that's on a 19 loss streak with 60% and asking for a priority pick

lolololol

when Essendon played you we had a less experienced team

but yeah, it's where you are at.

Without your soft draw you will be bottom 4 again next year.

 

[Souup]

it's funny how pre season you are tipped to be bottom 4, you actually have a shot at finals, and somehow the 17th team reckons you are worse than them.

the team that's on a 19 loss streak with 60% and asking for a priority pick

lolololol

when Essendon played you we had a less experienced team

but yeah, it's where you are at.

There are 2 groups of teams:

• Teams that make finals
• Teams that don't

We both fall into the 2nd category.

We're terrible and we know it - we'll be rewarded with some of the best 18 year olds in the country
You're terrible and you think you're good enough - you'll get a much worse pick and continue to be a middling side, never good enough to be a realistic flag threat, never bad enough to justify rebuilding to get some real quality in.

Brad Scott kept us mid-table irrelevant for 10 years, and true to form he's started his career at your club the exact same way. Enjoy being mid-table with an average list for the foreseeable future.

 

[HirdsTheWord]

There are 2 groups of teams:

• Teams that make finals
• Teams that don't

We both fall into the 2nd category.

We're terrible and we know it - we'll be rewarded with some of the best 18 year olds in the country
You're terrible and you think you're good - you'll get a much worse pick

Brad Scott kept us mid-table irrelevant for 10 years, and true to form he's started his career at your club the exact same way. Enjoy being mid-table for the foreseeable future.

well i certinaly dont think we are good

 

[blackshadow]

yeah but your picks dont even want to play at your club

We lost one inbred sooky mummy’s boy who couldn’t handle being away from mumma.

Wardlaw and Sheezel have both signed contract extensions. LDU is signed long term, Larkey is signed long term. How’s your Tsatsas contract extension going?

He’ll be out of the shithole hangar like a shot come the end of next year.

 

[DarkPhoenix]

Man, someone really stirred up hirdstheword.

Not going to be enough bait left for the rest of the *scummers

 

[Disco Dew]

yep, absolute laughing stock. there are worse things though.

like north melbourne

 

[HirdsTheWord]

We lost one inbred sooky mummy’s boy who couldn’t handle being away from mumma.

Wardlaw and Sheezel have both signed contract extensions. LDU is signed long term, Larkey is signed long term. How’s your Tsatsas contract extension going?

He’ll be out of the shithole hangar like a shot come the end of next year.

i don't think anyone is too concerned about your signings, except you.

 

[Lomas]

yeah but your picks dont even want to play at your club

irrelevant what pick you get, you suck every year, and then suck again the next. Hence the priority pick.

also settle pettle, i don't play for Essendon rofl.

While you are rofl, did you want your belly scratched like you get every year from the media and AFL, but with no treat at the end as usual?
Good doggy.

 

[Bren]

yeah but your picks dont even want to play at your club

i don't think anyone is too concerned about your signings, except you.

 

[blackshadow]

i don't think anyone is too concerned about your signings, except you.

You obviously care or you wouldn’t have brought it up.

 

[Disco Dew]

Love this.

 

[LuvtheKangas]

I watched the last quarter of their game. Whilst we had some bad losses under Brad, I don't think we ever just gave up in a game like these pea-hearts did today.

Has he already lost the players?

lol and rofl.

 

[Bren]

I watched the last quarter of their game. Whilst we had some bad losses under Brad, I don't think we ever just gave up in a game like these pea-hearts did today.

Has he already lost the players?

lol and rofl.

His thinking way will be that he needs all drafted players only, and no recruits... think we might have read that script as well

 

[DesertRoo]

So desperate they signed up Tomic

 

[Wild Bill]

yep, absolute laughing stock. there are worse things though.

like north melbourne

Lol nice try. Greatest doping sanctions in Australian sports history!!!

Not sure what was the highlight??

*ess kicked out of finals?
*watson losing his Brownlow?
34 players forever known as drug cheats?
*hirdy sent to the looney bin?

The list goes on!!!

 

[tazaa]

We must be all sorts of bad to have lost to this team.

We are. We lost WC too somehow.

 

[darko]

Here for the lols

 

[Devington]

BRADDED

 

[Samsquanch]

your the one with the thread

not us lol

And yet here you are...

And no doubt, you are looking forward to the next three years.

As this is a sympathy thread I imagine you will become a regular poster as you move on to develop anger, followed by bargaining, sink into a state of depression and then the inevitable acceptance, which you will be coming to terms with by around mid-July 2024.

 

[DuckYeah]

Could be worse.

We could be Norf.

take a walk campaigner. Your club had a chance to make the 8 and lost by 21 goals. Ship off mate

 

[DuckYeah]

you are 17th dude.

lol

17th or 9th it doesn’t ****ing matter. Same ****in shit

 

[Disco Dew]

 

[DuckYeah]

better than yours though

No its not, its 9 points better. You campaigners are a bottom 4 side. Couldn’t beat a top 8 team. Rubbish, garbage. You were sold false promises and believed that THIS WAS THE YEAR!! HAHAHA SUCKED IN FLOG