Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

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They had to win this by 20 goals. So if they win the next three quarters by 9 goals each.....

Easy fix.


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Clearly there were some closed door discussions between the AFL and * when they got the pick 1 as a result of being drug cheats. Something along the lines of "Okay, you can keep the top pick as long as you use it on a pea-hearted seagull who floats across half back and torches the footy".
 

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Plus losing Parish and probably getting Band 1 compo...
I know they are just genuinely bad, but potentially dropping 5 spots in two weeks at the end of the season (with possible FA comp to come) and absolute 🦗🦗🦗

We drop one spot on the ladder because of the result of a game we weren't even playing in and suddenly if we don't miraculously break our 20 game losing streak the next week, we are tanking!
 

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Certified Legendary Thread Sympathy for *essendon III - 4 Sept 2024 marks 20 years since *Essendon have won a final; Coached by the anti “RESULTIST”, RIP D2D and T_S

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