Tallangatta League

[Run Straight]

just wondering if anyone has a leading goalkicker list, like at top 10 or 20?

If you go to www.tallangattadfl.vcfl.com.au & click on "competitions" , click on "draw/results", then click on "top 10 player stats". You can then view goalkickers by league, or club by club. (This works for all Leagues).

 

[benchwarmer1]

just wondering if anyone has a leading goalkicker list, like at top 10 or 20?

why is that flash? are you on one of those lists?

 

[Run Straight]

It's definately me AD- JC, Culphy or the Culphmeister is on the Tallangatta footy forum. I have now learnt how to use spell checker and other things to correct my written work. Franz is the man at the moment- from what I heard he single handedly beat Mitta. Apparently he ran from the wing to kick the final goal, taking a number of bounces, running over the top of L. Hodgkin and then slotting it. I hear the Thurgoona Cafe are naming a burger after him called the 'McFranzee'. All the ingredients are red to match the crop of hair on his head. On the the bun is:
* red capsicum
* tomato
* grated carrot
* an uncooked lean red beef pattie
* tomato sauce
Take care AD the Culphmeister is here to stay. Get your club to call me.

Correct, the McFranzee is currently available at the Thurgoona Cafe, even available as a Meal Deal with Fanta, Carrot Cake & an orange.

 

[Almost done]

It's definately me AD- JC, Culphy or the Culphmeister is on the Tallangatta footy forum. I have now learnt how to use spell checker and other things to correct my written work. Franz is the man at the moment- from what I heard he single handedly beat Mitta. Apparently he ran from the wing to kick the final goal, taking a number of bounces, running over the top of L. Hodgkin and then slotting it. I hear the Thurgoona Cafe are naming a burger after him called the 'McFranzee'. All the ingredients are red to match the crop of hair on his head. On the the bun is:
* red capsicum
* tomato
* grated carrot
* an uncooked lean red beef pattie
* tomato sauce
Take care AD the Culphmeister is here to stay. Get your club to call me.

That's gold

 

[Big Al 11]

That's gold

Agreed, very funny stuff, can't wait to hear "click,click" culph's response when I see him tomorrow. Gold

 

[Run Straight]

You tool. What is wrong with you Thurgoona. For starters, you haven't won the flag yet, you are embarasing yourself by going on the way you are. Take it from the experienced people on this site, take it easy, we are only 4 rounds in. As for Nelson and Butler, give em a ring, perhaps you can ask them what playing in a flag is like, they might like to ask you what a wooden spoon is like since they don't no. Which wooden spoon, any one of the last ten I'm sure will be fine.

MM, I agree, he is a tool. But I can assure you that he has nothing to do with the footy club, just some nuffer stirring up rubbish by using the name.

 

[mountain man]

It's definately me AD- JC, Culphy or the Culphmeister is on the Tallangatta footy forum. I have now learnt how to use spell checker and other things to correct my written work. Franz is the man at the moment- from what I heard he single handedly beat Mitta. Apparently he ran from the wing to kick the final goal, taking a number of bounces, running over the top of L. Hodgkin and then slotting it. I hear the Thurgoona Cafe are naming a burger after him called the 'McFranzee'. All the ingredients are red to match the crop of hair on his head. On the the bun is:
* red capsicum
* tomato
* grated carrot
* an uncooked lean red beef pattie
* tomato sauce
Take care AD the Culphmeister is here to stay. Get your club to call me.

I'll have the Fanta pants combo

 

[mountain man]

MM, I agree, he is a tool. But I can assure you that he has nothing to do with the footy club, just some nuffer stirring up rubbish by using the name.

Thanks RS I'll keep that in mind. Shame that some loser has to jump on and reck it for you guys. Going well the dogs at the minute for sure, only gets harder from here MM

 

[mountain man]

It's definately me AD- JC, Culphy or the Culphmeister is on the Tallangatta footy forum. I have now learnt how to use spell checker and other things to correct my written work. Franz is the man at the moment- from what I heard he single handedly beat Mitta. Apparently he ran from the wing to kick the final goal, taking a number of bounces, running over the top of L. Hodgkin and then slotting it. I hear the Thurgoona Cafe are naming a burger after him called the 'McFranzee'. All the ingredients are red to match the crop of hair on his head. On the the bun is:
* red capsicum
* tomato
* grated carrot
* an uncooked lean red beef pattie
* tomato sauce
Take care AD the Culphmeister is here to stay. Ge your club to call me.

Quite the complete athlete it would seem Jade. Cricket, tennis and football. Is it also true that you were marbles champion at Holbrook Primary and charged the other kids a fee to play with you?

 

[Run Straight]

Thanks RS I'll keep that in mind. Shame that some loser has to jump on and reck it for you guys. Going well the dogs at the minute for sure, only gets harder from here MM

Thanks MM I can assure you that no-one at the Kennel is getting ahead of themselves at all. A good start, but a long way to go.

 

[The fat side]

Dont take anything away from the the rutherglen boys, they were in control all day and never really looked like losing. Kinross was having no impact on the game at all till that stage

Chatted to a mate hursty who was at game & he backs up what you say, Cats in control most of game, hoppers were sitting back and not very aggressive at footy.

 

[hurstyrocks]

I f I was dederang id be worried, the cats seem to have found something after the hiding they got form barny, im just waiting for that potentialy deadly forward line to hit its straps

 

[Top Cat]

I f I was dederang id be worried, the cats seem to have found something after the hiding they got form barny, im just waiting for that potentialy deadly forward line to hit its straps

They should be worried the cats have the best player in the comp in Benny Davis in the middle. And the forward line containing Thompson, Moloney, Big Phil Basket & Adam Pinn can kick plenty of goals

Jules Day & Grant Steed have been in great form too. Cats should win by 5-6 goals

 

[reggieray]

well rumor is that hamilton is back for the swannies in the 2's...well there's alot ego in that side now...who will be the alpha male.......

 

[Big Al 11]

They should be worried the cats have the best player in the comp in Benny Davis in the middle. And the forward line containing Thompson, Moloney, Big Phil Basket & Adam Pinn can kick plenty of goals

Jules Day & Grant Steed have been in great form too. Cats should win by 5-6 goals

Were the Cats missing any against Barny or did they just misfire on the day TC?

Curious how you will react Culphmeister to being slapped back on the pine

 

[switch the play]

Can tell you right now for absolute certain this weeks game between thurgoona and chilten will Not be at Chiltern. Swans officials did a risk assesment last night and deemed it un playable. No decision has been made on the alt venue however Barny, Rutherglen and Thurgoona are the preferred options. Dogs officials have opted away from Barny because of the state of the opposition rooms. (no other reason) So i would think Rutherglen would be the favourite at this stage.

Obviously Dogs officials have been told where they will play NOP regardless of your reasons.How could you refer to the state of the change rooms as the only reason you wouldnt play there;as poor as they are sides do it every second week-as mentioned its character building.Also NOP surely your coach must be copping it in regards to that photo in the paper yesterday-he looked like one of Jamie Dunne's clients they had dressed up for the day;not the most flattering shot at all.

 

[switch the play]

as extremely valuable as the 3 time premiership player would undoubtedly be for any side(as listed) the Culphmyster output on grand final day might be what is preventing his manager receiving the appropriate offer.Holbrook 3 yrs ago 4 or 5 touches at most,Mitta 2 yrs ago similar and last year your man was awarded BOG.I know they would put the best player on you JC and you are the ultimate team man and would drag him away but before anyone can commit to your contract-you need to realise we sides dont have the depth of those sides and they may need you to get the job done on the big day

 

[Big Al 11]

as extremely valuable as the 3 time premiership player would undoubtedly be for any side(as listed) the Culphmyster output on grand final day might be what is preventing his manager receiving the appropriate offer.Holbrook 3 yrs ago 4 or 5 touches at most,Mitta 2 yrs ago similar and last year your man was awarded BOG.I know they would put the best player on you JC and you are the ultimate team man and would drag him away but before anyone can commit to your contract-you need to realise we sides dont have the depth of those sides and they may need you to get the job done on the big day

Gee switch tell us what you really think!!

 

[Albert Park]

as extremely valuable as the 3 time premiership player would undoubtedly be for any side(as listed) the Culphmyster output on grand final day might be what is preventing his manager receiving the appropriate offer.Holbrook 3 yrs ago 4 or 5 touches at most,Mitta 2 yrs ago similar and last year your man was awarded BOG.I know they would put the best player on you JC and you are the ultimate team man and would drag him away but before anyone can commit to your contract-you need to realise we sides dont have the depth of those sides and they may need you to get the job done on the big day

That's as big a sledge as I've seen on any thread for a while. You do know it's not really Culphy on here, dont you ?

 

[switch the play]

That's as big a sledge as I've seen on any thread for a while. You do know it's not really Culphy on here, dont you ?

Of course: the thread was posted very much tongue in cheek.

 

[localjedi]

well rumor is that hamilton is back for the swannies in the 2's...well there's alot ego in that side now...who will be the alpha male.......

Yeah I heard that too...with Young back as well the egos will be flying, I also heard that some young kid will captain thier side this week ...best of luck son

 

[Kick it to me]

as extremely valuable as the 3 time premiership player would undoubtedly be for any side(as listed) the Culphmyster output on grand final day might be what is preventing his manager receiving the appropriate offer.Holbrook 3 yrs ago 4 or 5 touches at most,Mitta 2 yrs ago similar and last year your man was awarded BOG.I know they would put the best player on you JC and you are the ultimate team man and would drag him away but before anyone can commit to your contract-you need to realise we sides dont have the depth of those sides and they may need you to get the job done on the big day

Rekon your being a bit hard on the man switch????
The Culphmeister gets the job done week in week out. On some great opposition as well.
I noticed in your thread you said his output in GFs isnt great, Holbrook 5 touches 3 goals, last year struggled and went ok 2 years ago.
How does your GF status stand up against the great mans?????

 

[switch the play]

Rekon your being a bit hard on the man switch????
The Culphmeister gets the job done week in week out. On some great opposition as well.
I noticed in your thread you said his output in GFs isnt great, Holbrook 5 touches 3 goals, last year struggled and went ok 2 years ago.
How does your GF status stand up against the great mans?????

Re read the thread KITM dont see where it says anything about 3 goals-the statement said 3 years ago.As mentioned after it and as the smiley face indicated it was posted in a humorous manner;as the imposter using his name is doing-just having a bit of fun.Grand Final records would be hard to match 3 medallions in 3 years running unless you were from an Osborne or a Mitta.I have seen the man get the job done on both sides of the fence and you are right seen him slaughter some very good players

 

[Jade Culph]

Hey guys the Culphmeister, JC or Culpheeee (as the fans call me is back) is back. Thanks for all the love the guys, the Culphmeister doesn't care if it's good or bad as long as you are talking about me. However the Culphmeister feels the need to answer, or respond to some of your questions or comments.
Firstly AD you made a comment about my maybe future team mate Franzeeee (as the fans like to call him). Anyway I made a mistake (dare I say it) and you made a mistake. My mistake was that he would be picking up hardball gets in the forward line and handing them off to me. Your mistake was that he doesn't get hard ball gets. Apparently after reading yesterdays paper (I was looking for articles on Culphee) I noticed that Thurgoona's midfield boasted names such as Shane Franz. Now AD being a part of this midfield and being on top of the ladder you can't just do stand there and receive handballs all day can you?
And another thing while on the subject of Franzee what's with comparing Watto or whoever he is to AFL standard players. What about comparing Culpheeee or Franzeeee. Maybe compare Culpheee to Browneee or Franzeeee to Cameron Ling. I'm guessing that all this talk and the articles written on Franzee may be turning him into a bit of a cult figure down there at Thurgoona. You know the burger and combo and stuff like that. I also hear that he wears a leather jacket when he's not busting packs. Maybe Franzeee should be compared to The Fonz (you know Fonzeee off Happy Days) i'm sure it only takes a click of the fingers and the chicks would flock to him- like a shepherd and his sheep.
Anyway I can hear Peter Copleeee telling me to get back to work. By the way last month The Culphmeister was named employee of the month at Clipsal. Will be a back to answer other comments or questions later.
with love,

The Culphmeister

 

[hurstyrocks]

They should be worried the cats have the best player in the comp in Benny Davis in the middle. And the forward line containing Thompson, Moloney, Big Phil Basket & Adam Pinn can kick plenty of goals

Jules Day & Grant Steed have been in great form too. Cats should win by 5-6 goals

Also Cade o'neil down forward imo a potential match winner