Team of lard arses.

[lookkg386]

richo's not fat yet, but he's going to let all go when he retires, he's put on minimum 2 kio's every pre-season for 12 years.

watch him become the next billy brownless!!

 

[acker]

richo's not fat yet, but he's going to let all go when he retires, he's put on minimum 2 kio's every pre-season for 12 years.

watch him become the next billy brownless!!

I think Richo's skull is hiding some fat.

 

[DapperDon]

richo's not fat yet, but he's going to let all go when he retires, he's put on minimum 2 kio's every pre-season for 12 years.

watch him become the next billy brownless!!

just without the personality.

 

[Mancey]

Probably chuck in Jason Dunstall and Brian Taylor. Neither were whippets.

This team will have a lot of full forwards

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Andrew Jarman
Paul Couch
David Calthorpe
Sean Charles
Randall Bone
Bryan Beinke
Paul Haselby

 

[Zeke]

Fevola.

Fat between the ears.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Ron McKeown
Dean Bailey
Jarrod Molloy

 

[EagleMan87]

Someone put make this lot a team, positions etc, it'd probably thrash half the sides in the comp right now

 

[Stronzo]

Chris Connoly as coach

Eddie mcguire as preident

 

[acker]

Danny Del Re gets a nomination in this squad too

 

[Stronzo]

I think we found a candidate for water boy

 

[Dan Moody]

any old adelaide people will recognise the name greg phillips, played a season or 2 with the pies in the mid 80's. he had the biggest legs i've ever seen, he had fankles! people reckon matthews had legs like tree trunks, phillips made lethals look like twigs.
mark richardson also has some chub on him and that showbag terry keays.

 

[Alphanumeric]

At this stage Mark Williams will be coach.

He has put on a stack of weight!

 

[Bollox]

Wayne Harmes

 

[WhyAlwaysMe]

One team Mark Ricciuto can be a proud captain of.

 

[wonnydog]

Mark Jackson

 

[Brasil2007]

Plugger and the Chief

Anyone noticed how heavily stacked the forward line will be? (No pun intended)

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Well, we didn't call JD "Piggy" for nothing.

 

[Tas]

Major sponsor, McDonalds.

You can squeeze in Mick Martyn at full back.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Major sponsor, McDonalds.

Major culprit more like it

 

[Tas]

We can't put this team on the park, it could change the gravitational pull of the planet.

 

[Rod Stroker]

We can't put this team on the park, it could change the gravitational pull of the planet.

Absolutely. Gravitational pull is affected by moons and there would be a fair few of those on display if this mob ever got on the park

 

[ToO]

Dipper

 

[Dixie Flatline]

Major sponsor, McDonalds.

You can squeeze in Mick Martyn at full back.

Hungry Jacks is the official burger of the AFL, whatever that means.

 

[Falchoon]

have I missed a mention of Rene Kink?