Society & Culture Terrible baby names

[Number 10]

Sharrod Wellingham's parents names are....

Well I bet you can guess, but if not - Jarrod and Sharron.

 

[Plugger35]

Sharrod Wellingham's parents names are....

Well I bet you can guess, but if not - Jarrod and Sharron.

Wow really? They combined their own bogan names to make his bogan name, that's like another level of bogan.

 

[poweredup]

Sharrod Wellingham's parents names are....

Well I bet you can guess, but if not - Jarrod and Sharron.

Gold
They must be the king and queen of Boganville

 

[Number 10]

Wow really? They combined their own bogan names to make his bogan name, that's like another level of bogan.

Damn - have I given you some trolling material?
It is true, my dad met his parents at a Collingwood function and put two and two together.

 

[Andre]

Any dual gender names like Jade

There are blokes named Jade?

There aren't dual gender names though. There are names that are meant to be for one gender and have been 'hijacked' at some point by people for another. The classic of course being Paris. It's not a ****ing girls name you bogans.

Adaptations to the other gender are almost as bad when bogans don't know which is the real one and which is the adapted. My youngest is called Gabriel. When he's younger - Bogan - 'Oh a girl'. No. 'Isn't it a girls name?'. *Suppress urge to strangle*.

 

[Gough]

What is your Wellingham name?

Doren here.

 

[Number 10]

There are blokes named Jade?

There aren't dual gender names though. There are names that are meant to be for one gender and have been 'hijacked' at some point by people for another. The classic of course being Paris. It's not a ******* girls name you bogans.

Adaptations to the other gender are almost as bad when bogans don't know which is the real one and which is the adapted. My youngest is called Gabriel. When he's younger - Bogan - 'Oh a girl'. No. 'Isn't it a girls name?'. *Suppress urge to strangle*.

Jade and Brady Rawlings.

 

[Igloo]

What is your Wellingham name?

Doren here.

Kian or Kaan, whichever way you wanna go. Both respectable bogan names I would think.

 

[THRILLHO]

Sharrod Wellingham's parents names are....

Well I bet you can guess, but if not - Jarrod and Sharron.

That is just on another level...

I don't really have a good Wellingham name. Choose between Pindy or Leter (Peter and Lucinda).

I don't hate names like Heather, Olive & Jean, but it seems they don't suit anyone until they are at least 60. For a child, just sounds strange.

I've had Olivia on my radar for about ten years but it's just too commonplace now.

 

[ozasismick]

Kid off the Porridge ad named "Tasman" annoys me greatly

 

[Glees]

Worst ones I've seen recently are Abcde (pronounced Absidee) and La-a (pronounced Ladasha).

Unsurprisingly, both pretty common in the US.

 

[I bleed Blue]

Worst ones I've seen recently are Abcde (pronounced Absidee) and La-a (pronounced Ladasha).

Unsurprisingly, both pretty common in the US.

Horrid, horrid names.

 

[I bleed Blue]

My friend is a teacher.

She told me she has a new child in her class this year. His name is Your Majesty.

Could not think of a more arrogant ****wit name you could name your child. If I was a teacher I would be calling him by his surname. No way you would be calling a child "Your Majesty" even if it was his name.

 

[Handsuper47]

Who in their right mind would call their kid Steele Sidebottom?

 

[LANGFORDandSON]

Your Majesty

If I ever change my name, this is it.

 

[Igloo]

My friend is a teacher.

She told me she has a new child in her class this year. His name is Your Majesty.

Could not think of a more arrogant silly person name you could name your child. If I was a teacher I would be calling him by his surname. No way you would be calling a child "Your Majesty" even if it was his name.

Jermaine Jackson's kid is called Jermajesty. You're welcome

 

[I bleed Blue]

Jermaine Jackson's kid is called Jermajesty. You're welcome

Haha just when I thought it couldn't get any worse

 

[Handsome.B.Wonderful]

What is your Wellingham name?

Doren here.

Shark

 

[A Swallow]

My Wellingham name:

Marthony or Anary.

Could have used one each for my brother and I;

"Marthony! Leave Anary alone! Anary, stop crying."

 

[Herne Hill Hammer]

Patrus or or Ruspat

 

[dales.girl38]

What is your Wellingham name?

Doren here.

First 3 of dad's and last 3 of mum's = Ashley, not too bad

The other way around is not so pretty..

 

[Pappagallo]

I know someone with a daughter named Electra.

Surely a name like this should remain the province of strippers?

 

[prankmonkey]

stumbled across one at work today
Jorja, as in georgia...

 

[Simple Jack]

Came across this article several years ago, and whenever someone mentions a shit name, it springs to mind.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...not-a-girls-name-New-Zealand-court-rules.html

"Talula-Does-The-Hula-From-Hawaii"

Real name.

Also



"Number 16 Bus Shelter", hahaha.

I can't believe they knocked back Violence Out of all of them it's the only one that wouldn't lead to the kid getting teased.

You don't **** with a kid named Violence

What is your Wellingham name?

Doren here.

Patrart. Sufficiently bogan.

Or Stewcia, take your pick.

 

[Ed_Gein]

My Wellingham name would be;

Alerri or Terlex