Terrible Male Fashion

[Big Bryza]

Snapbacks.

Depends on the person. Hats in general don't suit people with smaller heads. I've got a biggish head and hats suit me, especially snapbacks.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Sorry but I just don't understand how wearing a snapback makes someone a wanna be gangsta I do understand that's how you feel though and its just an opinion but still a hats a hat.

Because it's a part of a ghetto's stereotype attire.

I think it's a bit silly, but it's true.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

They're the only hats that fit me properly so you can jam your opinion up your arse.

You must have some melon on you then!

 

[Big Bryza]

I know where you're coming from but if "a hat's still a hat" (and this can be applied the other clothing) then the thread wouldn't be much use.

You don't seem to like much in the way of clothing. Do you walk around naked?

 

[Stratton_Gun]

You don't seem to like much in the way of clothing. Do you walk around naked?

Only when I'm with your mum




....yes, I did go there

 

[Underdog]

You must have some melon on you then!

Probably above average sized head, extremely thick hair.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Reasonable sized head, extremely thick hair.

Well then that's not really your head then is it

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Probably above average sized head, extremely thick hair.

Okay, Marge.

 

[quickstraw]

I have half a dozen Grateful Dead tie dye t-shirts that are in regular rotation most of my gay mates want to march me out of the order.

They got that right. You should listen! Grateful Dead shirts, or any tie-dye shirts are bad for sex life.

 

[Big Bryza]

Only when I'm with your mum




....yes, I did go there

You're such a flog.

 

[Underdog]

Well then that's not really your head then is it

Edited past post but unless I want a number 4 shave length at all times, regular hats sit too high

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Okay, Marge.

Underdog

 

[quickstraw]

Edited past post but unless I want a number 4 shave length at all times, regular hats sit too high

Why do wear a hat at all? Is this regular? Or just when you play golf, go to the beach etc?

 

[Gough]

They got that right. You should listen! Grateful Dead shirts, or any tie-dye shirts are bad for sex life.

You underestimate the allure of Jerry Garcia.

 

[quickstraw]

Depends on the person. Hats in general don't suit people with smaller heads. I've got a biggish head and hats suit me, especially snapbacks.

Don't listen to the knockers. Snapbacks look hectic brah.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

You're such a flog.

Coming from the guy who just wrote "Ha, you don't even lift!"

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

These sort of busy, polka-dot type shirts with the top button done up. Saw one guy walking around with one that was covered in pictures of butterflies. Don't get it.

 

[quickstraw]

These sort of busy, polka-dot type shirts with the top button done up. Saw one guy walking around with one that was covered in pictures of butterflies. Don't get it.

These punces will be at the tennis by the time they are 40.

 

[Underdog]

Why do wear a hat at all? Is this regular? Or just when you play golf, go to the beach etc?

Not that often but when I go to the footy, outdoors for extended periods or can't be ****ed doing my hair are examples.

Sun smart kids.

 

[Underdog]

These sort of busy, polka-dot type shirts with the top button done up. Saw one guy walking around with one that was covered in pictures of butterflies. Don't get it.

Like the second one but wouldn't wear it buttoned to the top. Would never tuck a shirt like that into my pants.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

These sort of busy, polka-dot type shirts with the top button done up. Saw one guy walking around with one that was covered in pictures of butterflies. Don't get it.

I don't mind them. I mean, I wouldn't wear it but it works with people who can pull off that indie look. Doesn't really work on this guy though.

 

[GoldenHodge]

And they have a collection of different NBA team hats. Who the **** wears a team hat based on the colour and whether it matches with their extra baggy singlet and super tight pants? Pick one team and wear their shit.

I have to agree, I know quite a few people that wear merchandise of several NBA teams. I don't understand it, if you're a Collingwood supporter you're not going to wear merchandise from Carlton, Essendon, etc so why do it for NBA teams? Then you have those people who switch teams every couple of months. I'm a Lakers fan, always have been and only have Lakers gear (no jerseys though). Reminds me when I was in a shop recently looking at Lakers merchandise and the shop attendant asks me whether I would like a Russell Westbrook jersey (while I'm on the topic, nominate people wearing long NBA jerseys to terrible male fashion). I looked at him like he was on another planet for suggesting I buy other teams merchandise (though it is what 99% of these Australian NBA "fans" do).

 

[quickstraw]

It's half indie and half preppy.

 

[Zach Package]

These sort of busy, polka-dot type shirts with the top button done up. Saw one guy walking around with one that was covered in pictures of butterflies. Don't get it.

Wouldn't call the polka dot one particularly busy (possibly because my work shirt is covered with them (admittedly more subtle).

I agree I can't stand this whole pattern shit shit, like i've got shirts that are a similar cut and style to that, but they're block colours, and I certainly don't tuck them in like that.

I'll chuck in a few as well.

Bintang singlets and fedoras to start

 

[quickstraw]

fedoras

Possibly my #1 fashion hate. They just look so ****ing lame I fail to understand how anyone thinks it's a good look.