Terrible Male Fashion

[checkraiseulite]

This thread:

• Blokes who are all "I don't care about how I look, just about being comfortable"
• Facading sartorialism while wearing those chinos with the elastic bottoms and still doing up the top button like it's 2011

Everyone should just be like me. What a world that'd be.

poast something you think looks good

 

[Silent Alarm]

poast something you think looks good

 

[checkraiseulite]

His name is Ezra Koenig

i said pic of teh fashun, not a dude's name.

 

[Freofalcon]

Thank god we don't live in the 70's anymore. Everytime my old man starts going on about todays fashion, I pull out the photo albums. Shuts him right up.

 

[checkraiseulite]

something you might actually wear. i'm actually interested.

 

[Silent Alarm]

something you might actually wear. i'm actually interested.

I bet you say that to all the girls. Or guys. Yeah definitely blokes in your case.

 

[BC9_]

The moustache is a part of his fashion statement, and it looks shithouse. Glasses have potential, but he's trying a bit too hard, can't pull it off like Johnny Depp.
Just looks out of place.

 

[City Search]

People who say skinny jeans/tight chinos are "gay" or "faggy" or because people who were them have "ginas" are either...

1. Too fat to wear them
2. Old
3. A wannabe american ganster or a unit wearing, dirt bike riding, beer drinking piece of bogan scum

Nailed it

 

[checkraiseulite]

I bet you say that to all the girls. Or guys. Yeah definitely blokes in your case.

i lub it when dey play hard tew get.

i'm just offended sitting here in my burgundy elastic bottomed chinos i bought off asos.

 

[WCErevival]

I would have thought too skinny to wear them. Makes chicken legs look worse.

 

[edgie]

You guys get where I'm going with this?

 

[Paranoid]

The moustache is a part of his fashion statement, and it looks shithouse. Glasses have potential, but he's trying a bit too hard, can't pull it off like Johnny Depp.
Just looks out of place.

I thought he was going for the Gary Oldman in Dracula look

 

[edgie]

Baggy singlets
Clothes with chicks on them
Anything NBA that has been manufactured in the last 5 years
Snapbacks
Obey
Wannabe 80's style high top shoes
Varsity jackets
Going back a few years but leather jackets with hoods

 

[rocker_oz33]

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[checkraiseulite]

Baggy singlets
Clothes with chicks on them
Anything NBA that has been manufactured in the last 5 years
Snapbacks
Obey
Wannabe 80's style high top shoes
Varsity jackets
Going back a few years but leather jackets with hoods

agree, save for the bolded.

both of these are on-point.

 

[edgie]

agree, save for the bolded.

both of these are on-point.

Exceptions do apply.

 

[edgie]

The current trend of wearing a flannie/checkered shirt under a suit

 

[peternorth]

let's face it, in 10 years time people who are wearing what's trendy now will look back and cringe. it's nature.

regarding snapbacks - leaving the sticker on. wtf

 

[TheFreshBanana]

The bigger they are, the more ethnic you are.

Guys who shave their chest and legs shit me as well

What if you're naturally born shaved?

....

 

[TheFreshBanana]

Also, Chinos and skinny jeans are fine. Just.... make sure they fit you.

 

[swiftdog]

Bogan wedding "style" for groomsman - black shirts with loud pink/orange/yellow/etc tie. Looks shit.

 

[Righteo]

Honestly didn't know till this thread that Globes were still a thing. It's something I've always associated with late 90's/early 00's.

 

[Righteo]

i don't think you need any footy merchandise once you're over about 15.

You seem like a fun guy, don't even wear a scarf to the footy?

 

[placebo]

Lol, no way.

What do people rock up at games? Just a normal tee? How do you show your support at the pub? Don't you feel good when it's gameday, or Hawthorn has just won, and you're walking around in your footy merchandise?

In clothes. Yep. I don't go to the pub nor feel the need to show my support to people at the pub. No, no and no.

Cheers.

 

[djrossie16]

let's face it, in 10 years time people who are wearing what's trendy now will look back and cringe. it's nature.

regarding snapbacks - leaving the sticker on. wtf

random campaigners who have never said a word about liking basketball suddenly wearing heat, laker, bulls, knicks or boston (those particular teams) singlets annoy me. Added punch in the mouth when they wear snapbacks particularly Miami and Brooklyn bandwagon jobs.
Also Russell Westbrook