The 2010 Winty Awards

[Quicky]

Just submitted my votes for June, forgot about it.

Here's one for July:

Problem is one of the threads he mentioned in the OP was started by a Saints supporter, bit of a fail IMO.

Link??

 

[robertg22]

Oops

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=732755

 

[Quicky]

Oops

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=732755

Classic

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Ladies and gentleman, Robertg22 has been kind enough to break the deadlock!

Wandall Bone has managed to display just how removed he is from reality and has been admitted to the Order of the Winty in the process. Congrats Wandall!

Now we look forward to July, and surely there will be trolling ahoy given our recent good form.

 

[DThomas]

^ Yep, good choice. Probably the most idiotic post on BigFooty that I have read, and I've been on here for almost 4 years!

 

[PieBeast]

I believe i've just found a new clubhouse leader and its one of our own posted this on the enemy board

Warnock will do alright against jolly. Carlton aren't stupid... There's a reason he's on such a high contract, they know what he's capable of.

Also walker will monster Dawes. Dawes is playing horrible at the moment and if walker plays like he did last night, well, Dawes won't be playing the following week.

Cloke underdone against Jamison will proove a matchup that shows collingwood play a lot better without him in the team.

Maxwell after coming back from an injury seems to have lost his spot to goldsack. If heater comes back this week Maxwell likely to get the chop. Probably collingwood too proud to admitt they're wrong with their captain choice. He'll play, like he did yesterday and the three amigos will run riot...

 

[The Royal Sampler]

He's got to be taking the piss... surely?

 

[Pie eyed]

I believe i've just found a new clubhouse leader and its one of our own posted this on the enemy board

LOL.
Either has taken some "bad meds" or is a "fifth columnist".

 

[PieBeast]

Nah mate, after being asked the same question by the enemy posters that was his response

Quite serious. Cloke is and always has been collingwoods Achilles heel.

 

[Pie eyed]

Meds then. Posted this minutes ago on our board.

Carlton are pretenders. Nothing more. They beat the bottom side... Just. Now they're coming up against the top side. 10 goal thumping and a wake up call to the team with no spine

 

[PieBeast]

the other post was only posted couple of hours ago, i just called him a traitor.

 

[Pie eyed]

the other post was only posted couple of hours ago, i just called him a traitor.

LOL. I noticed...Don't hold back there...

 

[handy point]

Not only getting nailed by Pies supporters, but his own turn upon him as well.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=735695

Quite predictable really.

Quarters won and lost.

Collingwood- 1st 13 2nd 12 3rd 12 4th 8

Hawthorn- 1st 11 2nd 9 3rd 7 4th 5

Hawks fatness and self satisfaction probably explains their 4th quarter shambles, but Collingwood's is a mystery as always.

In comparison:

Geelong- 14, 11, 13, 12

Saints- 9, 6, 8, 11

Bulldogs- 10, 12, 12, 11

West Coast 7, 10, 4, 4

Is it that obvious that Collingwood and Hawthorn are just making up the numbers and West Coast are ready to spoon up? Be interesting if final quarters matter in this years finals series.

3 genuine contenders only or is it just part of Malthouse and Clarko's masterplan?

http://www.afl.com.au/ladder/tabid/74/default.aspx

 

[Quicky]

I think congratulations are in order for our good friend winty who has just risen to the exalted heights of moddom over at the cattery board. Good luck winty

 

[robertg22]

Been a slow month winty-wise, I wonder if there's any correlation between our current ladder position and the amount of wintyisms that might eventuate?


Edit: Helps if I read this thread properly

 

[Pie eyed]

I think congratulations are in order for our good friend winty who has just risen to the exalted heights of moddom over at the cattery board. Good luck winty

Great news.

This appointment has catapulted the Award to otherwise unheard of heights of Presitige and must now be the penultimate BigFooty award, behind only the Magpies Board Poster of the Year Gong.

 

[handy point]

I'm overwhelmed with feeling of minor pride, similar, I imagine, to when a distant stepcousin graduates from animal husbandry at the local TAFE.

/wipes tear away.






(not meaning to belittle husbands of animals in any way, of course)

 

[robertg22]

Cats fan suggesting that we don't play enough games at Etihad (they play less)

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=736830

Post #29

they play most of their games at the mcg
if they played 10 or more at shitihad it would be a different story.

 

[Snag Breac]

I'm overwhelmed with feeling of minor pride, similar, I imagine, to when a distant stepcousin graduates from animal husbandry at the local TAFE.

/wipes tear away.






(not meaning to belittle husbands of animals in any way, of course)

Lol. Post of the thread.

Michael Knob's surely just having a laugh.

 

[Boris the Contradiction]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?p=18512497&highlight=black+flag#post18512497

Post number 96.

I nearly dropped my laptop.

 

[conodie05]

Another classic from a classic contributor in the Squibbonator:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18523981&postcount=184

Unlike Collingwood we can beat WA sides in WA (on account of rigged draw I must admit). To outscore by 10 goals in a half is impressive regardless of their ladder position.


Um - Clearly he wasn't aware that we haven't lost over there for two years.

He has contibuted plenty more in that thread but that is the most Winty-worthy.

 

[Pie eyed]

WE need a new award after this and last weeks efforts on our own boards.

The "Michael Christian, Jangled nerves so turn on your own Memorial Spoon"

Getting really sick of reading some of the mindless knee jerk shit from quite a few of our members.

Obviously the pressure of being on top and having a real shot is frying their nerve endings seeing neurons firing blindly.

 

[bushpie]

Another classic from a classic contributor in the Squibbonator:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=18523981&postcount=184

Unlike Collingwood we can beat WA sides in WA (on account of rigged draw I must admit). To outscore by 10 goals in a half is impressive regardless of their ladder position.


Um - Clearly he wasn't aware that we haven't lost over there for two years.

He has contibuted plenty more in that thread but that is the most Winty-worthy.

Clearly gibbie was not concentrating on anything but his avatar

 

[conodie05]

Clearly gibbie was not concentrating on anything but his avatar

Yeah true. You can almost excuse him for that. My 5 year old son saw his avatar this afternoon and said "look dad, two tummies". I hope he learns in due time!

 

[Pie eyed]

Yeah true. You can almost excuse him for that. My 5 year old son saw his avatar this afternoon and said "look dad, two tummies". I hope he learns in due time!

Rofl.
Ya gotta love kids and boobies.