The 2010 Winty Awards

[conodie05]

Don't let February's results, or lack thereof, prevent you for putting in a nomination for March.

Incidentally, we only have 2/8 sets of votes so far for February, after only managing 6/8 sets of votes in January. There are people on the panel who are in danger of being replaced if this keeps up. Fair warning.

In that case, here is my March nomination:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showpost.php?p=17024677&postcount=3

He still keeps going when it was pointed out the qualifying final replay.

 

[DThomas]

^Oh god, massive fail right there! Fantastic nomination to kick things off for March!

 

[Snag Breac]

I nominate Bazzar in this thread:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680109

How soft is Cloke. No vision so he cries and dobs in a little bloke in Kingy. Hope we smash em in every way we play them next
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I admire the way he's evoked the pathos of poor little Kingy, and his ill-founded wish is both pathetic and funny at the same time.

 

[TradeDraft]

I nominate Bazzar in this thread:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680109

How soft is Cloke. No vision so he cries and dobs in a little bloke in Kingy. Hope we smash em in every way we play them next
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I admire the way he's evoked the pathos of poor little Kingy, and his ill-founded wish is both pathetic and funny at the same time.

I think we have a Winner Here

 

[conodie05]

I nominate Bazzar in this thread:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680109

How soft is Cloke. No vision so he cries and dobs in a little bloke in Kingy. Hope we smash em in every way we play them next
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I admire the way he's evoked the pathos of poor little Kingy, and his ill-founded wish is both pathetic and funny at the same time.

Iam really enjoying participating in that thread. I can feel a card coming my way.

 

[Pie eyed]

I've been trying to get in amongst the fun for bloody ages but have some issue with BF. Keeps popping up a "you don't have a require security token" message all the ****en time......

Your submission could not be processed because a security token was missing.

If this occurred unexpectedly, please inform the administrator and describe the action you performed before you received this error.

 

[spartan-magpie]

snag good choice.. we should give the entire Richmond board a winty..lol... richmond supporters are, along with carlton, by the far the most annoying (and way ahead of carlton for their feralness)... lol at jake king..



conodie, i thnink ur probably right about a card on the horizon.. be careful mate these people (if we can label them that) like to sniper..

 

[AKA The Joker]

Anybody attend the Richmond .vs. Collingwood game the other day?? I did. I watched a typical practice match where the highlight was no doubt a light scrap between Cloke and King. Jordie McMahon showing his first signs of spirit in League football by dominating the outskirts of the scuffle was uplifting for Tigers supporters too. The issue missed by most was the acting by Cloke.

Young Travis staged for a free kick after pushing King's face into the ground, by pointing at his unscathed, blank melon. King didn't throw one punch of substantial penetration, and definately didn't do any damage to any Collingwood players empty head.

Some highlights of the game were shown later that night on the news and Sports Tonight, but somehow every camera missed the strike that will see Kingy miss the next couple games. Instead of inforcing a staging penalty on the guilty party, they took the word of a boy with a comical record, on, and off, the field. I implor all supporters to let Cloke know about his cowardly approach to escaping a staging penalty. I also hope that he cops his fair allocation of off-camera brutality from players still trying to keep the game pure.

Poor effort in acting as a witness to a crime that never happened Travis. Karma karma karma.

This little ditty from SASQUATCH09, A Melbourne supporter certainly warrants nomination. The photo posted soon after with Kings fist in Clokey's face really highlights the fact that this is Winty quality material.

 

[conodie05]

snag good choice.. we should give the entire Richmond board a winty..lol... richmond supporters are, along with carlton, by the far the most annoying (and way ahead of carlton for their feralness)... lol at jake king..



conodie, i thnink ur probably right about a card on the horizon.. be careful mate these people (if we can label them that) like to sniper..

Somehow, I survived. Even had one of them acknowledge my reply. The world works in mysterious ways.

 

[DWil6]

This little ditty from SASQUATCH09, A Melbourne supporter certainly warrants nomination. The photo posted soon after with Kings fist in Clokey's face really highlights the fact that this is Winty quality material.

I'd vote! That certainly is hideously wrong and embarassing.

 

[handy point]

This little ditty from SASQUATCH09, A Melbourne supporter certainly warrants nomination. The photo posted soon after with Kings fist in Clokey's face really highlights the fact that this is Winty quality material.

At risk of promoting one's self (having posted said photo), I would also like to nominate Sasquatch09's fabrication.

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=680259

 

[Snag Breac]

I've been trying to get in amongst the fun for bloody ages but have some issue with BF. Keeps popping up a "you don't have a require security token" message all the ****en time......

Lollifications. Found your security token yet?

snag good choice.. we should give the entire Richmond board a winty..lol... richmond supporters are, along with carlton, by the far the most annoying (and way ahead of carlton for their feralness)... lol at jake king..

Good suggestion. They have outdone themselves. Can it be done TRS?

conodie, i thnink ur probably right about a card on the horizon.. be careful mate these people (if we can label them that) like to sniper..

This little ditty from SASQUATCH09, A Melbourne supporter certainly warrants nomination. The photo posted soon after with Kings fist in Clokey's face really highlights the fact that this is Winty quality material.

That was a gem, AKA. Interesting inflated style, original use of commas and some orthographic novelties. Special mention for the following phrases:

dominating the outskirts of the scuffle
punch of substantial penetration

Someone needs to tell him to kill his darlings.

 

[DWil6]

Special mention for the following phrases:
dominating the outskirts of the scuffle
punch of substantial penetration

Love it, Snag. Clubhouse leader for mine.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

No "entire board" nominations, Snag. We have to maintain the integrity of the Winty.

Speaking of which, we only have 2/8 votes for this month. Didaka, King Woodie and Opti didn't submit for January either. If you are unable to commit to putting votes in once a month, please let me know and I'll find a replacement for you on the panel. If you don't let me know, and you don't put votes in, I'll replace you anyway.

 

[Snag Breac]

No "entire board" nominations, Snag. We have to maintain the integrity of the Winty.

Yes - a moment of madness on my part. Let's mantain that exclusivity at all costs. Go Winties!

 

[Pie eyed]

Lollifications. Found your security token yet?





That was a gem, AKA. Interesting inflated style, original use of commas and some orthographic novelties. Special mention for the following phrases:

dominating the outskirts of the scuffle
punch of substantial penetration

Someone needs to tell him to kill his darlings.

Been listening to ABC Snag?...lol

 

[Snag Breac]

Been listening to ABC Snag?...lol

No, well not today. It's a popular quote.

 

[TradeDraft]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=683404&page=3

Just Read the Idiots on this Thread

 

[DThomas]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showthread.php?t=683404&page=3

Just Read the Idiots on this Thread

It's just jealousy Dave; ignore those w***ers.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

An announcement of the Winty winner for February is long overdue; let it be known that Kreuze Missile is the standout candidate with this extraordinary effort.

I'll make a further announcement re: changes to the judging panel (after an appalling response last month), before the end of the month of March.

 

[DThomas]

Can we nominate players?

Marc Murphy was giving a tour of their training facilities and points to the trophy cabinet and says "16 premiership cups; there'll be a few more to add in a couple of years."

You have no chance mate!

 

[The Royal Sampler]

Perhaps he meant aeons?

 

[The Magnificent Seven]

Marc Murphy was giving a tour of their training facilities and points to the trophy cabinet and says "16 premiership cups; there'll be a few more to add in a couple of years"

The Winty award is presented as a large silver cup, yes?

 

[Mansons Haircut]

Can we nominate players?

Marc Murphy was giving a tour of their training facilities and points to the trophy cabinet and says "16 premiership cups; there'll be a few more to add in a couple of years."

You have no chance mate!

Did he build a time machine to go back and nominate as father/son to Brisbane???

 

[Snag Breac]

Can we nominate players?

Marc Murphy was giving a tour of their training facilities and points to the trophy cabinet and says "16 premiership cups; there'll be a few more to add in a couple of years."

You have no chance mate!

Classic, and different too.