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Which Hogwarts house does Joe Root belong in?


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We're not going to get rolled by this rabble unless Clarke's back/hammys go again and Mitchell Johnson trods on a stray ball, and even then they'd struggle to get a tied series.
I think England are relying on the Aussie plane going missing on the way over there.
 
Five wides to win it ...

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Where is the meme of that where it says, we're finding new and interesting way to lose to Australia. :p
 

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I agree. Rogers should do well given he's good in the conditions. I'd pick someone like Bird for the squad, he plays on the most English like conditions at Hobart.

Knowing the poms they'll doctor it as they know they're absolutely stuffed otherwise.

With the prospect of a washout tomorrow, we could end up 2nd in the group. Most likely would be a meeting with Pakistan.

Bird will go, doubt he plays though as Patto_man should be ready.

They can doctor the pitches all they want, their batting order is brittle enough to crumble worse than ours.

I think England are relying on the Aussie plane going missing on the way over there.

Expect a PM from Smiling Buddha if this ever happens. :drunk:
 
Bird will go, doubt he plays though as Patto_man should be ready.

They can doctor the pitches all they want, their batting order is brittle enough to crumble worse than ours.



Expect a PM from Smiling Buddha if this ever happens. :drunk:
Smiling Buddha is still around.
 
I think England are relying on the Aussie plane going missing on the way over there.
They have infiltrated a RAF pilot into the RAAF and he will be waiting for that plane to take off. Wouldn't matter, a second 11 Australia would still beat them.
 
Is kp eligable to play for South Africa? That would be the ultimate troll

Nope, by the time he's eligible, he'll be finished. Not sure he'd get a game for them right now anyway.

Funny thing was after the NZ game ended, Robert Craddock on Fox was getting stuck into the Saffers. They have a ridiculous amount of coaches at this WC (including a designated death bowling coach :drunk:), but no psychologist for the most historically mentally fragile team in WC history. :$

He needs to have more time off from playing for England. I think it's 3 years?

I believe it's 4.
 

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Just don't criticise the coverage as he isn't part of it

I was actually going to praise it and him for the way they took the feedback on board and improved things for the WC. ;)

Perhaps he'll be so vain and stupid as to believe it, it's happened a few times since the article. :p
 
Some comments on pommy newspapers are full of melts.
As if they need a reason to melt. The reason the ashes exist used to be so they could win something, now it's troughs and bigger troughs
 
As if they need a reason to melt. The reason the ashes exist used to be so they could win something, now it's troughs and bigger troughs
They really should be used to sporting medroicity.

Soccer team is shit.
Cricket team is shit
All the good british sportsmen are not English.
Weather is shit.
 
They really should be used to sporting medroicity.

Soccer team is shit.
Cricket team is shit
All the good british sportsmen are not English.
Weather is shit.
The women are pretty good though.




Rowan's daughter too.
 
I agree. Rogers should do well given he's good in the conditions. I'd pick someone like Bird for the squad, he plays on the most English like conditions at Hobart.

Knowing the poms they'll doctor it as they know they're absolutely stuffed otherwise.

With the prospect of a washout tomorrow, we could end up 2nd in the group. Most likely would be a meeting with Pakistan.

Won't we share the points with the Bangers...meaning we win 5, draw 1..and the Kiwis win 5, lose to Aus? I don't think the Pakis are gunna top G2 anyway.

When are we pissing Fatboy off to the IPL? Jones can give the useless git a hug at the airport...
 
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