The Best of Yahoo Answers

[Skeeta Olly]

Reported that one and this one:



with this message:

Your question just got owned again...

 

[Ben the Gooner]

for anyone keen to commit an epic suicide:

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/answer?qid=20090305155147AAnhOpH

Yahoo Staff: How has Yahoo Answers helped you in every day life?

Me:
Yahoo Answers is no good for anything. Half of the questions are posted by tweeny boppers saying crap like: "oh i loveeeee the Jonas Brotherssssssssss" and "I'm going to marry Edward cullen". Those aren't even questions and yet! Its total bull****.

And then you get ******s with low self esteem who persistantly post photobuckets of themselves with captions "I'm fat and ugly"
Who cares, don't ask these questions and go get a root for ***** sake!

You really need to improve on this sort of bull**** before people will acctually start taking you seriously.

Yahoo answers to everyday life is like the Jonas Brothers to Music


How can you call this a useful website?



Do I or Don't I

Sam Tremal may well die soon, so I gave them this:

It's ****ing useless.

Some of the users actually think there is some musical integrity in the work of the Jonas Brothers. I mean what the **** is up with that?

Those ****ing tweens who can't ****ing ******* spell properly and ask questions which aren't actually questions, and which are incorrect statements anyway are *****.

"ilovethejonasbrotherslike<31!1!!1!" is not a question, and you ****ing idiot.

The Jonas Brothers must die.
Source(s):

I hope the Jonas Brothers are impaled on a syringe with pure ebola in it.

First Spikey, then PP, then me in the answers. First one to get deleted wins!

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Your question just got owned again...

Noooooooo!

I think me reporting those answers may have had something to do with that, tbh.

 

[dons_fan185]

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/?qid=20090305155147AAnhOpH&cp=2

dammit, i forgot to add the part about "legit questions about Metal Arms go unanswered or get abused"

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Edit it.

 

[Spikey]

Dear Yahoo Answers, I have two questions for you.?
Is it a sin to 'masturbate'? And is it normal for one's step-father to join you while doing this?

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308030519AAhLrEx

 

[dons_fan185]

Edited.

So whats next for Sam Tremal?

 

[Ben the Gooner]

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308030519AAhLrEx

I told you not to post this.

Go to your room and get started. I'll be there in a sec.
Source(s):

Experience.

I'm almost out of answers.

 

[Spikey]

I'm almost out of answers.

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'METAL ARMS'

[/SIZE]Use it!

 

[Ben the Gooner]

I've still got Mart Salem, don't worry.

Does the Bible oppose masturbation?

Cos I'm ****** if it does.

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308031311AAcfArR

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

This should piss them off.

Hotmail is Better than Yahoo?
This is not a question, but rather a statement and an irrefutable statement. Yahoo sucks the big one. Even gmail is better than yahoo. You are witnessing history, I am bringing yahoo down for the count.

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308031441AAlU75W

I wonder if it will get me banned.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

How do u get the smell of weed out of a room?

Oh boy well my buddies going crazy he just smoked a bunch of weed in his room and he's been paranoid for about 4 hours now cause he thinks it smells. He changed his clothes and when he was smoking he was smoking in the window but the smoke kept coming in. He turned on his fan and sprayed the room with fa-breeze. He has an average sized room on the second floor of his house. He has a net on his window that he can't remove. His computer in right in front of the window and he has a strong fan but with the computer in front of the window and the net on it I don't think much smell is gonna go away. Any help? Before his parents catch him? Give a good answer and you'll be god, seriously, you'll be cool. Don't give those lame as F*** answers like I dk or he shouldn't be smoking

Don't smoke it in there.
Source(s):

Weed is to the Jonas Brothers as Heroin is to Coldplay

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308030901AALZCeY

 

[Ben the Gooner]

This should piss them off.

Hotmail is Better than Yahoo?
This is not a question, but rather a statement and an irrefutable statement. Yahoo sucks the big one. Even gmail is better than yahoo. You are witnessing history, I am bringing yahoo down for the count.

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308031441AAlU75W

I wonder if it will get me banned.

Gmail is probably better than Hotmail.

But to be honest, Gmail is the Beatles, Hotmail is the Rolling Stones and Yahoo is the Jonas Brothers.
Source(s):

The Jonas Brothers need to be run over by the fat nerd who created Yahoo, and infected with his AIDS.

If you go, I'm coming with you.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

I am all yahooed out for the night. Tomorrow we will continue the good fight (or if I get a second wind tonight).

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

If you go, I'm coming with you.

We should be gone, but the people who run yahoo are clearly incompetent knobs.

Some guy called Zorgges agrees with me.

 

[dons_fan185]

I'm so gone.

Looking for a good time?

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308032848AAiDe6j

 

[Spikey]

Do you really have red hair? I need some more red-headed people on here

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Does anyone have a bulbasaure to trade on pokemon diamond?
i need a bulbasaure of any level
i can offer my dialga, infernape, giratina or azelf

my friend code is
Name:Hayley
code: 0345 4933 6753

My response:

I have one in real life. His name is Jeff and, I have to say, he is nothing like in the cartoon. Much angrier and has a tendency to maul small rodents.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308004253AACBW1w


*By the way, what the f**k is a friend code.

Jackhole above needs his teeth knocked out. Or maybe he'll just piss himself if he's around one of my freinds dogs.

http://au.answers.yahoo.com/questio...WirmXHLg5gt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090308013456AAFR52X

who's ben?

Who's Ben?

Ben > Jonas Brothers
But that's sort of like saying Winning the lottery > Stabbing yourself in the eye
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The Jonas Brothers are in need of a good paddlin'.

"Paddlin' the school canoe. You better believe that's a paddlin'"

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Do you really have red hair? I need some more red-headed people on here

Post your answer to the Bible masturbating one.

 

[Spikey]

Post your answer to the Bible masturbating one.

What did I say? "Only if you do it to ugly people" or something wasn't it?

 

[Ben the Gooner]

What did I say? "Only if you do it to ugly people" or something wasn't it?

Yep.

 

[Spikey]

Bet God's an big enough dick to have that as a sin. "Thou Shan't Wank To Ugly Chicks"

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

I'm so gone.

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http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308032848AAiDe6j

I have responded with a pertinent question?

 

[Ben the Gooner]

I'm so gone.

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http://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090308032848AAiDe6j

All that derailing practise did us good, Spikey.

I'd tap that.

The Jonas Brothers wouldn't, the ******* gays.
Source(s):

The Jonas Brothers need to be hit by a sock full of ball bearings, so they stay "pure", the *****.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

I have reported the post made by that dude about my pet bulbasaurus Jeff. He should be suitably pissed off now.