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[Wahooti Fandango]

Very impressive Don.

 

[Beerfish]

Inspirational quotes and sayings from songs.?

im just looking for sentences or small parts of songs that really speak to you. eg

"if you dont dream big, whats the point in dreaming" - dream big by david cook

"what you feel is what you are and what you are is beautiful" - slide by goo goo dolls

stuff like that.

no emo stuff please thanks

Response by Legal Stem:Shoop shoop diddy wop cumma cumma wang dang - Monte Video

[youtube]MgmSJeipim0[/youtube]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...2015601AA1wxLq&show=7#profile-info-x8Rvaa2Aaa

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

I responded with;

Ween - Your Party

[YOUTUBE]O0ISF95axZQ[/YOUTUBE]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090422015601AA1wxLq

 

[AndyLesPaul]

http://funnyyahooanswers.com/

This one especially
http://funnyyahooanswers.com/who-should-i-chose/

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

http://funnyyahooanswers.com/

This one especially
http://funnyyahooanswers.com/who-should-i-chose/

I wonder when that website started as I started this thread in December 2008. I want royalties. Ours is better as we actually contribute to the answers that we ridicule.

 

[Beerfish]

I'm not sure why but this one made me laugh..

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...3eC1QAdJxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090423010407AAsHjAu

 

[Beerfish]

wtf?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...dFgq1PdJxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090423011957AAqXYRd

 

[Beerfish]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423012326AAt5Xyc

The chances are very good indeed. Congratulations!

 

[AndyLesPaul]

I wonder when that website started as I started this thread in December 2008. I want royalties. Ours is better as we actually contribute to the answers that we ridicule.

Lol, sounds fun
friend just sent me a link so why not post it on here

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...cIlsKDYjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20080312194715AABWWfD

Just to remind you of the awfulness of Carrot Top;

[YOUTUBE]BRCbFU481nw[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

Lol, sounds fun
friend just sent me a link so why not post it on here

I was not having a go at you, I was just surprised that there was actually a legitimate website dedicated to this topic.

 

[Beerfish]

wtf?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...3eC1QAdJxQt.;_ylv=3?qid=20090423022326AA60gKm

 

[Red Black and Blue]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423022657AAg5mUR&r=w#LYZ5KVraB0sVVoNSxD3Y

 

[Beerfish]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423022657AAg5mUR&r=w#LYZ5KVraB0sVVoNSxD3Y

Hahaha

 

[Red Black and Blue]

Hahaha

Damn had to give it an edit... Got a message from Yahoo warning me about trolling

 

[AndyLesPaul]

I was not having a go at you, I was just surprised that there was actually a legitimate website dedicated to this topic.

Oh i didnt think you were, just saying.
Might have to make myself a yahoo account i guess.

 

[Beerfish]

Damn had to give it an edit... Got a message from Yahoo warning me about trolling

You're kidding?

I've done far worse than that and haven't got a thing.

 

[Red Black and Blue]

You're kidding?

I've done far worse than that and haven't got a thing.

They said something about the nature of the person being gullible, and could be stupid enough to believe me.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

Just answering some of the above:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423010407AAsHjAu

FACe Down Azz upppppp, THAT THE way i like to fuc, so face down azz up, let me hear u say FACE DOWN Azz ZUPP That Da way we like to fuc

Everyone do it.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423011957AAqXYRd

Hey how to clear hair from ur private parts .......? specially from down there plz help m male scared to shaving my balls

I'd use a scimitar
Source(s):

Experience

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423022657AAg5mUR

Your true love will set you 12 Herculean labours to perform before he will accept you.

The first is to kill the Jonas Brothers. Get cracking.

They really are *****.
Source(s):

ONLY MORONS THINK PSYCHICS ARE REAL.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...2015601AA1wxLq&show=7#profile-info-x8Rvaa2Aaa

"Well you've got your dead catCrossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven
Source(s):

Loudon Wainwright III

Brilliant song.

 

[Ben the Gooner]

How can you describe the blue color to a blind man?

Please help....
I know it’s very hard to imagine…

I would laugh in his face.

Then I would steal his wallet.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090424022654AAiCtZF

 

[EssendonPride]

"Go outside and do something constructive. Love Sauron"

Only up to page6 on this thread, but god, that one made me laugh.

 

[Spikey]

"Are you tired of this media hype "swine flu" bullcrap?

They said SARS was going to kill us all.

Never happened!


They said the BIRD flu was going to kill us all.

Never happened.

How many times can these idiots cry wolf? Either lets see millions or corpses piling up, or SHUT THE HELL UP and stop FEAR MONGERING!"


"Well, ain't you gonna look like a dick when Pig Flu has killed you"

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090427051815AA5Vi5Y

 

[Ben the Gooner]

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423011957AAqXYRd

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423011957AAqXYRd

Hey how to clear hair from ur private parts .......? specially from down there plz help m male scared to shaving my balls

I'd use a scimitar
Source(s):

Experience

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090423022657AAg5mUR

Your true love will set you 12 Herculean labours to perform before he will accept you.

The first is to kill the Jonas Brothers. Get cracking.

They really are *****.
Source(s):

ONLY MORONS THINK PSYCHICS ARE REAL.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...2015601AA1wxLq&show=7#profile-info-x8Rvaa2Aaa

"Well you've got your dead catCrossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven
Source(s):

Loudon Wainwright III

Brilliant song.

Vote for me in each of these.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

I just checked my yahoo email account for the first time (which I set up for yahoo answers) and found out that one of my answers was voted the best, but that I had received 3 warnings for inappropriate comments, which have been removed.

 

[Wahooti Fandango]

This is weird even for Yahoo Answers.

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20090110073646AAX2vwJ