Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)

[Shell]

Well I am, buttttt its a threesome.

You dont have to tell us/protest, do it if you want to.

And like I said, report back.

 

[Damon_3388]

You're a very talented drawer.

Aw shucks.

Here's a selfie and more about me to go on with:

 

[Perth gal]

Aw shucks.

Here's a selfie and more about me to go on with:

GG is that you?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

You're a very talented drawer.

Almost as talented as this one

 

[JoseMourinho]

Alright campaigners if this chick keeps staring at me every opportunity she gets is she dtf?

Well make a move, if you get rejected. She is staring at the guy behind you.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Alright campaigners if this chick keeps staring at me every opportunity she gets is she dtf?

In my experience they are usually staring in horror. The ones that don't point and laugh anyway.

 

[Croweater]

Alright campaigners if this chick keeps staring at me every opportunity she gets is she dtf?

Depends on how she is staring at you.

But from my experience, if a girl constantly looks at you and smiles, or she quickly looks away in slight embarrassment if she sees you looking at her, she's interested. Go up and talk to her!

 

[rippersnipper]

In my experience they are usually staring in horror. The ones that don't point and laugh anyway.

I can relate.

 

[Doss]

This thread is meant to be a bit of fun.

What is not okay is wanton, frankly disgusting abuse (particularly of another poster) of the type that was seen in here last night.

 

[Croweater]

This thread is meant to be a bit of fun.

What is not okay is wanton, frankly disgusting abuse (particularly of another poster) of the type that was seen in here last night.

I hope you banned the dickhead.

 

[Doss]

Is serving a lengthy ban, yes.

Alright, back on topic.

 

[craigos]

Someone needs to learn to handle rejection with a tad more dignity.

As a man in a committed relationship I have recently discovered that having a cute pup is an absolute gold mine for interactions with random people of both sexes. If only I had known this a few years ago. About to start a small business where people can rent puppies by the hour to use as a wingdog

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Someone needs to learn to handle rejection with a tad more dignity.

As a man in a committed relationship I have recently discovered that having a cute pup is an absolute gold mine for interactions with random people of both sexes. If only I had known this a few years ago. About to start a small business where people can rent puppies by the hour to use as a wingdog

GOD YEAH. Dogs are the best.

 

[perthblue]

Someone needs to learn to handle rejection with a tad more dignity.

As a man in a committed relationship I have recently discovered that having a cute pup is an absolute gold mine for interactions with random people of both sexes. If only I had known this a few years ago. About to start a small business where people can rent puppies by the hour to use as a wingdog

"Oh my god what a cute puppy! Is it yours?"

"no I have rented him from a business that supplies dogs for socially stunted people to use as a conversation point"

"Shall we have sex in my car or yours?"

 

[Spanish Sahara]

Someone needs to learn to handle rejection with a tad more dignity.

As a man in a committed relationship I have recently discovered that having a cute pup is an absolute gold mine for interactions with random people of both sexes. If only I had known this a few years ago. About to start a small business where people can rent puppies by the hour to use as a wingdog

Would rent a dog off you!

 

[craigos]

GOD YEAH. Dogs are the best.

He is a character too:

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

He is a character too:
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ohhh I love him
he would be an excellent wingdog.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

I take my dog for walks at 11.00 at night, but alas there are no hot women to seduce with my çute little doggie'!!

 

[craigos]

I take my dog for walks at 11.00 at night, but alas there are no hot women to seduce with my çute little doggie'!!

Need to start walking past bars, or McDonalds, or the Hospital

 

[perthblue]

He is a character too:
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hehe he thinks he's people!

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

I take my dog for walks at 11.00 at night, but alas there are no hot women to seduce with my çute little doggie'!!

women are unlikely to be wandering the streets solo at 11 at night!
Take him to the dog beach on the weekend.

 

[craigos]

women are unlikely to be wandering the streets solo at 11 at night!
Take him to the dog beach on the weekend.

Yeah, this! And if there are women and your walking up behind them saying "here boy, come here, goooood boy" they gunna run (or mace you). Every time I go into the pet store I see at least a couple of attractive girls buying pet food. Which lessens the pain of forking out hundreds of dollars every few weeks.

 

[Croweater]

women are unlikely to be wandering the streets solo at 11 at night!
Take him to the dog beach on the weekend.

Any w*nky café strip will work in a pinch too.

Lorna Jane workout clothes, mid-twenties #fitspo instagramming yuptards, and the smell of soy lattes are all key identifiers of puppy-assisted thirst.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

 

[IKnowtheDog]

The dog is a female so its probably a good thing I don't bump into females with her particularly if she's naughty, that will get me a slap & pepper spray