Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)

[Shell]

This thread is meant to be a bit of fun.

What is not okay is wanton, frankly disgusting abuse (particularly of another poster) of the type that was seen in here last night.

Thank you Doss.

I could go on a bit here... but I won't. Thanks.

 

[blackshadow]

Someone needs to learn to handle rejection with a tad more dignity.

As a man in a committed relationship I have recently discovered that having a cute pup is an absolute gold mine for interactions with random people of both sexes. If only I had known this a few years ago. About to start a small business where people can rent puppies by the hour to use as a wingdog

Can attest to that. Got a pup last May and he's an instant conversation starter with all sorts of people including attractive girls. As I'm in a committed relationship I don't follow up on the opportunities those conversations present.

 

[Plugger35]

My sister has a pug and it's a little attention whore so when you take it for a walk in a park or down the beach it will go up to everyone and every dog there.

It helps you meet people but some dog people are complete weirdos that you really don't want to meet and you have to drag the dog away from them.

 

[Smoooothy]

what happened last night?

 

[perthblue]

some dog people give me the creeps. you are not it's 'mummy' or 'daddy' and it is not one of your children FFS

 

[Shell]

some dog people give me the creeps. you are not it's 'mummy' or 'daddy' and it is not one of your children FFS

So this.

DId you see they have beer for dogs now??? Ffs... I would maybe buy my cats a treat once in a while, but that is it.

But i suppose if people wanna spend their $$$ on stupid, unnecessary crap for their animals that's their prerogative.

 

[craigos]

some dog people give me the creeps. you are not it's 'mummy' or 'daddy' and it is not one of your children FFS

#furbaby

 

[craigos]

what happened last night?

The annual bigfooty orgy got a little out of control.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

some dog people give me the creeps. you are not it's 'mummy' or 'daddy' and it is not one of your children FFS

Just because I like to call my dog snookies and let her give me soft tender kisses doesn't make me a weirdo!!!

 

[perthblue]

So this.

DId you see they have beer for dogs now??? Ffs... I would maybe buy my cats a treat once in a while, but that is it.

But i suppose if people wanna spend their $$$ on stupid, unnecessary crap for their animals that's their prerogative.

Nope, i saw they have wine for cats though. cringe.

#furbaby

that phrase makes me wanna puke. along with "bunny mumma"

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Just because I like to call my dog snookies and let her give me soft tender kisses doesn't make me a weirdo!!!

Wait tongue or no tongue?

 

[Smoooothy]

that phrase makes me wanna puke. along with "bunny mumma"

wut...

 

[perthblue]

wut...

Not as sexy as it sounds. it's what girls in their 20's call themselves when they own rabbits. and are also massive weirdos.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Wait tongue or no tongue?

Church tongue

 

[Smoooothy]

Not as sexy as it sounds. it's what girls in their 20's call themselves when they own rabbits. and are also massive weirdos.

I think we should wrap things up now - theres no coming back from this

 

[LiterallyNobody]

Church tongue

nothing wrong with a bit of church tongue.

So is "TheDog" your dog you give gentle kisses to? With church tongue?

 

[Affidavit]

This was from my FB...

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

Going back a few pages, yes, there is sexual tension with Doss and I

We are in love.

 

[Doss]

News to me!

 

[TheLoungeLizard]

I can't fight this feeling any longer
And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow
What started out as friendship, has grown stronger
I only wish I had the strength to let it show
I tell myself that I can't hold out forever
I said there is no reason for my fear
Cause I feel so secure when we're together
You give my life direction
You make everything so clear

And even as I wander
I'm keeping you in sight
You're a candle in the window
On a cold, dark winter's night
And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might

And I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever

Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Come crashing through your door
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore

My life has been such a whirlwind since I saw you
I've been running round in circles in my mind
And it always seems that I'm following you, girl
Cause you take me to the places that alone I'd never find

And even as I wander I'm keeping you in sight
You're a candle in the window on a cold, dark winter's night
And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might

And I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
It's time to bring this ship into the shore
And throw away the oars, forever

Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore
I've forgotten what I started fighting for
And if I have to crawl upon the floor
Come crashing through your door
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore.

 

[Run n Spread]

So this.

DId you see they have beer for dogs now??? Ffs... I would maybe buy my cats a treat once in a while, but that is it.

But i suppose if people wanna spend their $$$ on stupid, unnecessary crap for their animals that's their prerogative.

I was going to agree but I'm sorry.......Cats?

 

[Run n Spread]

This is a lot like writing, golf, sky diving, FWB.

I have done it in the past but once you lose momentum you have no idea how to get it back. I seriously have no idea how to approach women anymore. There is just this weirdness they have about me. Even at a Single Night i went to one had the shits with being hit on. (tactfully). Well wtf are you even doing there?

 

[Perth gal]

This was from my FB... View attachment 287745

Number of said male pls. I'd like to get to know him.....

 

[JoseMourinho]

I'm a dog person . My dog is the most adorable thing ever even though he is a little shit.

 

[Affidavit]

Number of said male pls. I'd like to get to know him.....

How can you say no to that?