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Society & Culture The BigFooty Guide to getting the woman of Your Desire (Part 7)
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Cut the PUA bullshit, and just be you. If she doesn't like you for you, move on. Easier said that done I know, but you'll save yourself a ton of headaches if you don't try and play a tactical game, and just operate on instinct and what feels right in the moment.
Cut the PUA bullshit, and just be you. If she doesn't like you for you, move on. Easier said that done I know, but you'll save yourself a ton of headaches if you don't try and play a tactical game, and just operate on instinct and what feels right in the moment.
What if you're Silent Alarm?
An over the pants blowjob: what every bloke is after.
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Tips for moving things on from the casual chat stage? Or am I already ****ed?
Please re-read this post in 10 years, hopefully you will realise just how sad it is that you are bragging about a girl licking your pants.
Ask her out to the movies. Don't forget to do the dick in the popcorn thing nomsayin'
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What do you mean champ??
A bloke on the last page was just talking about how a bunch of them off bigfooty met up and he got an out of the pants blowjob. Seems a contradiction in terms to me but I guess it's a real thing!!!
As I said, be really nice to them and tell them how much you like them. make sure you do it early so they're not confused. Ask them "will you be my girlfriend?" the second time you have a nice date (1st is $220 dinner, second probably a bit more casual – spend no more than $200)
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Then you need each and every gimmick you can think of.
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How not to get a girlfriend 101.
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$220 dinner? Good luck meeting girls in Perth
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Yeah you would have to soend at least $500 with that mining boom
"Will you be my girlfriend?"
A line only used by rapists and the mentally handicapped.
A line only used by rapists and the mentally handicapped.
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Rapists don't rape their girlfriends that doesn't happen I read crime docos all the time. Also I've got about 9 girlfriends (still at the moment) and they all got done this way.
Look, go up to a girl in a uni tutorial and tell her she's adorable. She will love it. She might move desks but this is playing hard to get (girls do it heaps). So move again. This is called Chasing. She might not talk to you when you start conversation but remember she's probably shy. Just keep at it. If her friends come up and say "please, you're actually scaring her, leave her alone you absolute unit" just remember they're probably jealous. Remember that movie America Pie?
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Are you pretending to be Aaron or Bombers for comic effect? Because if so you're being too subtle.
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Don't worry, the ladies men of Bigfooty have already told me my advice is wrong. Quite staunchly. Which is unbelievable really I mean it seems pretty spot on to me??
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Worked well for me on year 5 camp. He might be onto something
I prefer to take my pants off when receiving a blow job but each to their own I guess
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Fairly sure he's trolling.
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And some on here are falling for it. 
Find out who her favourite author is and get a book signed by them - give it to her as a present.
If that fails, shout her a membership to the club of her choice
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So I'm assuming the 6 kisses came from 6 separate girls/dates at approx $200 a pop for the sum total of 1 over-the-pants blowjob. Works out to be about $1200 give or take. You could cut the texts and niceties and score $1200 worth of coke and get the full box and dice blowjob, with a decent tongue lashing of the entire genital area, from not 1 but 2 fire breathing whores you most likely never have to be nice to again.
And what happens if I take a nice girl to dinner, spend all this cash, and it works out we have nothing in common? I would much rather take them to a tightarse tuesday movie date where you buy her a Grill'd burger and get your cheap movie tickets. $50 tops (including small popcorn).
Or buy her a box of chocolates and take it to her work?
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