Media The Dark Side of Qooty Fandom: Exploring the Cult of JoshWoodenSpoon

[tony]

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Qooty fans of all ages! We are gathered here today to celebrate a legend among us, the one and only JoshWoodenSpoon. Can you believe it? He's reached his 200th SFA game, and what a journey it has been!

From his humble beginnings as a painter man, beating the devil out of his brush, to rising up the ranks as Captain of the Las Vegas Bears, winning the beez trophy twice, and being selected for the All-SFA team multiple times, JWS has been a force to be reckoned with.

Sure, there were some bumps along the way. Some rumours of sabotage, blackmail, and performance-enhancing drugs. And we can't forget that time he tried to turn bigfooty into


But hey, who among us hasn't had a bad day or two?

JWS may have been a bit of a media mogul, always looking for the next big scandal or controversy, but you can't deny his passion for the game. And that's why we're here today, to honour him for his dedication and commitment to the sport we all love.

So let's raise a brunchy toast to JoshWoodenSpoon, the Lance Armstrong of the SFA (the pre-drugs version), the man who never gave up, even when the going got tough. Here's to another 200 games, JWS! And may your paintings be as happy as the accidents you create on the Qooty field. Cheers!



In celebration of Joshy's 200th Game, lets take some time to reflect and ponder over these JWSisms.









"Ohhhhh heck yeah ROAD TRIP. Great way to get away from the stresses of the modern qootball profession. If you need me, I'll be at the back of the bus. Gonna squeeze some freaky stuff out of a cactus and really experience some things. Someone set an alarm."


"Haha I occasionally trawl through my past creations and genuinely question my cosmic purpose.
Then I see this GIF and all is right in the world."


"MULTI PRONGED COSMIC FORCE"



Josh represents some of the best things in Sweet and Vegas - creativity, colour, flair, wit, class and a penchant for drama. He combines this with always putting the team first and being willing to work hard work behind the scenes in everything from recruitment to SpoonMeasures. A rare complete qooty player who is the full package , Josh has evolved with the times and reinvented himself in this new era. He is an asset to Vegas and the league. Congratulations Josh!



thanks to Broken, Dingster, MWPP for their help with all of this​

 

[Pickitt]

Congrats JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[Supersuns]

Congratulations Electronic_Renaissance

 

[spudmaster]

Congrats JoshWoodenSpoon
Looking forward to running through you tomorrow if you push too far up the ground.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

I ****ing love you JoshWoodenSpoon

One of my all time favourites around here. When you were nuked, distance only made the heart grow fonder. Love that you're back.


Thank you tony for a fine write up.

 

[omgfridge]

Well this is going on loop till the end of the night

 

[Broken]

Super job contest winner.

 

[Cadsky]

I remember that one time, in band camp, when Josh got a perma ban. Good times.

Grats btw

 

[Barrybran]

200 games huh? This place is much better with people like JoshWoodenSpoon. Thanks for introducing me to this board and congratulations on 200 games.

 

[Tonga Bob]

Congratulation JoshWoodenSpoon you are an inspiration to tens of online personalities. Keep up the good work.

 

[Cadsky]

Congratulation JoshWoodenSpoon you are an inspiration to tens of online personalities. Keep up the good work.

No need to exaggerate, mate.

 

[Mrs Turbo]

Congrats on your 200 milestone JoshWoodenSpoon

 

[Matera92]

My favourite kind of Josh.

Congratulations JoshWoodenSpoon , a Bears legend.

 

[Braklet]

Congratulations on your big thing, JoshWoodenSpoon! Oh, and on your double century, too.

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

200 games huh? This place is much better with people like JoshWoodenSpoon. Thanks for introducing me to this board and congratulations on 200 games.

You, sir, are a good egg.

 

[Ligma]

Congratulations JoshWoodenSpoon awesome achievement!

 

[MWPP]

Thanks tony for putting this all together

Congratulations JoshWoodenSpoon
Thank you for recruiting me to the Bears and properly kickstarting my qareer all those years ago. Sure, one crazy night in Perthvegas with that jacket, singing and general banter stands outs but it has been a privilege playing alongside you. I look forward to your next 200 games!

 

[Millky95]

Congratulations JWS you beautiful bastard

 

[Headless]

Here we go!

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

On ya Joshi … one of the great characters of the joint.

 

[Senor M]

Spoons out for #Josh200

 

[PhenomenalV1]

The king of Photoshop, master of sensible absurdity, the brain behind "Here we go!", and the man who ruined my initial retirement match.

Love you JoshWoodenSpoon.

 

[Dingster]

Grants on the 200 Joshy. You weren't out drinking with Mobbs last night were you?

 

[TedDougChris]

Congratulations stepladder !!! Well done mate !!

 

[DERO]

Here we go?