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AFLW 2024 - Round 2 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
FITW would be Lyon if they said they didn't want to be the inaugural winner of the DKM
How's Billy the Cuck?FITW would be Lyon if they said they didn't want to be the inaugural winner of the DKM
How's Billy the Cuck?
At least he has hairNot sure. How's Darcy the Cuck? Or does he wear ear plugs?![]()
Steele Sidebottom boardAt least he has hair
Would you say he had a beard?At least he has hair
Steele never tried to rock a rug thoughSteele Sidebottom board
i'll happily accept my backfire.Hello,
An update following Round 20. Flogstar ahead of Triggered Tiger and AvantGardner tied in second. Third has become a two flog race between FOTY FITW and FOTY DVB.
Collingwood taking out the "constructors championship" so to speak, so far.
Current Standings:
1. Saveloy Rockstar:
2. Triggering Tiger
- FISTO’s Premiership hangovers vs zackah’s Don't screw this ups ft. STuP18 melting as they slide out of the 8 for the 2nd year running - Geelong win and pointedly do not go out of the 8
- Happy GeeLOL go out of the 8 month everyone! ft. STPer18 melting
- STPer18 doesn't melt, nor do Geelong go out of the 8
- Which AFL team are the biggest chokers of the 21st century - spoiler alert - it's Collingwood
- Can GeeLOL or 13thmond win at least 10 games this season? I say NO - Geelong have won 10 games as of this post with 5 or so easy games in the run home.
3. AvantGardener
- Post here if you think Carlton will fail next season - they'll at least make finals (unfortunately)
- Geelonks march down south of the ladder in 2024 - currently Top 4. Would need a miracle to miss finals and/or finish below the reigning premiers (lol) and can't finish below Richmond.
- Our tall timber will dominate the comp in 2024 - currently 18th behind Norf
3. Footy Is The Win
- Pictures of people and things that can outcoach Ken Hinkley - AvantGardner - Turns out Ken can outcoach Crazy Vossy
- Post here if you have been on over 50 points at quarter time in 2024 - AvantGardner - bonus point for GWS's comeback. This thread is also the one that inspired the David King medal. So perhaps it should count for two entries, such was the extreme nature of the backfire.
3. Elmer_Hauser
- Naicos is gonna have a sore neck next week - Footy is the Win - the thread was posted (and backfired) before the 2023 Grand Final but the backfire was confirmed after the final siren when the Norm Smith was awarded to Bobby Hill
- NAI50S: Reigning Owen3 Premiers Collingwood Flagpies V St.Spoon - Footy Is The Win - lol beaten by Ross The Boss
4. STPer18, Dinsdale (subject to results), zackah, sth_melbdimmies etc
- Vossy's Fantastic 4 (Charlie, Walsh, Cripps, Weiters) Blue Flaggers vs Ken Hinkley and The Superfriends from Marvel Stadium !
- Bye Bye Steggles - Who will Tyson Stengle play for in 2025 after he tells Geelong to GAGF ? - Elmer_Judd - Stengle signs on practically for life. Then almost ends his life by drinking vodka out of the premiership cup at a Geelong nightclub after beating Norf.
- Legendary Coach Chris Scott allows maggot umpires to meet with him in Geelong. - STPer18 - Not sure why this was backfired, investigation pending
- The Mighty Hawks end the Collywobble season, again - Dinsdale - The Hawks didn't end the Wobblers season then and there, but have the opportunity to do so in a few weeks. Investigation pending.
- Post here if you concede less than 85 points per game (the not shithouse defence lounge fred) and zackah - zackah - Er, Essington turned up
- Footscray and Bravery™ - sth_melbdimmies
- the #top2 bound proletariat edge vs. the bourgeoise demons - mcgrath_truther - because a certain goat mod changed the fred title to
Billy had oneWould you say he had a beard?
How do you expect to backfire a post about an award?The fact it will ironically turn this very Fred into a massive backfire, making the OP look like a fool, is purely coincidental
No backfire tag, no backfireThere are a lot of Elmo freds to get through so let's start with this one:
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Meltdown - The Sinking Plastic Giants vs Vossy's Grand Final Bound Blue Flaggers
Premiership Favourites by 86 points Cripps 3 more Browmlow Votes King Charles to kick 8 plus goalswww.bigfooty.com
Aside from the title, the OP is classic Tanker hubris:
Reality:
- Tankers were not flag favourites and haven't been for at least 25 years
- They lost by 12 points, a lazy 98 point deficit from the prediction
- Briggs and Hogan BOG, Cripps might get 1 sympathy vote if he's lukcy
- 'King' (lol) Chuckles booted 1.2, not even averaging 3 a game
Diagnosis: BACKFIRE
Running score: 2
How do you expect to backfire a post about an award?
Doesn't need to be, he still holds a winning hand. You were on one if your usual hiatuses so you're excused for not knowing
HAPPY BLUE YEAR - 2024 CARLTON PREMIERS
Just wanted to be a big shot at create Big Footy's first thread of 2024 !www.bigfooty.com
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Fixture - Carlton Premiers 2024 preview - No 1 Jack 'The Italian Stallion' Silvagni
Starting daily, I will be treating the Bay for my concise and accurate assessment of the Premiers 2024 and our playing list, what a treat you flogs you have in store for the next 6 plus weeks or store. Let's start with JSOS, or Jack as I prefer to call him He is the Luke Skywalker of the AFL...www.bigfooty.com
Fixture - Carlton Premiers 2004 Preview - No 2 Lachie 'Moo' Cowan aka The Davenport Bull
https://www.afl.com.au/news/860608/whats-the-morrish-the-tasmanian-quiet-achiever-lachie-cowan-with-elite-numbers This kid may not be a part of our 2024 premiership team (too many players ahead of him in a similar position) but definitely a future Carlton FC and premiership player on the making...www.bigfooty.com
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Backfire - Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - Jesse 'Hip Hop' Motlop, another Blues star plucked from our Freo Feeder Farm
Hearty thanks for Adam Cerra, Blacers and now Hip Hip Mots from your silly, unsuccessful club Freo, whose only existence is to develop players who will eventually better themselves at Vic Clubs (Hawthorn set to poach Serong in a couple of years) Hip Hop Mots is an unabashed fan favourite at...www.bigfooty.com
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Fixture - Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - No 4 Oliver 'Bergkamp' Hollands aka The Dutch Destroyer
I honestly don't think its an exaggeration to suggest that Carlton's young buck Oli Hollands is as naturally talented and gifted as worldwide footballing legend Dennis Bergkamp The kid has all the tools, gut running ability and sheer talent to go down as an all time top 10 AFL player...www.bigfooty.com
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Carlton Premiers 2024 Preview - No 5 Adam 'he's our cerra pie' Cerra
Another prestigious talent and future premiership player and brownlow medallist Carlton poached from our feeder club, the poverty riddled Fremantle Dickers. Let's be honest, Freo have been as embarrassing since Bill Clinton and his infamous cigar incident with Monica. Seems like Billy Clit-on...www.bigfooty.com
That is a lay down misère right there
Easy. It will be a backfire when the poster you specifically created the award for, and said has an unassailable lead, doesn't win it![]()
Hey OP, I've heard that the David King Medal is a lot like the Brownlow or the Rising Star, in that those who get suspended during the year are no longer eligible for this fine award.
Can you confirm?