Game Day The Essenscum "Football" Club versus The Sydney South Melbourne Football Club at MELBOURNE STADIUMS LIMITED (098 476 594) Stadium

[JoseMourinho]

its all ok, zackah - we'll join you tomorrow.

 

[Jazny]

Guys. Do you remember #secondon ?

 

[Plugger35]

I can't wait to hear what Burger Rings Cooney, the Four Eyed Git and Old Whatsherface have to say on the Armchair Experts.

 

[Footy Is The Win]

I can't wait to hear what Burger Rings Cooney, the Four Eyed Git and Old Whatsherface have to say on the Armchair Experts.

 

[frggr]

I can't wait to hear what Burger Rings Cooney, the Four Eyed Git and Old Whatsherface have to say on the Armchair Experts.

I love that Cooney absolutely can't stand the Git.

 

[frggr]

 

[frggr]

zackah - how was the big mac meal on the way home?

 

[Footy Is The Win]

I love that Cooney absolutely can't stand the Git.

It's Adam Cheerey

 

[Triggering Tiger]

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Why does that pic remind me of Ben Carbonaro?

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

LOL

 

[Kabanna]

Is the Docklands the worst sporting stadium in the Sothern Hemisphere?

No that’s the Gabba!

 

[zackah]

No that’s the Gabba!

Located next to the maccas though so it’s not all bad

 

[Kabanna]

Located next to the maccas though so it’s not all bad

An Essendon supporter thinking that Kangaroo Point Maccas is the goat. I actually fell asleep during your game last night, that’s how low your standards are!

The food at that Maccas is cold before you receive it over the counter!

 

[zackah]

An Essendon supporter thinking that Kangaroo Point Maccas is the goat. I actually fell asleep during your game last night, that’s how low your standards are!

The food at that Maccas is cold before you receive it over the counter!

Nice maccas melt

You and Triggering Tiger would make a cute couple

 

[Kabanna]

Nice maccas melt

You and Triggering Tiger would make a cute couple

If the Essendon FC was a maccas franchise, it would indeed be the one down the road from the Gabba

 

[Jazny]

Fake Stringer: awful human, selfish footballer, bad at AFL!

His nickname The Package is not because he delivers, it's actually a reference to the A Perfect Circle song about an addict who is consumed by his greed and fakes sincerity and friendship to score hits from the people around him he uses.

Jake fakes caring about his team and only insincerely tries as his contract runs out. He is using Essendon for his pay "package". You can see him feed the monster on the field every time he burns a teammate who's in a better position by taking a hollywood snap at goal instead. Barely gives the effort to train and be in shape... Get your package, Jake!!

"Eye on what I'm after
I don't need another friend
Nod and watch your lips move
If you need me to pretend
Because clever got me this far
Then tricky got me in
I'll take just what I came for
Then I'm out the door again

Lie to get what I came for
Lie to get just what I need
Lie to get what I crave
Lie and smile to get what's mine

Give this to me
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, mine"

 

[Kabanna]

Fake Stringer: awful human, selfish footballer, bad at AFL!

His nickname The Package is not because he delivers, it's actually a reference to the A Perfect Circle song about an addict who is consumed by his greed and fakes sincerity and friendship to score hits from the friends he uses.

Jake fakes caring about his team and only insincerely tries as his contract runs out. He is using Essendon for his pay "package". You can see him feed the monster on the field every time he burns a teammate who's in a better position by taking a hollywood snap at goal instead. Barely gives the effort to train and be in shape... Get your package, Jake!!

"Eye on what I'm after
I don't need another friend
Nod and watch your lips move
If you need me to pretend
Because clever got me this far
Then tricky got me in
I'll take just what I came for
Then I'm out the door again

Lie to get what I came for
Lie to get just what I need
Lie to get what I crave
Lie and smile to get what's mine

Give this to me
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, mine"

What about their other underperforming forwards? Is the Essendon Edge about having their defenders kick nearly half their goals?

 

[frggr]

Nate Caddy requesting a trade as we speak

 

[Triggering Tiger]

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[zackah]

Fake Stringer: awful human, selfish footballer, bad at AFL!

His nickname The Package is not because he delivers, it's actually a reference to the A Perfect Circle song about an addict who is consumed by his greed and fakes sincerity and friendship to score hits from the friends he uses.

Jake fakes caring about his team and only insincerely tries as his contract runs out. He is using Essendon for his pay "package". You can see him feed the monster on the field every time he burns a teammate who's in a better position by taking a hollywood snap at goal instead. Barely gives the effort to train and be in shape... Get your package, Jake!!

"Eye on what I'm after
I don't need another friend
Nod and watch your lips move
If you need me to pretend
Because clever got me this far
Then tricky got me in
I'll take just what I came for
Then I'm out the door again

Lie to get what I came for
Lie to get just what I need
Lie to get what I crave
Lie and smile to get what's mine

Give this to me
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, mine
Take what's mine
Mine, mine, mine"

This is more embarrassing than Tasmania’s attempt at a football team

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Fake Stringer: awful human, selfish footballer, bad at AFL!

He's out of contract this year so when will the tassie devils offer him a deal?

 

[Jazny]

This is more embarrassing than Tasmania’s attempt at a football team

It's the best and most insightful thing that's ever been written on the bay!

I think what you are feeling is residual embarrassment from watching your pathetic team's season end without a whimper last night.

 

[zackah]

It's the best and most insightful thing that's ever been written on the bay!

I think what you are feeling is residual embarrassment from watching your pathetic team's season end without a whimper last night.

I didn’t watch

 

[Jazny]

I didn’t watch

Adding you to the list of confirmed bandwaggoners.

 

[mcgrath_truther]

It's the best and most insightful thing that's ever been written on the bay!

I think what you are feeling is residual embarrassment from watching your pathetic team's season end without a whimper last night.

nice melt