Oppo Camp The Kerridge Award 2024 - final winners announced.

[Nate7]

Although I didn't think Ellis would be eligible!

Nate7

Eligible.

 

[Nate7]

Bloody SEXTON !

Rosas will go close Hoju.

 

[Ashley B]

I picked the great Sextons the shit truck should of had a bet how many did he end up with too scared to look

 

[Nate7]

I picked the great Sextons the s**t truck should of had a bet how many did he end up with too scared to look

Did his best impersonation of Josh Bruce!

 

[Ashley B]

What was it 5?

 

[Hojuman]

What was it 5?

6

 

[RossHenshaw]

Picked him too

 

[Ashley B]

Unbelievable , laughable in fact

 

[SandyToes]

I love this thread
We should start one on our board as the Kyle Reimers

Kyle Reimers

Age

35

Ht

182cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.4

3star

K

9.2

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

3.9

4star

T

2.5

4star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

11.2

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.2

3star

M

4.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.6

3star

Award
9 goals against us in 2011 and never sighted since

 

[Nate7]

I love this thread
We should start one on our board as the Kyle Reimers Award
9 goals against us in 2011 and never sighted since

If you need any guidance, PM me.

 

[Mr Reliable]

I picked the great Sextons the s**t truck should of had a bet how many did he end up with too scared to look

Didn't nominate him before the game but I'd like to nominate .... Sexton as a worthy winner of the highly prized Kerridge Award - named as I recall after a bloke who kicked 5 or 6 for Adelaide against us one night at Etihad or whatever it was called back then and was dropped two weeks later, proving beyond any doubt that he was a shit truck but still good enough to make us look like fools.

Happened again today. .... Sexton is a good enough player and unlike Kerridge he won't be dropped or delisted. But FFS! Talk about emerging from obscurity.

I looked him up because I couldn't even recall his first name. He's played 158 games, all for the Coasters and before today he'd kicked kicked 151 goals playing, I think, mainly as a permanent forward. How in the hell could this bloke kick 6 goals against us?
That's 6 times his average.

A worthy winner in my view. Thoughts?

 

[jarjarpowers]

Sexton with an all-time effort

 

[RossHenshaw]

Sexton with an all-time effort

Surely it’s worth double today ?

 

[Ashley B]

Didn't nominate him before the game but I'd like to nominate .... Sexton as a worthy winner of the highly prized Kerridge Award - named as I recall after a bloke who kicked 5 or 6 for Adelaide against us one night at Etihad or whatever it was called back then and was dropped two weeks later, proving beyond any doubt that he was a s**t truck but still good enough to make us look like fools.

Happened again today. .... Sexton is a good enough player and unlike Kerridge he won't be dropped or delisted. But FFS! Talk about emerging from obscurity.

I looked him up because I couldn't even recall his first name. He's played 158 games, all for the Coasters and before today he'd kicked kicked 151 goals playing, I think, mainly as a permanent forward. How in the hell could this bloke kick 6 goals against us?
That's 6 times his average.

A worthy winner in my view. Thoughts?

He came in to clean up for todays game , wonder how many he has kicked against us ?

 

[Mr Reliable]

He came in to clean up for todays game , wonder how many he has kicked against us ?

Don't know. I've blocked all previous games from memory, except the win over the Tigres.

 

[Mr Reliable]

What was it 5?

Sadly, 6 goals to this week's nominee.

3 votes in the Sunday Herald Sun were awarded to "Alan" Sexton. The hallmark of a worthy winner of the Kerridge is being unknown in the media and by your opponents. Tick, tick.

A = Arthur, Angus, Anton, Andrew, Aristotle, Aaron, Alex - take your pick.

 

[Nate7]

R 23 v Suns

Sextons 216 (before multi added) - Ashley B, big_e, RossHenshaw, see see
Ainsworth 117 - giantroo
Ellis 94 - tazaa (originally had Sextons)
Rosas 93 - Nate7, ferball, Hojuman
Rowell 82 - Massive Unit
Lemmens 73 - TheBigHorne, SonofSamsquanch
Hewago Paul Oea 46 - Wels Eicke, andana, Flawed Genius, Twinkletoes
Farrar 31 - muttley45, Kanga Glory




KERRIDGE

6 Nate7, big_e

5 tazaa,

4 giantroo,

3 Flawed Genius, krakouers, Hojuman, Kanga Glory, ferball, RossHenshaw, see see

2 Twinkletoes, Luvthekangas, Greater Gattsby, Forever North, muttley45,
Luke72, Wild Kangaroo, andana, TennisPlayerAndy, Ashley B

1 Softdownhillskier, Simpkinbythedockofthebay, shinboner_magic, Horace, Frank Thring, zoomba23, roos_fanatic08, Wels Eicke, SonofSamsquanch,
Private Hudson, Usayed Givashe




SPUD

5 Twinkletoes

4 SonofSamsquanch, Wels Eicke,

3 Ashley B, Kanga Glory

2 Daveyboy123, rickety, Forever North, muttley45

1 Softdownhillskier, Hojuman, ferball, Harris 10,
big_e, Private Hudson, TennisPlayerAndy, krakouers, zoomba23, andana,
Massive Unit, Bren, see see,

 

[Hojuman]

Another great year with Sexton ending the year with a classic Kerridge performance ( Hoj.wipes tear )

Worthy winners in the big_e and Nate7 the brains and keeper of the flame. 6 winners each a stirling effort.

Calls for throwing a big$ contract at Alex surely warranted to instil his knowledge and experience into our burgeoning young fwd.line. ( unless * try to trump us )

Look forward to 2023 where a new crop emerges to keep the knife embedded and the thread alive.

 

[tazaa]

R 23 v Suns

Sextons 216 (before multi added) - Ashley B, big_e, RossHenshaw, see see
Ainsworth 117 - giantroo
Ellis 94 - tazaa (originally had Sextons)
Rosas 93 - Nate7, ferball, Hojuman
Rowell 82 - Massive Unit
Lemmens 73 - TheBigHorne, SonofSamsquanch
Hewago Paul Oea 46 - Wels Eicke, andana, Flawed Genius, Twinkletoes
Farrar 31 - muttley45, Kanga Glory


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KERRIDGE

6 Nate7, big_e

5 tazaa,

4 giantroo,

3 Flawed Genius, krakouers, Hojuman, Kanga Glory, ferball, RossHenshaw, see see

2 Twinkletoes, Luvthekangas, Greater Gattsby, Forever North, muttley45,
Luke72, Wild Kangaroo, andana, TennisPlayerAndy, Ashley B

1 Softdownhillskier, Simpkinbythedockofthebay, shinboner_magic, Horace, Frank Thring, zoomba23, roos_fanatic08, Wels Eicke, SonofSamsquanch,
Private Hudson, Usayed Givashe


View attachment 1490379

SPUD

5 Twinkletoes

4 SonofSamsquanch, Wels Eicke,

3 Ashley B, Kanga Glory

2 Daveyboy123, rickety, Forever North, muttley45

1 Softdownhillskier, Hojuman, ferball, Harris 10,
big_e, Private Hudson, TennisPlayerAndy, krakouers, zoomba23, andana,
Massive Unit, Bren, see see,

Well done Nate7 and big_e
Another year of really really shit highlights done and dusted

 

[big_e]

I stand ready to receive my crown.

 

[TennisPlayerAndy]

Thread delivers again.

Sexton. Six goals.

What the **** is that?

 

[tazaa]

Thread delivers again.

Sexton. Six goals.

What the * is that?

And it should have been 8.
Missed two sodas. It’s just crazy cause the campaigners gonna get delisted

 

[see see]

Thread delivers again.

Sexton. Six goals.

What the * is that?

Sadly, it's predictable. That's what it is.

Does next year's fixture come out before trade period? If he is delisted, there's a good chance that a team who is scheduled to play us twice will rookie him solely to unleash him against us for two guaranteed blinders.

 

[Nate7]

Sadly, it's predictable. That's what it is.

Does next year's fixture come out before trade period? If he is delisted, there's a good chance that any team who is scheduled to play us twice will rookie him solely to unleash him against us for two guaranteed blinders.

Liam Jones was once given a reasonable contract on the back of one good game v us.
Sammy K, good games v us at two different clubs.

That's the selling point - guaranteed good games v us.

 

[muttley45]

Liam Jones was once given a reasonable contract on the back of one good game v us.
Sammy K, good games v us at two different clubs.

That's the selling point - guaranteed good games v us.

Old mate Sam Gray concurs