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2023 Free Kick Premiership- Top 8

[You would expect 6 of the top 8 to have a positive free kick tally because generally they are the teams first to the ball and making the play. Also the higher you are on the ladder, the more you would expect a positive free kick count for the same reason.]

St Kilda 18-6 120%
Brisbane 15-9 114%
Melbourne 16-9 110%
Carlton 15.5- 9.5 110%
Collingwood 15-9 109%
Sydney 10.5-13.5 98%
GWS 11.5-13.5 97%
Port 8-17 86%

Even the kids watching Sesame Street can recognise that one of these things is not like the others.

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

**** I was 26 when this dweeb started coaching us that's a ****ed personal stat

 

[simba_]

I was 23. I now have grey hairs in my beard.

 

[Schulzenfest]

I was only 19.

God help me.

 

[King_Tredrea]

This monster has stolen our innocence

 

[GremioPower]

I really need to update his Top-4 record in comparison with the rest of the league.

For now, I will just compare the differences between our Minor Round and Finals positions:

2013: 7th -> 5th (+)
2014: 5th -> 3rd (+)
2015: 9th (=)
2016: 10th (=)
2017: 5th -> 7th (-)
2018: 10th (=)
2019: 10th (=)
2020: 1st -> 3rd (-)
2021: 2nd -> 3rd (-)
2022: 11th (=)
2023: 3rd -> 5th (-)

 

[RossFC]

* I was 26 when this dweeb started coaching us that's a ****ed personal stat

My name is Hans. Ken Hinkley has ruined my life. I'm 31 years old!

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

I was 23. I now have grey hairs in my beard.

I had hair

 

[Ports1870]

I was in Year 5 when this fraud took over and am now about to finish a 3-year university degree…

 

[EskimoPAFC]

Had to put this in here as well. Assuming Brisbane win tonight...

Full list of coaches that haven't taken their current team to a grand final and how long they've been there:

Damien Hardwick, Adem Yze

Adem Yze

Age

47

Ht

187cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.2

5star

K

14.4

5star

HB

3.8

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

5.2

2star

K

3.4

2star

HB

1.8

2star

M

0.6

1star

T

0.6

3star

- 0 seasons
Adam Kingsley

Adam Kingsley

Age

49

Ht

183cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.9

4star

K

11.5

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.3

3star

No current season stats available

D

16.4

4star

K

10.4

4star

HB

6.0

4star

M

3.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

, Ross Lyon, Brad Scott, Alastair Clarkson - 1 season
Sam Mitchell, Michael Voss - 2 seasons
Matthew Nicks

Matthew Nicks

Age

49

Ht

187cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.6

3star

K

9.4

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

4.1

4star

T

1.7

4star

G

0.7

4star

No current season stats available

D

6.6

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

2.2

2star

M

2.2

3star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.4

3star

, Justin Longmuir

Justin Longmuir

Age

44

Ht

196cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.4

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.5

3star

M

4.3

4star

T

1.4

3star

G

1.2

4star

No current season stats available

D

7.0

2star

K

3.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.6

3star

- 4 seasons

............

Ken Hinkley - 11 seasons

 

[Del165198]

Margaret Thatcher was still alive when Hinkley started

 

[killtaker1993]

Ken's been coach longer than the Beatles were together and (adjusting for inflation) I bet he's made more money out of the club than the Beatles did when they were together

 

[2121]

Ken Hinkleys been coaching longer than MH 370 has been missing.

 

[all seeing eye]

I have only one word for all these hostile attacks on old man hinks - Stability.

 

[tribey]

You’d rather be Collingwood than Brisbane with the famous “when did you know you were a genuine shot at the flag?”/“probably when we beat Port over there” omen in your back pocket.

#ilookatthedata

 

[Ford Fairlane]

All that's keeping me alive is I refuse to let him win. I guess I'm in trouble when he does go ...

 

[GremioPower]

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You’d rather be Collingwood than Brisbane with the famous “when did you know you were a genuine shot at the flag?”/“probably when we beat Port over there” omen in your back pocket.

#ilookatthedata

I had gotten it backwards. Now, I get it.

We beat the reigning premiers.
We lose to the next one.

 

[tribey]

Say the words, Fly.

 

[PAFC27]

Most disliked coach

Which current coach do you dislike the most?

Haven't seen any topics about this before so thought it'd be interesting to ask especially considering the fact it's off season. I'd suggest the most disliked coach would be a premiership coach who is a born winner, but opinions and results should be interesting.

www.bigfooty.com

 

[finbarr]

When Ken Hinkley took over as senior coach KISS hadn't yet begun their 15th Farewell Tour.

 

[dirty2]

This monster has stolen our innocence

The 42 year old women who ****ed me when I was 18 stole my innocents....


And I would do it again.

 

[JimmyBC]

The 42 year old women who ****ed me when I was 18 stole my innocents....


And I would do it again.

She'd be getting a bit long in the tooth now m7

 

[dirty2]

She'd be getting a bit long in the tooth now m7

Smart ass... Well I'm 43 now make her about 67...

 

[EskimoPAFC]

The 42 year old women who ****ed me when I was 18 stole my innocents....


And I would do it again.

 

[HinkleysHeroes]

Smart ass... Well I'm 43 now make her about 67...

So even more experienced