Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

[Garibaldi Red]

That's it Gra Gra, don't blame the people involved in putting the business case together that led to your club incur such a massive debt

 

[Steve Dore]

Graham filling that gap in the market for a Betoota Advocate-esque satirical take on all things SA footy.

The big difference is that the Betoota Advocate is actually humorous.

 

[Steve Dore]

I was at Alberton on Saturday and after the game I ventured onto the middle of the oval to kick the footy with my son. At one point I looked up to see a tall, skeletal figure clad completely in black lurching towards me and for a moment I thought the angel of death had descended to collect my mortal soul - turned out to be Graham Cornes. He was being trailed by two young girls (daughters/granddaughters/great-granddaughters - who knows) head to toe in Port gear and it brought a smile to my face, knowing that karma is torturing him every waking minute of his life.

Daughters or wives, it can be difficult to tell.

 

[Greasyrhys]

WTF Skeletor?!? How the hell are Port to blame for his team's demise?!?

 

[Dylan8]

Daughters or wives, it can be difficult to tell.

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Jesus, can we not. This photo creeps me out every time.

 

[LukeSA]

ROFLGLIDERLOL

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...g/news-story/4944a89ea5dffd62950a0f760dac7614


How typical to blame the success of others for one's own failings.

would love to say "didn't read lol" but here are some nuggets of Cornes Gold:

Just **** off wrinkles and die with your irrelevant footy club.

 

[Rising Power]

ROFLGLIDERLOL

http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/sport...g/news-story/4944a89ea5dffd62950a0f760dac7614


How typical to blame the success of others for one's own failings.

would love to say "didn't read lol" but here are some nuggets of Cornes Gold:

LOL this has really made my day. Will be celebrating with a beer or six tonight hahahaha

 

[Steve Dore]

WTF Skeletor?!? How the hell are Port to blame for his team's demise?!?

B'COZ PORTZ!!!!

 

[Eddie Dingle]

What

a

campaigner.

 

[stokholme]

Jesus, can we not. This photo creeps me out every time.

Actual. It's deeply unsettling.

 

[simba_]

That is just gutwrenching

 

[finbarr]

We won, they (he) lost. It's all over. Lol.

 

[Steve Dore]

Jesus, can we not. This photo creeps me out every time.

I don't know why. Is it because Nicole looks very much like she is Kane's sister in that pic?

 

[stokholme]

Nothing makes me happier than the thought of his immediate family having been converted into Port fans in one form or another, and how inescapable the black, white and teal colors must be in his life now.

It's like he went to Hell and was given the most ironic and fitting punishment he could ever receive, it's something Dante Alghieri would have wrote about.

 

[finbarr]

In next week's instalment - "The day 5AA management refused to keep paying my water, electricity, and council rates was the day I quit the drive show".

 

[BornPort]

We won, they (he) lost. It's all over. Lol.

This. Graham is the Hiroo Onoda of SA football.

 

[SgtSchulz]

The maladministration of Glenelg and the SANFL is the reason his club will fold.

Also it's a shit club with less success than WWT.

 

[Spadge]

I love this article!
it shows me once and for all just how much misery our football club brings him... and that's alright by me

 

[LukeSA]

I hope the thought of Glenelg oval being bulldozed and a half dozen high rise apartments take it's place keep wrinkles awake at night.

 

[finbarr]

This. Graham is the Hiro Onoda of SA football.

All the years of utter hatred and undermining us at every turn, and where has it gotten them (him)? We continue our journey towards being an AFL powerhouse while he eats macaroni and cheese watching the SANFL on 7mate.

 

[BornPort]

All the years of utter hatred and undermining us at every turn, and where has it gotten them (him)? We continue our journey towards being an AFL powerhouse while eats macaroni and cheese watching the SANFL on 7mate.

Hah more like he sits and waits for it to come on but it rarely does. SANFL has started to not allow 7 to show the games unless it's on 7's main channel.

 

[finbarr]

Hah more like he sits and waits for it to come on but it rarely does. SANFL has started to not allow 7 to show the games unless it's on 7's main channel.

Is the SANFL still paying channel 7 to have its games on there?

 

[Chris_1493]

Oh wow. I didn't think it was possible for wrinkles to be even more bitter.....clearly I was wrong. He should've been thrown in a nursing home long ago.

 

[Dylan8]

Hah more like he sits and waits for it to come on but it rarely does. SANFL has started to not allow 7 to show the games unless it's on 7's main channel.

Their entire audience still hasn't moved on from the 80s, and neither have their televisions.

 

[finbarr]

Looking forward to the SANFL trying to flex its puny muscles and redraft our terms of entry. Then we can pack up our tents and move to the VFL once and for all.