Roast The media....*Shakes Head* Part 4

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Nick Chigwidden: Laurie, we've got a bit of a problem down at the Bay. We need to clear $2M of debt.
Laurie "Sultan of Swap" Tredrea: OK, what have you got to swap?
Nick Chigwidden: These are desparate times so the board has decided to cash in all of our SANFL Premiership trophies.
Laurie "Sultan of Swap" Tredrea: Those trophies never become available so they're worth a bit. I could give you $50K each. That should just about clear your debt. How many you got?
Nick Chigwidden: Four :$
 

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Cameraman to Steven Trigg.

"Gimme a look like you mean business.....that you don't take any shit...."
Trigg looks like someone just told him that deleted emails are retained in the junk folder.

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Wow...I forgot about the coffins that used to get made for the GF's. Anyone got any pics of those from those glory days?
A regular feature for Port-Glenelg grand finals back then, and we'd always have the last laugh.

I remember the 'pallbearers' replete with Top Hats and Duffle Coats
 
Just out of curiosity went to the Glenelg FC website. You can view the club's history laid out in chronological order. Some funny stuff. Quite a few "Runners up again" and "Another Grand Final defeat to Port Adelaide".
 
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wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

cwows pay 400k to play in the sanfl, why don't the big bag port's mob do the same, the glenelg situation is all port's fault, wah, wah, wah, wah.
 
wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.

cwows pay 400k to play in the sanfl, why don't the big bag port's mob do the same, the glenelg situation is all port's fault, wah, wah, wah, wah.
Ignore the 400k we don't take (that we are entitled to).
 

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The fix was in, in '34! Bob Quinn & co. were filthy with the ump that day. According to legend, even worse than our last two games against Carlton combined.
I have a great uncle who still rages at the injustice of that game. Apparently the umpire had to quickly hop on train to Perth and was never seen in Adelaide again.
 
Maybe the sanfl clubs should live within their means, stop wasting money on ex-afl hacks and shit assistant coaches all in for their pound of flesh.

Grow the pie, her her, her. Dont tell us ur problems and grow the pie.

That's the least of their problems. Look at Glenelg. Sank oodles into their bistro, which has shipped massive losses ever since.

They could pay players in old fashioned drinks cards and powdered milk and they'll still be struggling to service their debts.

If you offered an SANFL licence to the best SAFA Div 1 sides for free they'd knock it back. It's a money pit.
 
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