Toast The New Carlton Thread: inexperienced Collingwood winger to rule Carlton (safe space for Blues' fans who aren't soft utensils)

[CasuallyDressed]

The girlfriend just told me some Carlton fan rang in crying about how proud he was of his team beating Gold Coast at the MCG.

I desperately hope some of you caught it because I'm sure it was hilarious.

 

[jimmy35]

The girlfriend just told me some Carlton fan rang in crying about how proud he was of his team beating Gold Coast at the MCG.

I desperately hope some of you caught it because I'm sure it was hilarious.

It was Vossy.

 

[Pistol Night]

The girlfriend just told me some Carlton fan rang in crying about how proud he was of his team beating Gold Coast at the MCG.

I desperately hope some of you caught it because I'm sure it was hilarious.

The dickheads do seem to think all of a sudden they’ve cured cancer and brought world peace to everyone after beating Gold Coast. Goes to show how insignificant events for normal clubs can be life changing for shit heap clubs

 

[Black_White]

Surely a nine goal quarter deserves a two year extension.

Why not?
We did it with Bux. Several times.
Glass houses, etc, etc.

 

[riddick78]

The girlfriend just told me some Carlton fan rang in crying about how proud he was of his team beating Gold Coast at the MCG.

I desperately hope some of you caught it because I'm sure it was hilarious.

That's like bragging that your team won by default cause the other side didn't show up.

It's good to see the Blooser supporters rooting through their bin to fish out their Carlton gear and i hope Crazys contract gets extended in the upcoming days, cause it's all down hill from here. They've beaten, GWS, North, Suns, West Coast, an injury ridden Geelong and i'll give them the draw with Richmond. Hardly anything to hang your hat on. Don't fret Pies fans, the meltdowns will be back very soon.

 

[Zzorse]

Flag favourites

 

[Exambolor]

The girlfriend just told me some Carlton fan rang in crying about how proud he was of his team beating Gold Coast at the MCG.

I desperately hope some of you caught it because I'm sure it was hilarious.

Was it on SEN? If it was one of the shows today it probably would have caught that call, it was probably Dwayne Russell’s show

 

[gerryg400]

Was it on SEN? If it was one of the shows today it probably would have caught that call, it was probably Dwayne Russell’s show

It was a caller to Gerard. Just after 9.

 

[Exambolor]

It was a caller to Gerard. Just after 9.

Might have to listen to the pod to see if they caught the call, I need to hear it to believe it haha

 

[Vicky Park]

Don't fret Pies fans, the meltdowns will be back very soon.

Good, coz I miss them already.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Am in Ho Chi Minh City

Spoke to a seemingly nice couple from Melbourne in the hotel pool yesterday

Then the wife revealed how excited she'd been to see Charlie Curnow

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Charlie Curnow

Age

27

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

9.7

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

at Tulla

Surely, Vietnam has endured enough

 

[neilk]

Am in Ho Chi Minh City

Spoke to a seemingly nice couple from Melbourne in the hotel pool yesterday

Then the wife revealed how excited she'd been to see Charlie Curnow at Tulla

Surely, Vietnam has endured enough

Good luck crossing the road over there.

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

Good luck crossing the road over there.

Good sport isn't it?

Spices-up a post-dinner walk

Earlier trip taught me trucks don't swerve like mopeds

 

[neilk]

Good sport isn't it?

Spices-up a post-dinner walk

Earlier trip taught me trucks don't swerve like mopeds

At least they have pedestrian crossings so the trucks know where they can find you.

 

[NMBB]

Am in Ho Chi Minh City

Spoke to a seemingly nice couple from Melbourne in the hotel pool yesterday

Then the wife revealed how excited she'd been to see Charlie Curnow at Tulla

Surely, Vietnam has endured enough

I like how the Vietnamese refer to that war as the "American War". Have you had a roadside meal with Luke Nguyen yet?

 

[neilk]

I like how the Vietnamese refer to that war as the "American War". Have you had a roadside meal with Luke Nguyen yet?

We tracked down the apparently well known Anthony Bourdain Banh Mi in Hoi An old town, but when we arrived the shop was closed for renovation.

 

[sr36]

We tracked down the apparently well known Anthony Bourdain Banh Mi in Hoi An old town, but when we arrived the shop was closed for renovation.

You got lucky - if it's in a shop it isn't real - roadside cart or it's not banh mi.

 

[Markfs]

C'mon the BAABAAs

A

 

[Obese Arachnid]

We tracked down the apparently well known Anthony Bourdain Banh Mi in Hoi An old town, but when we arrived the shop was closed for renovation.

Like Bourdain himself.

Too soon?

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

Like Bourdain himself.

Too soon?

Too soon. Always too soon. I'll never get over Anthony ..

 

[Fat Jesus]

Too soon. Always too soon. I'll never get over Anthony ..

His ex girlfriend was a weird one to say the least. Asia Argento.

Illuminati type shit going on there

 

[jathanas]

You know how I was telling you my Carlton supporting bestie has lost his fight? Didn't take long to recover. After 1 win in a row he sent me this:

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

You know how I was telling you my Carlton supporting bestie has lost his fight? Didn't take long to recover. After 1 win in a row he sent me this:

With the bye they have 2 weeks to bask in the glory.

 

[Kirby]

With the bye they have 2 weeks to bask in the glory.

Fatten them up for the slaughter

 

[WalterBlaknWhte]

You know how I was telling you my Carlton supporting bestie has lost his fight? Didn't take long to recover. After 1 win in a row he sent me this:

Like a laughing clown at Luna Park, ready to have balls stuffed in its mouth


(not yours Jatha)