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Are we sure it's a Carlton fan? I think it may be WalterBlaknWhte . 2021 had to be a joke ridiculing the Blues. And then because it was so effective, he's become superstitious and keeps on adding them to ensure they're useless again and ridicule them further.
Thats commitment to a troll like we’ve never seen before. If i woke up with 5 Carlton tattoos on my arm id cut the campaigner off and beat the tattoo artist to death with it
 
Are we sure it's a Carlton fan? I think it may be WalterBlaknWhte . 2021 had to be a joke ridiculing the Blues. And then because it was so effective, he's become superstitious and keeps on adding them to ensure they're useless again and ridicule them further.

Savvy, did someone sprinkle meth instead of chocolate on your weak-soy-skim-cap this morning?
 

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Tradies would knock up a house in 2 hours if it was
It's a shame you didn't have that idea a week ago. Could have solved the housing shortage if you got that to the senate last week when they were fantasising about being part of trade week doing any deal at the last minute.
 
And yet some of the flogs on the main board say they’d be embarrassed to be a Pies supporters. Jesus Christ, do they have proud photos of this Carlton ******* on their mantle pieces at home or something
They are so proud to make it into 8th place and the trumping they received from Brisbane. They make it sound like the crowning moment on their 2024 season.
 
Are we sure it's a Carlton fan? I think it may be WalterBlaknWhte . 2021 had to be a joke ridiculing the Blues. And then because it was so effective, he's become superstitious and keeps on adding them to ensure they're useless again and ridicule them further.
I don't think it was WalterBlaknWhte - Walter doesn't have time atm - he's been asked to lead Carols by Candlelight on the Frankston foreshore so he's flat out with rehearsals - not easy in Frankston because they muck around quite a lot but Walter is slowly bringing a sort of muscular Christian discipline to Frankston

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It’s the time of year for reflection, and this article is a nice little trip down memory lane from 22 years ago …


Gotta admit, it’s admirable how Carlton managed to turn it all around, like a phoenix rising from the ashes …

… oh, wait 🤔
 
It’s the time of year for reflection, and this article is a nice little trip down memory lane from 22 years ago …


Gotta admit, it’s admirable how Carlton managed to turn it all around, like a phoenix rising from the ashes …

… oh, wait 🤔
If you didn't know any different reading the Coll V Carl 2025 thread you'd swear they'd achieved plenty this century instead of 1 sad prelim loss. They talk down to us about the Pies like we're a laughing stock and its hilarious that we might finish higher than them next year. When its happened 21 out of 25 years this millennium you can see why we cautiously have a glimmer of hope we might topple this 21st century giant of timber kitchen utensils.

*If any of you dickheads are reading this send me a sign or comment here. We wont suspend you for a reaction or general Carltonry
 
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If you didn't know any different reading the Coll V Carl 2025 thread you'd swear they'd achieved plenty this century instead of 1 sad prelim loss. They talk down to us about the Pies like we're a laughing stock and its hilarious that we might finish higher than them next year. When its happened 21 out of 25 years this millennium you can see why we cautiously have a glimmer of hope we might topple this 21st century giant of timber kitchen utensils.

*If any of you dickheads are reading this send me a sign or comment here. We wont suspend you for a reaction or general Carltonry

I giggle at the 46 page thread where the team that have only won 4 finals since 2004 take the piss out of the team who haven’t won any.

And they’re so righteous about it that they don’t allow any posting by opposition supporters 🤣
 

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