Toast The New Carlton Thread: Lukey Sayers adds his utensil to the wooden spoons

[HoraceStrasbork]

Stuff the got hacked rubbish.
How many weeks would Sayers get if he was a listed player?

3 weeks. One for every inch

 

[swoop42]

 

[Drought Break]

Sayers will be safe as long as he has brain surgeons like David in his corner.

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image of a mystery mans penis while "they"' were reclining on a bed. As they is normally plural does this mean the lady that received the photo was also on the bed?

 

[Anzacday]

They’ll do anything to copy us.
I much prefer our Slug from Snug over their Snug little Slug.

 

[sr36]

So someone hacks his account and sends the pic to only 1 person?
I am no hacker, but wouldn’t you send it to everyone in his contact list?
We all know that excuse is BS.

Luke is quite fond of himself. He clearly has a lot of nude photos of himself that are for his own use ...

 

[NMBB]

Luke is quite fond of himself. He clearly has a lot of nude photos of himself that are for his own use ...

Some of those pics found their way to Canberra (where they're used to pics) - the committee investigating the PWC tax leak wondered whether the pics were taken in an off-shore d#ck pic haven

PS - he's got himself in quite a predickament

 

[sideswipe]

Luke is quite fond of himself. He clearly has a lot of nude photos of himself that are for his own use ...

George Benson and then Whitney both told us about the greatest love of all.


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[60 Yards Out]

Some of those pics found their way to Canberra (where they're used to pics) - the committee investigating the PWC tax leak wondered whether the pics were taken in an off-shore d#ck pic haven

PS - he's got himself in quite a predickament

Ridickulous behaviour.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

I’ll be dead in 50 years so is fine by me, however consider it selfish to put a time frame on it. For example, would be great to be celebrating their centenary of 100 years without a flag in 2095

I’ll come back from the dead to celebrate that.

 

[PonsfordMagpie]

I’ll come back from the dead to celebrate that.

I'll be 101 if I can live that long.

 

[Pistol Night]

I’ll come back from the dead to celebrate that.

It’ll be like an episode of the Walking Dead down Lygon St to celebrate the occasion

 

[Anzacday]

Apparently after viewing the image, the Board at the Blueballs undertook their own investigation.
Expect their version of a “Do Better” report to be handed down in a matter of weeks.

 

[Pistol Night]

Apparently after viewing the image, the Board at the Blueballs undertook their own investigation.
Expect their version of a “Do Better” report to be handed down in a matter of weeks.

Dick pic training?

 

[Anzacday]

Dick pic training?

Their supporters can’t wait.
Apparently they’re up and about for the upcoming season.
(Unlike poor Luke).

 

[Obese Arachnid]

I keep thinking of Porkies & the infamous tallywhacker line up.

 

[Kirby]

I hear that the Blues are going to petition the government to extend the social media ban on under 16s to also include their president.

 

[sr36]

I keep thinking of Porkies & the infamous tallywhacker line up.

Sayers is a big Porkies fan: Have you seen Mike Hock?

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

 

[ElliottsMaggies]

AFL integrity unit investigates lewd image posted to Carlton president’s account

Luke Sayers has four options when he returns to Australia. Hoping the issue will disappear is not one of them.

www.theage.com.au

 

[Obese Arachnid]

AFL integrity unit investigates lewd image posted to Carlton president’s account

Luke Sayers has four options when he returns to Australia. Hoping the issue will disappear is not one of them.

www.theage.com.au

Integrity Unit Finding: Nothing to see here.

 

[cakewalk06]

Integrity Unit Finding: Nothing to see here.

that's what she said

 

[sr36]

Integrity Unit Finding: Nothing to see here.

According to the article, "the AFL and club might try to ride the drama"

 

[Obese Arachnid]

According to the article, "the AFL and club might try to ride the drama"

Typical, so he gets off.

 

[sr36]

Typical, so he gets off.

Pretty quickly by the sound of things, lots of talk in that article about it being a "sensitive matter."

 

[NMBB]

Typical, so he gets off.

Hard to sort just who has pictures of whom once the AFL Integrity () Unit gets involved