Mega Thread The Official Camry Crows in Season Lolz Thread

[DanWA]

The Shitlaide nuffies are up and about now

A puffer loss makes them feel better about their wooden spoon

Also, Hartigan tells Shitlaide to GAGF

 

[Freomaniac]

The Shitlaide nuffies are up and about now

A puffer loss makes them feel better about their wooden spoon

Also, Hartigan tells Shitlaide to GAGF

So thats the 3rd crows player that is leaving as a free agent.

this time next year, I see Daniel Talia

12

Daniel Talia

Age

33

Ht

197cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.8

4star

MG

169.9

3star

D

10.4

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

2.5

2star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.1

2star

MG

187.6

3star

D

11.4

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.2

3star

T

3.4

5star

gone too.

 

[Nelso]

My point is the giant gap in your team's ability to win finals. 1 finals win in 7 years hahahahahahaha

You really are struggling frontunner.

Are you choking on that wooden spoon buried down your throat?

 

[Maddogmetro]

You really are struggling frontunner.

Are you choking on that wooden spoon buried down your throat?

Naww still feeling sad Meltso? How does it feel to have one chance to make a GF and shitting the bed in a home prelim?

I can just imagine your obese, toothless self yelling at the screen blaming the umpires hahahahaha

 

[DanWA]

Naww still feeling sad Meltso? How does it feel to have one chance to make a GF and shitting the bed in a home prelim?

I can just imagine your obese, toothless self yelling at the screen blaming the umpires hahahahaha

Please address him at Nutso

 

[Nelso]

I can just imagine your obese, toothless self yelling at the screen blaming the umpires hahahahaha

Stop talking about the whale who has gone missing just like you did.

You lot really are pathetic.

 

[Maddogmetro]

Stop talking about the whale who has gone missing just like you did.

You lot really are pathetic.

What's pathetic is shitting the bed at a home prelim the image of Derrrrrsma doing the pathetic arrow and getting in Lynch's face makes me laugh hahahahaha

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Lol asterisk year, home prelim, sh*t the bed. That's called a choke! Not to mention you were completely destroyed the entire last quarter, never even looked like winning. This was your best shot at making a GF hahahahaha looking forward to the inevitable cliff drop next season.

Is choker Kern being signed for another 10 years aswell? hahahahaha

Erhh tldr..Who are you again?
congratulations on your asterisks spoon..

 

[dav3]

Erhh tldr..Who are you again?
congratulations on your asterisks spoon..

He's quite possibly the guy in his avatar, he too is a renowned frontrunner who is now running away since the going got tough

 

[WillemDaDrew]

Breaking, another one gone...lol.

 

[theyellowsash]

So thats the 3rd crows player that is leaving as a free agent.

this time next year, I see Daniel Talia

12

Daniel Talia

Age

33

Ht

197cm

Wt

98kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.0

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.8

4star

MG

169.9

3star

D

10.4

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

2.5

2star

M

4.5

4star

T

1.1

2star

MG

187.6

3star

D

11.4

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

2.2

3star

T

3.4

5star

gone too.

I don't know who should be more offended.

Adelaide because their players want to leave.

Or the players because Adelaide doesn't try to stop them.

 

[WillemDaDrew]

He's quite possibly the guy in his avatar, he too is a renowned frontrunner who is now running away since the going got tough

Just another peanut in a bag of deluded nuts.

I'll take an asterisks prelim over an asterisk wooden spoon any day.

 

[Nelso]

What's pathetic is shitting the bed at a home prelim the image of Derrrrrsma doing the pathetic arrow and getting in Lynch's face makes me laugh hahahahaha

Nothing compares to losing 13 games in a row madflog.

 

[RonSon]

Did we end up the worst? No. Is there a bigger upside compared to your sh*t the bed team? Yes

Hahahahaha, oh lawd...

 

[Freomaniac]

My point is the giant gap in your team's ability to win finals. 1 finals win in 7 years hahahahahahaha

Well its slightly better than essendons record in the last 15 years. lol.


I mean richmond had that dire period of 1983-2012 where they made finals only twice in that 30 year period

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Hahahahaha, oh lawd...

You over achieved this year Ronny. This was your chance with your heavy reliance on your elderly players.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Nothing compares to losing 13 games in a row madflog.

Actually being top all year and not even making the grand final would compare. LOL.

 

[Maddogmetro]

Hahahahaha, oh lawd...

Well thought out response full of useful information - don't expect anything less from you.

Any thoughts on your team shitting the bed in a home prelim?

 

[Maddogmetro]

Nothing compares to losing 13 games in a row madflog.

How do you feel about shitting the bed in a home prelim? one chance to make a gf in an asterisk year, and still can't get there even with a home prelim hahahahahahahaha all your arrogant **** players that will fall off a cliff - will be beautiful to watch.

And how many more years for choker Kern? hahahahaha

 

[Damp Squarie]

Wooden spoon, sink that in Peanut....Lol

pfft ...teams win them every year you idiot
Now being bare arsed by 119 points and losing finals in extra time, well they're GOLD

 

[Damp Squarie]

And how many more years for choker Kern? hahahahaha

Dont you love the irony of Kern being COVID Coach of the Pandemic and yet they want to lynch him on the Scum Board

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

pfft ...teams win them every year you idiot

Not forgetting that Port still have 2 more wooden spoons than Adelaide

 

[dav3]

pfft ...teams win them every year you idiot
Now being bare arsed by 119 points and losing finals in extra time, well they're GOLD

Cool............. teams lose prelims every year too

Now that we've established that, lets get back to you front running morons suddenly crawling out of your holes once Post lost

 

[Damp Squarie]

Cool............. teams lose prelims every year too

Now that we've established that, lets get back to you front running morons suddenly crawling out of your holes once Post lost

Post...you spent Poort wrong d/khead

 

[Damp Squarie]

Thanks again for this wonderful thread.
Ive never laughed so much (Official Camry Crows in Season Lolz)