Mega Thread The Official Camry Crows in Season Lolz Thread

[dav3]

Thanks again for this wonderful thread.
Ive never laughed so much (Official Camry Crows in Season Lolz)

Well there HAS been a lot to laugh about when it comes to the Crows this year, including.....

• The camp rearing its head again
• Stengle gets done drink driving and unregistered
• Crouch and Stengle get done buying Coke down one of the dodgiest lanes in the city and get a strike
• Three players walk away from the club, with one not caring where he goes as long as he's not at the Crows
• We saw Owens First Birthday
• 13 losses in a row, including getting belted by the equally shit side above you by 69 points
• A coach runs a drill against COVID guidelines and gets 16 players suspended for a game
• Their new coach reckons he doesn't need help, and then wins the spoon
• Recruit a corrupt former-Premier as the new Chairman
• A staff member from the Crows Membership team pleads guilty for sending club merchandise in exchange for sexy times with 14 year old boys/girls
• 4 years of first round picks continuing to produce f**k all
• Ricciuto whinging in the media and making BS claims about players who had walked away from the club

..... and last but not least, pretty much every regular Crows flog from the Bay, who are the first to accuse anyone of being a front runner, goes missing for pretty much the entire season and magically reappear when Port lose

 

[Damp Squarie]

That doesn't even come close to you Ferals choking again.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Well there HAS been a lot to laugh about when it comes to the Crows this year, including.....

• The camp rearing its head again
• Stengle gets done drink driving and unregistered
• Crouch and Stengle get done buying Coke down one of the dodgiest lanes in the city and get a strike
• Three players walk away from the club, with one not caring where he goes as long as he's not at the Crows
• We saw Owens First Birthday
• 13 losses in a row, including getting belted by the equally sh*t side above you by 69 points
• A coach runs a drill against COVID guidelines and gets 16 players suspended for a game
• Their new coach reckons he doesn't need help, and then wins the spoon
• Recruit a corrupt former-Premier as the new Chairman
• A staff member from the Crows Membership team pleads guilty for sending club merchandise in exchange for sexy times with 14 year old boys/girls
• 4 years of first round picks continuing to produce f**k all
• Ricciuto whinging in the media and making BS claims about players who had walked away from the club

..... and last but not least, pretty much every regular Crows flog from the Bay, who are the first to accuse anyone of being a front runner, goes missing for pretty much the entire season and magically reappear when Port lose

What's funny is all those dot points have been relevant to Port Adelaide at some stage. Drugs, rape, assault, drink driving, players walking out, corruption, record losses, a stubborn coach.

Anything we can do, you can do better

 

[dav3]

That doesn't even come close to you Ferals choking again.

Another gutless, sniping post where you are still too chickenshit to tag or quote.

 

[dav3]

What's funny is all those dot points have been relevant to Port Adelaide at some stage. Drugs, rape, assault, drink driving, players walking out, corruption, record losses, a stubborn coach.

Anything we can do, you can do better

Sure, same with most clubs...... although I don't remember Port getting an AFL spoon. Getting them all in the same year is pretty impressive though

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Sure, same with most clubs...... although I don't remember Port getting an AFL spoon.

Why do you only count spoons from the AFL but premierships from the SANFL? Can't have it both ways.

 

[Damp Squarie]

How come you are up and about Sniper?
All the other ferals have gone to ground.

 

[RonSon]

Why do you only count spoons from the AFL but premierships from the SANFL? Can't have it both ways.

WHy Do yOu OnLy CouNt PremIeRsHipS AnD noT SpooNs?


How's that brand spanking new AFC AFL spoon looking right now? Will be even funnier when Bad Couch doesn't land you the second pick...

 

[Nelso]

I have seen more posts from Camry flogs this week in this thread than there has been for the whole season.

Thanks for confirming once again you are the most pathetic frontrunners.

 

[Nelso]

Why do you only count spoons from the AFL but premierships from the SANFL? Can't have it both ways.

Thanks for confirming we have 37 premierships to your 2.

 

[Laphroaig]

This shit needs it's own board.

Oh.

And suck shit Cows.

All of you sick arseholes who cheered when Sam Docherty

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did his second knee coz you assumed it would only add to the future pick swap benefit.

And you got **** all anyway.

At least you had Bryce though. So you have that to fall back on.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

This sh*t needs it's own board.

Oh.

And suck sh*t Cows.

All of you sick arseholes who cheered when Sam Docherty

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Sam Docherty

Age

30

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Wt

87kg

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did his second knee coz you assumed it would only add to the future pick swap benefit.

And you got fu** all anyway.

At least you had Bryce though. So you have that to fall back on.

When is your next episode of things that never happened? Let me know!

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

WHy Do yOu OnLy CouNt PremIeRsHipS AnD noT SpooNs?


How's that brand spanking new AFC AFL spoon looking right now? Will be even funnier when Bad Couch doesn't land you the second pick...

Do you know what's funny? Being top all year and being spanked in a home prelim.

Port Power, choke choke choke!

 

[WillemDaDrew]

pfft ...teams win them every year you idiot
Now being bare arsed by 119 points and losing finals in extra time, well they're GOLD

Err, try to keep up.
It's 2020, your trophy year.
Congratulations.
This is your history peanut.
Enjoy... Lol

 

[Laphroaig]

When is your next episode of things that never happened? Let me know!

You didn't ever go to the Cows board?

Good choice.

 

[RonSon]

Do you know what's funny? Being top all year and being spanked in a home prelim.

Port Power, choke choke choke!

Hahaha, the crows average losing margin this year was 37 points.

6 goals is a spanking not 6 points.

 

[Maddogmetro]

I have seen more posts from Camry flogs this week in this thread than there has been for the whole season.

Thanks for confirming once again you are the most pathetic frontrunners.

Thanks for confirming you are a melting loser - still ignoring all questions about your choke in a home prelim I see. Bigger deflector than Trump.

 

[Maddogmetro]

Thanks for confirming we have 37 premierships to your 2.

Lol still trying to claim history from a different club in a different league. That's how pathetic you all are hahahaha

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Hahaha, the crows average losing margin this year was 37 points.

6 goals is a spanking not 6 points.

Scoreboard flattered you. Richmond had another gear in the second half and Port were playing above themselves - it showed. You're also lucky Richmond were inaccurate. But hey if you're content with another prelim choking then all power to you

 

[RonSon]

Scoreboard flattered you. Richmond had another gear in the second half and Port were playing above themselves - it showed. You're also lucky Richmond were inaccurate. But hey if you're content with another prelim choking then all power to you

LOL.

Wooden spooners and loving it!

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

LOL.

Wooden spooners and loving it!

Prelim final chokers and loving it!! You haven't got a leg to stand on!

 

[Nelso]

Lol still trying to claim history from a different club in a different league. That's how pathetic you all are hahahaha

That is what Drakemeltingcake is trying do dimwit

 

[Nelso]

Thanks for confirming you are a melting loser - still ignoring all questions about your choke in a home prelim I see. Bigger deflector than Trump.

Thanks for confirming you are a frontrunner who was nowhere to be seen when your team was down the bottom of the ladder.

 

[Nelso]

Scoreboard flattered you. Richmond had another gear in the second half and Port were playing above themselves - it showed. You're also lucky Richmond were inaccurate. But hey if you're content with another prelim choking then all power to you

Sounds like you are very content with your wooden spoon and a culture

 

[Maddogmetro]

Sounds like you are very content with your wooden spoon and a culture

Sound like you are on a bit of a rampage Meltso - still melting over shitting the bed in a home prelim? I bet you bought tickets to QLD didn't you hahahahahaha