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AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
Bar tab Chief and Bangers is cheap."Tab". What's a tab?
Go GreyCrow, bring it home baby!View attachment 1311762
4 losses to start the season with 4 wins to follow isn't too bad, I can only hope the Royals continue to win or Filth will hit me when we don't make finals!
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A bit of movement since Round 4 with GreyCrow now in front by 9 votes having taken over spookism. krakouers has managed to hold onto 3rd place well whilst The Filth Wizard has voted himself into the top 4! Fitzey maintains a spot in the top 5 with nahnah also joining him!
"Tab". What's a tab?
Ah so that’s what the “gift” thing is forBar tab Chief and Bangers is cheap.
Filthy gets to take Blacky homeView attachment 1311764
Leading goal kicker
I'm thrilled to announce that there are 2 announcements within this award, so I guess that makes it 3 now. Over the course of the Royals 16 season history there have been plenty of good players, posters and personas come and go through the Golden Throne doors, and obviously most people move around a bit in their SFA careers so I think it's nice to find ways to acknowledge the ones that stay and achieve something, so that's why I'm happy to announce that the Royals Leading Goal Kicker Award will officially be named the Blacky award, with Blacky having captained the club for 5 seasons, winning a beez trophy, earning himself 5 All-SFA selections, and most importantly registering 356 Goals (all time club goal scorer as of the end of Season 32), it just makes sense to make this change.
And with that, incase you've been living under a rock I can announce The Filth Wizard as the receipent of the Season 32 Blacky Award, registering 56 goals across 16 games!
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Congrats The Filth Wizard on the season, and congrats Blacky for still having more goals at the Royals than the bastard
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ROUND 9 V STUPID ******* BULLSHIT PLASTIC TOYS, TEAM NAMED AFTER DOLLS
GCR 6.0 | 12.2 | 20.5 | 23.7 145
GUM 8.1 | 12.4 | 18.8 | 23.14 152
GOALS: MC Bad Genius 4, Engimal v3 3, krakouers85 3, Dancing Potato 2, grumbleguts 2, The Filth Wizard 2, Marlowe 2, spookism 2, GreyCrow, CakeEater
BESTS: spookism, krakouers85, Danger in Texas, Marlowe, Engimal v3
Junior Co-Captains Address
Well well well, I hope you're all happy, I don't know what sort of deals you Melbourne fans have made in order to secure your flag but we should not be punished for it! nah it was good to see the Dees up and about, and the reactions to the win, incredible and we can take inspiration from that and bring it into our Qooty season.
There's not much to say about the game, we were robbed plain and simple, and Marlowe was on point when he said games that finish within 2 goals should have a fifth quarter. These losses are the ones that hurt the most, where we've fought back and let it slip again right at the end. What we can do next time is, well, just get better.
This round we come up against the Warriors, so even if they don't rock up we can just make fun of NaturalDisaster for being a doof, enjoy!
Season 32 Ladder after Round Nine
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase Mount Buller Demons 9 8 1 - - 1039 792 131.19 32 1L WWWWL - Ldr - Dragons FFC 9 6 3 - - 987 851 115.98 24 2W LLLWW - -2 - West Coast Wonders 9 6 3 - - 896 826 108.47 24 3W LLWWW - -2 - Roys FFC 9 5 4 - - 963 809 119.04 20 1W WLLLW - -3 - Fighting Furies 9 5 4 - - 779 747 104.28 20 1W WLWLW +1 -3 - Las Vegas Bears 9 4 5 - - 818 784 104.34 16 2L WWWLL -1 -4 - Gold City Royals 9 4 5 - - 948 973 97.43 16 1L WWWWL - -4 - Sin City Swamprats 9 4 5 - - 834 920 90.65 16 1L LWLWL - -4 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coney Island Warriors 9 4 5 - - 881 985 89.44 16 1W LWLLW +1 -4 - Baghdad Bombers 9 4 5 - - 931 1131 82.32 16 2L LWWLL -1 -4 - East Side Phoenix 9 2 7 - - 877 977 89.76 8 4L WLLLL - -6 -2 Gumbies FFC 9 2 7 - - 896 1054 85.01 8 2W LLLWW - -6 -2
ROYALS DO QOOTY GOOD!
Hitouts: 5th Marlowe (14)
Kicks: =3rd krakouers85 and Marlowe (15)
Tackles: =1st spookism (10)
Goals: =4th MC Bad Genius (4)
Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti
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ROUND 10 V CIRCUS FREAKS
CIW 3.0 8.5 13.6 17.10 112
GCR 4.7 7.10 12 .10 17.11 113
GOALS: The Filth Wizard 5, Engimal v3 4, Dancing Potato 2, grumbleguts, PMBangers, BRAB, GreyCrow, spookism, Marlowe
BESTS: Engimal v3, Dancing Potato, Marlowe, Smartys Power, The Filth Wizard
Junior Co-Captains Address
Not bad, not bad at all friends. It's amazing what happens when you don't call the opposition 'a bye' really, I fully blame Filth for that unfortunate accident. Anyway we're back on track, and as filth said in the thread premierships are built on these hard fought gritty wins.
God I hate these close games, a ridiculous amount of lead changes and cliff hangers from Ding made it a nerve racking match, I wasn't confident at any point we were going to win. The true show of leadership, composure and experience came from Filth who just got it done when it needed to be, taking himself to 39 goals for the season. nahnah got a well deserved rest from his hard midfield craft, interesting qoaching decision given the tightness of the contest but these bold plays continue to pay off for us.
The swampies this week should be fun, they're usually good, and even if they're not we'll reliably get some fun philreich dad jokes.
Season 32 Ladder after Round 10
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase Mount Buller Demons 10 9 1 - - 1148 878 130.75 36 1W WWWLW - Ldr - Roys FFC 10 6 4 - - 1100 923 119.18 24 2W LLLWW +2 -3 - Dragons FFC 10 6 4 - - 1049 939 111.71 24 1L LLWWL -1 -3 - Fighting Furies 10 6 4 - - 867 809 107.17 24 2W LWLWW +1 -3 - West Coast Wonders 10 6 4 - - 982 935 105.03 24 1L LWWWL -2 -3 - Gold City Royals 10 5 5 - - 1061 1085 97.79 20 1W WWWLW +1 -4 - Sin City Swamprats 10 5 5 - - 949 991 95.76 20 1W WLWLW +1 -4 - Las Vegas Bears 10 4 6 - - 932 921 101.19 16 3L WWLLL -2 -5 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coney Island Warriors 10 4 6 - - 993 1098 90.44 16 1L WLLWL - -5 - Baghdad Bombers 10 4 6 - - 1016 1275 79.69 16 3L WWLLL - -5 - East Side Phoenix 10 3 7 - - 1021 1062 96.14 12 1W LLLLW - -6 -1 Gumbies FFC 10 2 8 - - 967 1169 82.72 8 1L LLWWL - -7 -2
WEEKLY TOP 10 DELAYED
Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti
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ROUND 11 V THAT ANT TEAM
GCR 6.4 | 6.5 | 8.6 | 9.7 (61)
SCS 1.3 | 6.3 | 9.7 | 13.11 (89)
GOALS: The Filth Wizard 4, Marlowe 2, krakouers85, grumbleguts, GreyCrow
BESTS: ShaunDuggan, The Filth Wizard, Dancing Potato, Marlowe, nahnah
Junior Co-Captains Address
That one hurt, as GreyCrow mentioned in the thread earlier this week it was an 8 point game and we've really made these next 6 weeks all must wins really. I do wonder which one of you jinxed us this time, I know I did all of the right stuff, so I will NOT be accepting responsibility for this one. Although 6.4 was a good start for sure, and if we're looking at the positives that's what we focus on everytime.
The Filth Wizard refuses to be counted out of the Fred race with a haul of 4, real captains performance and took the team on his back, with superstar Marlowe the only other dual goal kicker. ShaunDuggan was one of the only defenders to stand up, whilst Dancing Potato and nahnah were also impressive
This week is the start of the re-matches of the season, so the Furies are back up and we're getting the opportunity to ******* wipe the floor with these losers for revenge!
CARNA ROYALS
Season 32 Ladder after Round 11
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase Mount Buller Demons 11 9 2 - - 1234 1021 120.86 36 1L WWLWL - Ldr - Dragons FFC 11 7 4 - - 1164 994 117.10 28 1W LWWLW +1 -2 - Fighting Furies 11 7 4 - - 1004 895 112.18 28 3W WLWWW +1 -2 - Roys FFC 11 6 5 - - 1223 1053 116.14 24 1L LLWWL -2 -3 - West Coast Wonders 11 6 5 - - 1037 1050 98.76 24 2L WWWLL - -3 - Sin City Swamprats 11 6 5 - - 1038 1052 98.67 24 2W LWLWW +1 -3 - Gold City Royals 11 5 6 - - 1122 1174 95.57 20 1L WWLWL -1 -4 - Baghdad Bombers 11 5 6 - - 1090 1331 81.89 20 1W WLLLW +2 -4 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- East Side Phoenix 11 4 7 - - 1151 1185 97.13 16 2W LLLWW +2 -5 -1 Las Vegas Bears 11 4 7 - - 1018 1058 96.22 16 4L WLLLL -2 -5 -1 Coney Island Warriors 11 4 7 - - 1049 1172 89.51 16 2L LLWLL -2 -5 -1 Gumbies FFC 11 3 8 - - 1110 1255 88.45 12 1W LWWLW - -6 -2
Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti
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Round 12 v Friendly Furies
GOALS: Fitzey 5, Engimal v3 3, krakouers85 2, ShaunDuggan, The Filth Wizard, nahnah, PMBangers, Dancing Potato, CakeEater
BESTS: Fitzey, Marlowe, GreyCrow, nahnah, Smartys Power
Junior Co-Captains Address
These are the key wins heading into the finals series everyone, when you're on the brink of dropping out of the 8 and you come up against a Top 4 sides this is the performance you pull out! Great to see the recruits in Fitzey, Engimal v3 and krakouers85 getting the bulk of our goals, and Fitzey putting in a performance for the ages, that'll go down as one of the best Winger performances of all time in Qooty, insanity!
Looking at it and we have some genuine All-SFA chances in this squad, keep it up everyone and we might just dominate the team like the Dees did IRL!
Wonders this week who are good fun this season, lets give them hell and take another finals sides scalp!
Season 32 Ladder after Round 12
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase Mount Buller Demons 12 9 3 - - 1323 1130 117.08 36 2L WLWLL - Ldr - Dragons FFC 12 8 4 - - 1270 1093 116.19 32 2W WWLWW - -1 - Roys FFC 12 7 5 - - 1356 1124 120.64 28 1W LWWLW +1 -2 - Fighting Furies 12 7 5 - - 1109 1009 109.91 28 1L LWWWL -1 -2 - West Coast Wonders 12 6 6 - - 1140 1170 97.44 24 3L WWLLL - -3 - Gold City Royals 12 6 6 - - 1236 1279 96.64 24 1W WLWLW +1 -3 - Sin City Swamprats 12 6 6 - - 1109 1185 93.59 24 1L WLWWL -1 -3 - Baghdad Bombers 12 6 6 - - 1248 1453 85.89 24 2W LLLWW - -3 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Coney Island Warriors 12 5 7 - - 1158 1261 91.83 20 1W LWLLW +2 -4 -1 East Side Phoenix 12 4 8 - - 1250 1291 96.82 16 1L LLWWL -1 -5 -2 Las Vegas Bears 12 4 8 - - 1140 1216 93.75 16 5L LLLLL -1 -5 -2 Gumbies FFC 12 4 8 - - 1230 1358 90.57 16 2W WWLWW - -5 -2
ROYALS DO QOOTY GOOD!
Hitouts: =5th GreyCrow (15)
Kicks: =6TH Fitzey (16)
Marks: =4th Fitzey (8)
Cuddles: =1st Marlowe (12)
Goals: 4th Fitzey (5)
Almost goals: =3rd The Filth Wizard (3)
DT: 1st Fitzey (134)
Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti
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ROUND 13 V STUPID ******* RAPPER WANNABES
Goals: The Filth Wizard 4, MC Bad Genius 2, ShaunDuggan
Bests: ShaunDuggan, BRAB, spookism, The Filth Wizard, krakouers85
Sorry about this one being late friends, no real excuse just having a mid life crisis.
Not much to be said about this game unfortunately, you'd be hard pressed to find many teams that have kicked 20 behinds in one Qooty game before, let along to only have 7 goals along with it, we were hard done by and any other day that game was ours to win
The exciting part of all this is we now have a few more 'must win games' against the top of the table teams in the final 3 rounds, lets start by knocking off the Dragons, like they've knocked off MC Bad Genius weekly match thread games!
Season 32 Ladder after Round 13
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase xDragons FFC 13 9 4 - - 1357 1142 118.83 36 3W WLWWW +1 Ldr - xMount Buller Demons 13 9 4 - - 1400 1210 115.70 36 3L LWLLL -1 - - Roys FFC 13 8 5 - - 1455 1216 119.65 32 2W WWLWW - -1 - Fighting Furies 13 8 5 - - 1264 1101 114.80 32 1W WWWLW - -1 - West Coast Wonders 13 7 6 - - 1237 1232 100.41 28 1W WLLLW - -2 - Sin City Swamprats 13 7 6 - - 1189 1262 94.22 28 1W LWWLW +1 -2 - Gold City Royals 13 6 7 - - 1298 1376 94.33 24 1L LWLWL -1 -3 - Baghdad Bombers 13 6 7 - - 1340 1608 83.33 24 1L LLWWL - -3 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Las Vegas Bears 13 5 8 - - 1280 1334 95.95 20 1W LLLLW +2 -4 -1 Coney Island Warriors 13 5 8 - - 1207 1348 89.54 20 1L WLLWL -1 -4 -1 East Side Phoenix 13 4 9 - - 1368 1431 95.60 16 2L LWWLL -1 -5 -2 Gumbies FFC 13 4 9 - - 1322 1457 90.73 16 1L WLWWL - -5 -2 x - clinched finals berth
Royals and their various appearances inside the top 10's!
Kicks: 1st ShaunDuggan (21)
Marks: =2nd ShaunDuggan (8)
Handballs: 2nd krakouers85 (18)
Tackles: 1st spookism (13), =2nd Marlowe (9)
Behinds: 2nd The Filth Wizard (5), =3rd PMBangers and ShaunDuggan (4)
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GOALS: The Filth Wizard 4, MC Bad Genius 4, spookism 3, brahj 2, nahnah
BESTS: spookism, Engimal v3, Dancing Potato, The Filth Wizard, krakouers85
Short one here. Those ones hurt, we let Bonz off the leash and paid for it and now we've got two must win matches to finish off the season. This week is the bears so at least that looks winnable early on, lets get out there and make some new rugs for the fireplace!
ALSO BIG CONGRATS TO Marlowe FOR REACHING 250 GAMES LAST ROUND!
Season 32 Ladder after Round 14
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase xDragons FFC 14 10 4 - - 1492 1231 121.20 40 4W LWWWW - Ldr - xMount Buller Demons 14 10 4 - - 1495 1293 115.62 40 1W WLLLW - - - xRoys FFC 14 9 5 - - 1613 1305 123.60 36 3W WLWWW - -1 - xFighting Furies 14 8 6 - - 1346 1210 111.24 32 1L WWLWL - -2 - xWest Coast Wonders 14 8 6 - - 1346 1314 102.44 32 2W LLLWW - -2 - Sin City Swamprats 14 7 7 - - 1277 1356 94.17 28 1L WWLWL - -3 - Gold City Royals 14 6 8 - - 1387 1511 91.79 24 2L WLWLL - -4 - Baghdad Bombers 14 6 8 - - 1423 1703 83.56 24 2L LWWLL - -4 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- East Side Phoenix 14 5 9 - - 1462 1519 96.25 20 1W WWLLW +2 -5 -1 Gumbies FFC 14 5 9 - - 1428 1520 93.95 20 1W LWWLW +2 -5 -1 Las Vegas Bears 14 5 9 - - 1343 1440 93.26 20 1L LLLWL -2 -5 -1 Coney Island Warriors 14 5 9 - - 1296 1506 86.06 20 2L LLWLL -2 -5 -1 x - clinched finals berth
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We lost and it's very sad (sorry for the low effort, work is flat out and I'm struggling to keep my eyes open)
GOALS: Marlowe 3, The Filth Wizard 2, krakouers85 2, spookism 2, GreyCrow , CakeEater, Dancing Potato, MC Bad Genius, Fitzey, MrPremiership, Engimal v3
BESTS: Marlowe, krakouers85, Fitzey, MrPremiership, spookism
Season 32 Ladder after Round 15
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase xDragons FFC 15 11 4 - - 1570 1298 120.96 44 5W WWWWW - Ldr - xRoys FFC 15 10 5 - - 1712 1372 124.78 40 4W LWWWW +1 -1 - xMount Buller Demons 15 10 5 - - 1583 1413 112.03 40 1L LLLWL -1 -1 - xFighting Furies 15 8 7 - - 1374 1313 104.65 32 2L WLWLL - -3 - xWest Coast Wonders 15 8 7 - - 1413 1413 100.00 32 1L LLWWL - -3 - Sin City Swamprats 15 7 8 - - 1402 1518 92.36 28 2L WLWLL - -4 - Gumbies FFC 15 6 9 - - 1531 1548 98.90 24 2W WWLWW +3 -5 - East Side Phoenix 15 6 9 - - 1582 1607 98.44 24 2W WLLWW +1 -5 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Las Vegas Bears 15 6 9 - - 1451 1547 93.79 24 1W LLWLW +2 -5 - Gold City Royals 15 6 9 - - 1494 1619 92.28 24 3L LWLLL -3 -5 - Coney Island Warriors 15 6 9 - - 1458 1631 89.39 24 1W LWLLW +1 -5 - Baghdad Bombers 15 6 9 - - 1490 1781 83.66 24 3L WWLLL -4 -5 - x - clinched finals berth
Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts
Dragons FFC 16 11 5 - - 1634 1389 117.64 44
Roys FFC 16 10 6 - - 1814 1480 122.57 40
Mount Buller Demons 16 10 6 - - 1652 1529 108.04 40
Fighting Furies 16 9 7 - - 1482 1415 104.73 36
West Coast Wonders 16 8 8 - - 1473 1502 98.07 32
Sin City Swamprats 16 8 8 - - 1516 1592 95.22 32
Gumbies FFC 16 7 9 - - 1622 1612 100.62 28
East Side Phoenix 16 7 9 - - 1670 1684 99.17 28
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Las Vegas Bears 16 7 9 - - 1540 1607 95.83 28
Gold City Royals 16 7 9 - - 1610 1688 95.38 28
Coney Island Warriors 16 6 10 - - 1535 1719 89.30 24
Baghdad Bombers 16 6 10 - - 1564 1895 82.53 24
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GOALS; ShaunDuggan 3, MC Bad Genius 3, grumbleguts 2, spookism 2, PMBangers 2, The Filth Wizard 2, brahj 2, nahnah, BRAB
BESTS; ShaunDuggan, Marlowe, spookism, MC Bad Genius, Fitzey
WOW, what a season it's been Royals both on and off the Qooty field, and whilst we weren't rewarded with a finals run this season due to our own poor form in the final few weeks, we've had a good one overall. Looking at the stats from Barrybran, all of Blacky, Smartys Power, MrPremiership, ShaunDuggan, krakouers85, nahnah, CakeEater, MC Bad Genius, The Filth Wizard, GreyCrow, Marlowe, spookism were top 5 by their position in the league, that's more representatives than any other side, so I think that highlights how unlucky we are overall not to be playing more than 16 this season.
Off the Qooty field there was a lot to be happy and proud about, with three really good rookies in krakouers85, Dancing Potato and Engimal v3 coming in and livening up the place a bit, along with recruit MC Bad Genius bringing across his league wide famous '20 question Tuesdays' and 'Top 10 Thursdays', there's been a lot of chatter in the Royals threads. Whilst posting numbers aren't everything, it was a really good season in that regard, even with the usual repeat fixtures slump. A side note here, I am ******* fuming that Marlowe didn't post one more time, and can only assume that this was intentional
Also congratulations to The Filth Wizard (300), spookism (300), boncer34 (450), Marlowe (250), Danger in Texas (150), MrPremiership (100), grumbleguts (100), and MC Bad Genius (50) on hitting milestone games this season, after 51 games myself I can only imagine the insanity you've been exposed to over your time here
So with that, Season 32 is done and dusted, but we'll be back in S33, bigger, better and with a vengeance!
still have no idea how a ruck rover won an award specifically meant to not be given to ruck rovers.And finally, taking out the Season 32 Easty Medal for the Royals Best and Fairest, the best player in the comp in S32 (I don't care what the Mobbs tally was), taking out the TFLUA-Tiger Award and earning a spot in the All-SFA midfield, please be upstanding for the wonderful spookism!