Official Team Thread The Official Team Thread Of The Gold City Royals - Season 32 - Best Served Cold

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Did you wake up this morning thinking a Minecraft video would put that smile on your dial?
Expecting nothing but years tonight tbh so was a nice surprise :D
 

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Verbal meme

The goon dunking The Dude's head into the toilet bowl asking where the ****ing money is, but it's PMBangers dunking The Half Back's head into the toilet bowl asking where the match threads are.
 
Tuesday threads are the norm but today is suspiciously taking a while.
Need to present our own fun eh?
Verbal meme

The goon dunking The Dude's head into the toilet bowl asking where the ******* money is, but it's PMBangers dunking The Half Back's head into the toilet bowl asking where the match threads are.
"why are you dunking yourself?" (flush)
"why are you dunking yourself?" (flush)
 

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beez season approaching
**** whatever y'all been hearing
**** what, **** whatever y'all been wearing
Headless about to come alive again
Soon as he pulls up and parks the Benz
We get this bitch shaking like Parkinsons
Take my number and lock it in
Indian hair, no moccasins
It's too many hoes in this house of sin


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beez season approaching
fu** whatever y'all been hearing
fu** what, fu** whatever y'all been wearing
Headless about to come alive again
Soon as he pulls up and parks the Benz
We get this b*tch shaking like Parkinsons
Take my number and lock it in
Indian hair, no moccasins
It's too many hoes in this house of sin


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Your unpredictability is welcoming
 
84 days without a win?

Yikes, looks like the vintage Royals are back.

Everything is nice and relaxed though at least.

Real calm demeanour around the club these days.


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ROUND 3 V LAS VEGAS BEARS (AWAY)

LVB 1.5 | 4.9 | 11.16 | 17.18 120
GCR 2.4 | 5.10 | 7.11 | 11.13 79

GOALS:
The Filth Wizard, grumbleguts 3, Ulahoopski 2, nahnah, GreyCrow, spookism
BESTS: Fitzey, krakouers85, Blacky, spookism, Marlowe

Junior Co-Captains Address

It was a funny old game where it didn't feel like we were making a whole lot of mistakes, things just weren't going our way with the umpires and our marking was poor for the most part out of defence, rest assured that 'deep fried butter' will no longer be on the pregame menu! We gave up some easy ball that we shouldn't have and the Bears capitalised, full credit to them, but that's the best Qooty they'll play all season and we haven't even started the car yet, make no mistake about it we're coming, we're just on Royals time

What is obvious currently is how much some our youngins' are stepping up in the absence of experience, with krakouers85 and Fitzey both putting in respectable shifts, 12 and 11 marks respectively is insane, I don't think I've got that many in my career! They'll be on tackling training this week though, time to utilise those twig arms and the cuddling time CakeEater has been giving us! The Filth Wizard and grumbleguts got 3 each, which just shows we can kick goals, it does need to get there first however

Anyway, it was a week, and you have them in Qooty, now it's eyes set for Round 4 against the Mount Buller Demons (we're away again, which is some ****ing awful fixturing NaturalDisaster) so make sure you're rested up and pack your ski equipment, manangatang has offered to roast us all some homebrew :crown: :crown:

Code:
Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Dragons FFC            3   3   -   -    -    417   328   127.13   12     3W     WWW    +1     Ldr     -
Mount Buller Demons    3   3   -   -    -    380   325   116.92   12     3W     WWW    +2      -      -
Roys FFC               3   2   1   -    -    332   278   119.42    8     2W     LWW    +4     -1      -
Baghdad Bombers        3   2   1   -    -    333   300   111.00    8     1L     WWL    -3     -1      -
Fighting Furies        3   2   1   -    -    258   274    94.16    8     1W     WLW    +3     -1      -
West Coast Wonders     3   2   1   -    -    286   324    88.27    8     1L     WWL    -3     -1      -
Las Vegas Bears        3   1   2   -    -    298   274   108.75    4     1W     LLW    +3     -2      -
Coney Island Warriors  3   1   2   -    -    339   339   100.00    4     1W     LLW    +4     -2     Ldr
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Sin City Swamprats     3   1   2   -    -    352   382    92.15    4     2L     WLL    -4     -2      -
East Side Phoenix      3   1   2   -    -    305   334    91.32    4     1L     LWL    -4     -3      -
Gold City Royals       3   -   3   -    -    263   321    81.93    -     3L     LLL    -2     -3     -1
Gumbies FFC            3   -   3   -    -    242   326    74.23    -     3L     LLL    -1     -3     -1

ROYALS IN THE WEEKLY TOP 10!
Hitouts:
6th GreyCrow (13)
Kicks: =1st spookism (16), =5th krakouers85 (15), =9th Fitzey (14)
Marks: 1st krakouers85 (12), =2nd nahnah and Fitzey (11)
Tackles: =3rd Marlowe (9), =8th spookism and GreyCrow (8)
Behinds: =2nd The Filth Wizard (5)

Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti
 

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