The Filth Wizard
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AFLW 2024 - Round 10 - Chat, game threads, injury lists, team lineups and more.
My home made beer roasting skills are reputed to be second to noneView attachment 1207644
ROUND 3 V LAS VEGAS BEARS (AWAY)
LVB 1.5 | 4.9 | 11.16 | 17.18 120
GCR 2.4 | 5.10 | 7.11 | 11.13 79
GOALS: The Filth Wizard, grumbleguts 3, Ulahoopski 2, nahnah, GreyCrow, spookism
BESTS: Fitzey, krakouers85, Blacky, spookism, Marlowe
Junior Co-Captains Address
It was a funny old game where it didn't feel like we were making a whole lot of mistakes, things just weren't going our way with the umpires and our marking was poor for the most part out of defence, rest assured that 'deep fried butter' will no longer be on the pregame menu! We gave up some easy ball that we shouldn't have and the Bears capitalised, full credit to them, but that's the best Qooty they'll play all season and we haven't even started the car yet, make no mistake about it we're coming, we're just on Royals time
What is obvious currently is how much some our youngins' are stepping up in the absence of experience, with krakouers85 and Fitzey both putting in respectable shifts, 12 and 11 marks respectively is insane, I don't think I've got that many in my career! They'll be on tackling training this week though, time to utilise those twig arms and the cuddling time CakeEater has been giving us! The Filth Wizard and grumbleguts got 3 each, which just shows we can kick goals, it does need to get there first however
Anyway, it was a week, and you have them in Qooty, now it's eyes set for Round 4 against the Mount Buller Demons (we're away again, which is some ******* awful fixturing NaturalDisaster) so make sure you're rested up and pack your ski equipment, manangatang has offered to roast us all some homebrew
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase Dragons FFC 3 3 - - - 417 328 127.13 12 3W WWW +1 Ldr - Mount Buller Demons 3 3 - - - 380 325 116.92 12 3W WWW +2 - - Roys FFC 3 2 1 - - 332 278 119.42 8 2W LWW +4 -1 - Baghdad Bombers 3 2 1 - - 333 300 111.00 8 1L WWL -3 -1 - Fighting Furies 3 2 1 - - 258 274 94.16 8 1W WLW +3 -1 - West Coast Wonders 3 2 1 - - 286 324 88.27 8 1L WWL -3 -1 - Las Vegas Bears 3 1 2 - - 298 274 108.75 4 1W LLW +3 -2 - Coney Island Warriors 3 1 2 - - 339 339 100.00 4 1W LLW +4 -2 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sin City Swamprats 3 1 2 - - 352 382 92.15 4 2L WLL -4 -2 - East Side Phoenix 3 1 2 - - 305 334 91.32 4 1L LWL -4 -3 - Gold City Royals 3 - 3 - - 263 321 81.93 - 3L LLL -2 -3 -1 Gumbies FFC 3 - 3 - - 242 326 74.23 - 3L LLL -1 -3 -1
ROYALS IN THE WEEKLY TOP 10!
Hitouts: 6th GreyCrow (13)
Kicks: =1st spookism (16), =5th krakouers85 (15), =9th Fitzey (14)
Marks: 1st krakouers85 (12), =2nd nahnah and Fitzey (11)
Tackles: =3rd Marlowe (9), =8th spookism and GreyCrow (8)
Behinds: =2nd The Filth Wizard (5)
No stress! 3 goals in a game where we only kicked 11 is a damn good performanceApologies for not posting much this season. I am here. I just have a massive workload with schools here preparing to go online at a moment's notice but STILL teaching face to face at the same time.
Nice work, Filthy - equal second!!!View attachment 1207644
ROUND 3 V LAS VEGAS BEARS (AWAY)
LVB 1.5 | 4.9 | 11.16 | 17.18 120
GCR 2.4 | 5.10 | 7.11 | 11.13 79
GOALS: The Filth Wizard, grumbleguts 3, Ulahoopski 2, nahnah, GreyCrow, spookism
BESTS: Fitzey, krakouers85, Blacky, spookism, Marlowe
Junior Co-Captains Address
It was a funny old game where it didn't feel like we were making a whole lot of mistakes, things just weren't going our way with the umpires and our marking was poor for the most part out of defence, rest assured that 'deep fried butter' will no longer be on the pregame menu! We gave up some easy ball that we shouldn't have and the Bears capitalised, full credit to them, but that's the best Qooty they'll play all season and we haven't even started the car yet, make no mistake about it we're coming, we're just on Royals time
What is obvious currently is how much some our youngins' are stepping up in the absence of experience, with krakouers85 and Fitzey both putting in respectable shifts, 12 and 11 marks respectively is insane, I don't think I've got that many in my career! They'll be on tackling training this week though, time to utilise those twig arms and the cuddling time CakeEater has been giving us! The Filth Wizard and grumbleguts got 3 each, which just shows we can kick goals, it does need to get there first however
Anyway, it was a week, and you have them in Qooty, now it's eyes set for Round 4 against the Mount Buller Demons (we're away again, which is some ******* awful fixturing NaturalDisaster) so make sure you're rested up and pack your ski equipment, manangatang has offered to roast us all some homebrew
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase Dragons FFC 3 3 - - - 417 328 127.13 12 3W WWW +1 Ldr - Mount Buller Demons 3 3 - - - 380 325 116.92 12 3W WWW +2 - - Roys FFC 3 2 1 - - 332 278 119.42 8 2W LWW +4 -1 - Baghdad Bombers 3 2 1 - - 333 300 111.00 8 1L WWL -3 -1 - Fighting Furies 3 2 1 - - 258 274 94.16 8 1W WLW +3 -1 - West Coast Wonders 3 2 1 - - 286 324 88.27 8 1L WWL -3 -1 - Las Vegas Bears 3 1 2 - - 298 274 108.75 4 1W LLW +3 -2 - Coney Island Warriors 3 1 2 - - 339 339 100.00 4 1W LLW +4 -2 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sin City Swamprats 3 1 2 - - 352 382 92.15 4 2L WLL -4 -2 - East Side Phoenix 3 1 2 - - 305 334 91.32 4 1L LWL -4 -3 - Gold City Royals 3 - 3 - - 263 321 81.93 - 3L LLL -2 -3 -1 Gumbies FFC 3 - 3 - - 242 326 74.23 - 3L LLL -1 -3 -1
ROYALS IN THE WEEKLY TOP 10!
Hitouts: 6th GreyCrow (13)
Kicks: =1st spookism (16), =5th krakouers85 (15), =9th Fitzey (14)
Marks: 1st krakouers85 (12), =2nd nahnah and Fitzey (11)
Tackles: =3rd Marlowe (9), =8th spookism and GreyCrow (8)
Behinds: =2nd The Filth Wizard (5)
Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti
No no, blame MC Bad GeniusThe PMBangers effect.
It's fair. I did just take the Dragons to their first finals-less season for some time (I believe). I couldn't even use my 1 kick for the game to get a goal. I'm a bad apple spoiling the barrel.No no, blame MC Bad Genius
Our midfield is absolutely on fire. I saw Barrybran win a Mobbs and the Wooden Spoon. Let's just keep doing what we're doing.
I feel like it's definitely not our fault this is happening, that's for sure.
Win 3 in a row and we’re a respectable 3 and 3. Easy done
We’re going 12-0 to finish the season and winning the flag.
Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase
Dragons FFC 4 4 - - - 547 401 136.41 16 4W WWWW - Ldr -
Mount Buller Demons 4 4 - - - 504 397 126.95 16 4W WWWW - - -
Roys FFC 4 3 1 - - 459 356 128.93 12 3W LWWW - -1 -
West Coast Wonders 4 3 1 - - 391 406 96.31 12 1W WWLW +2 -1 -
Coney Island Warriors 4 2 2 - - 468 457 102.41 8 2W LLWW +3 -2 -
Baghdad Bombers 4 2 2 - - 438 429 102.10 8 2L WWLL -2 -2 -
Sin City Swamprats 4 2 2 - - 481 487 98.77 8 1W WLLW +2 -2 -
Fighting Furies 4 2 2 - - 336 401 83.79 8 1L WLWL -3 -2 Ldr
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Las Vegas Bears 4 1 3 - - 380 379 100.26 4 1L LLWL -2 -3 -1
East Side Phoenix 4 1 3 - - 423 463 91.36 4 2L LWLL - -3 -1
Gold City Royals 4 - 4 - - 335 445 75.28 - 4L LLLL - -4 -2
Gumbies FFC 4 - 4 - - 315 456 69.08 - 4L LLLL - -4 -2
And I guarantee I'll return to form this week. Instead of 2 kicks for 2 behinds, I'll get my regular 1 kick and 1 goal. That'll really get up those Dragons bastards. Sorry for the disruption to service the last few weeks.View attachment 1214443
Round 4 vs Mount Buller Demons (away, again)
MBD 3.1 | 10.8 | 12.13 | 18.16 124
GCR 4.5 | 5.5 | 8.5 | 11.6 72
Goals: The Filth Wizard 3, Dancing Potato, Engimal v3, spookism 2, GreyCrow, Marlowe
Bests: spookism, GreyCrow, krakouers85, Marlowe, Fitzey
Junior Co-Captains Address
Lets start of with the positives, because as I was always told when I first started coaching, feedback should be a sh*t sandwich when working with beginners. Not a sandwich that is sh*t for a sandwich, but a sh*t surrounded by positives. Anyway, god it was a fun week, and a credit to the demons (manangatang and Callums_Guns have done well there) that we had a match thread get to 86 pages and at no point did it feel like a drag or spammy, it was a genuinely enjoyable high volume match thread with discussion going everywhere, no topic was untouched and a nice escape from what has been a pretty sh*t week for NSW and VIC, so thank you demons, and we hope that the next match thread this season is just as good (Hopefully Headless pops in, hope you're well man)
In this grand thread was a grand event of sorts, Marlowe hit triple figures for the first time in his 240 game qareer, insanity. Not only did he beat his previous record (96 from memory), he trounced it, perfection. We also saw a lot more of Fitzey, nahnah and GreyCrow which is never a bad thing, but don't forget, we're happy to hear from any and all of you in any amount <3
And now the bad, we're zero wins from 4 games, luckily Barrybran has done us a solid and made sure the Gumbies have been more of a rabble than us so we avoid the bottom of the ladder, just, for another week running. Is there a really good draft prospect we're tanking for? Anyway, we can't keep losing and I've decided that we will NOT lose this week, therefore I'm expecting season high performances from all
Speaking of this week, we have a few key things to consider. A special milestone for The Filth Wizard who will rack up game number 300, there's far more glamour and attention to come to this through the week, but make sure we have an extra special performance for him. Arguably more important than that, MC Bad Genius plays his first ever game against the Dragons after crossing over during the off season, huge game, get up for MCBG team!
Code:Team P W L D Pen For Agnst % Pts Streak L5 Change GB Chase Dragons FFC 4 4 - - - 547 401 136.41 16 4W WWWW - Ldr - Mount Buller Demons 4 4 - - - 504 397 126.95 16 4W WWWW - - - Roys FFC 4 3 1 - - 459 356 128.93 12 3W LWWW - -1 - West Coast Wonders 4 3 1 - - 391 406 96.31 12 1W WWLW +2 -1 - Coney Island Warriors 4 2 2 - - 468 457 102.41 8 2W LLWW +3 -2 - Baghdad Bombers 4 2 2 - - 438 429 102.10 8 2L WWLL -2 -2 - Sin City Swamprats 4 2 2 - - 481 487 98.77 8 1W WLLW +2 -2 - Fighting Furies 4 2 2 - - 336 401 83.79 8 1L WLWL -3 -2 Ldr ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Las Vegas Bears 4 1 3 - - 380 379 100.26 4 1L LLWL -2 -3 -1 East Side Phoenix 4 1 3 - - 423 463 91.36 4 2L LWLL - -3 -1 Gold City Royals 4 - 4 - - 335 445 75.28 - 4L LLLL - -4 -2 Gumbies FFC 4 - 4 - - 315 456 69.08 - 4L LLLL - -4 -2
Unfortunately the top 10's for the week haven't been posted yet, so everyone please leave your messages of disappointment for serial_thrilla below
Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti
You don't even know what mediocre looks like, sonluckily @Barrybran has done us a solid and made sure the Gumbies have been more of a rabble than us so we avoid the bottom of the ladder
To be fair, we're both a fair way past mediocre ...You don't even know what mediocre looks like, son