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ROUND 3 V LAS VEGAS BEARS (AWAY)

LVB 1.5 | 4.9 | 11.16 | 17.18 120
GCR 2.4 | 5.10 | 7.11 | 11.13 79

GOALS:
The Filth Wizard, grumbleguts 3, Ulahoopski 2, nahnah, GreyCrow, spookism
BESTS: Fitzey, krakouers85, Blacky, spookism, Marlowe

Junior Co-Captains Address

It was a funny old game where it didn't feel like we were making a whole lot of mistakes, things just weren't going our way with the umpires and our marking was poor for the most part out of defence, rest assured that 'deep fried butter' will no longer be on the pregame menu! We gave up some easy ball that we shouldn't have and the Bears capitalised, full credit to them, but that's the best Qooty they'll play all season and we haven't even started the car yet, make no mistake about it we're coming, we're just on Royals time

What is obvious currently is how much some our youngins' are stepping up in the absence of experience, with krakouers85 and Fitzey both putting in respectable shifts, 12 and 11 marks respectively is insane, I don't think I've got that many in my career! They'll be on tackling training this week though, time to utilise those twig arms and the cuddling time CakeEater has been giving us! The Filth Wizard and grumbleguts got 3 each, which just shows we can kick goals, it does need to get there first however

Anyway, it was a week, and you have them in Qooty, now it's eyes set for Round 4 against the Mount Buller Demons (we're away again, which is some ******* awful fixturing NaturalDisaster) so make sure you're rested up and pack your ski equipment, manangatang has offered to roast us all some homebrew :crown: :crown:

Code:
Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Dragons FFC            3   3   -   -    -    417   328   127.13   12     3W     WWW    +1     Ldr     -
Mount Buller Demons    3   3   -   -    -    380   325   116.92   12     3W     WWW    +2      -      -
Roys FFC               3   2   1   -    -    332   278   119.42    8     2W     LWW    +4     -1      -
Baghdad Bombers        3   2   1   -    -    333   300   111.00    8     1L     WWL    -3     -1      -
Fighting Furies        3   2   1   -    -    258   274    94.16    8     1W     WLW    +3     -1      -
West Coast Wonders     3   2   1   -    -    286   324    88.27    8     1L     WWL    -3     -1      -
Las Vegas Bears        3   1   2   -    -    298   274   108.75    4     1W     LLW    +3     -2      -
Coney Island Warriors  3   1   2   -    -    339   339   100.00    4     1W     LLW    +4     -2     Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sin City Swamprats     3   1   2   -    -    352   382    92.15    4     2L     WLL    -4     -2      -
East Side Phoenix      3   1   2   -    -    305   334    91.32    4     1L     LWL    -4     -3      -
Gold City Royals       3   -   3   -    -    263   321    81.93    -     3L     LLL    -2     -3     -1
Gumbies FFC            3   -   3   -    -    242   326    74.23    -     3L     LLL    -1     -3     -1

ROYALS IN THE WEEKLY TOP 10!
Hitouts:
6th GreyCrow (13)
Kicks: =1st spookism (16), =5th krakouers85 (15), =9th Fitzey (14)
Marks: 1st krakouers85 (12), =2nd nahnah and Fitzey (11)
Tackles: =3rd Marlowe (9), =8th spookism and GreyCrow (8)
Behinds: =2nd The Filth Wizard (5)
My home made beer roasting skills are reputed to be second to none 🤗
 
Apologies for not posting much this season. I am here. I just have a massive workload with schools here preparing to go online at a moment's notice but STILL teaching face to face at the same time.
 

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Apologies for not posting much this season. I am here. I just have a massive workload with schools here preparing to go online at a moment's notice but STILL teaching face to face at the same time.
No stress! 3 goals in a game where we only kicked 11 is a damn good performance
 
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ROUND 3 V LAS VEGAS BEARS (AWAY)

LVB 1.5 | 4.9 | 11.16 | 17.18 120
GCR 2.4 | 5.10 | 7.11 | 11.13 79

GOALS:
The Filth Wizard, grumbleguts 3, Ulahoopski 2, nahnah, GreyCrow, spookism
BESTS: Fitzey, krakouers85, Blacky, spookism, Marlowe

Junior Co-Captains Address

It was a funny old game where it didn't feel like we were making a whole lot of mistakes, things just weren't going our way with the umpires and our marking was poor for the most part out of defence, rest assured that 'deep fried butter' will no longer be on the pregame menu! We gave up some easy ball that we shouldn't have and the Bears capitalised, full credit to them, but that's the best Qooty they'll play all season and we haven't even started the car yet, make no mistake about it we're coming, we're just on Royals time

What is obvious currently is how much some our youngins' are stepping up in the absence of experience, with krakouers85 and Fitzey both putting in respectable shifts, 12 and 11 marks respectively is insane, I don't think I've got that many in my career! They'll be on tackling training this week though, time to utilise those twig arms and the cuddling time CakeEater has been giving us! The Filth Wizard and grumbleguts got 3 each, which just shows we can kick goals, it does need to get there first however

Anyway, it was a week, and you have them in Qooty, now it's eyes set for Round 4 against the Mount Buller Demons (we're away again, which is some ******* awful fixturing NaturalDisaster) so make sure you're rested up and pack your ski equipment, manangatang has offered to roast us all some homebrew :crown: :crown:

Code:
Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Dragons FFC            3   3   -   -    -    417   328   127.13   12     3W     WWW    +1     Ldr     -
Mount Buller Demons    3   3   -   -    -    380   325   116.92   12     3W     WWW    +2      -      -
Roys FFC               3   2   1   -    -    332   278   119.42    8     2W     LWW    +4     -1      -
Baghdad Bombers        3   2   1   -    -    333   300   111.00    8     1L     WWL    -3     -1      -
Fighting Furies        3   2   1   -    -    258   274    94.16    8     1W     WLW    +3     -1      -
West Coast Wonders     3   2   1   -    -    286   324    88.27    8     1L     WWL    -3     -1      -
Las Vegas Bears        3   1   2   -    -    298   274   108.75    4     1W     LLW    +3     -2      -
Coney Island Warriors  3   1   2   -    -    339   339   100.00    4     1W     LLW    +4     -2     Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Sin City Swamprats     3   1   2   -    -    352   382    92.15    4     2L     WLL    -4     -2      -
East Side Phoenix      3   1   2   -    -    305   334    91.32    4     1L     LWL    -4     -3      -
Gold City Royals       3   -   3   -    -    263   321    81.93    -     3L     LLL    -2     -3     -1
Gumbies FFC            3   -   3   -    -    242   326    74.23    -     3L     LLL    -1     -3     -1

ROYALS IN THE WEEKLY TOP 10!
Hitouts:
6th GreyCrow (13)
Kicks: =1st spookism (16), =5th krakouers85 (15), =9th Fitzey (14)
Marks: 1st krakouers85 (12), =2nd nahnah and Fitzey (11)
Tackles: =3rd Marlowe (9), =8th spookism and GreyCrow (8)
Behinds: =2nd The Filth Wizard (5)

Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti
Nice work, Filthy - equal second!!!
 
Our midfield is absolutely on fire. I saw Barrybran win a Mobbs and the Wooden Spoon. Let's just keep doing what we're doing.
 
It's fair. I did just take the Dragons to their first finals-less season for some time (I believe). I couldn't even use my 1 kick for the game to get a goal. I'm a bad apple spoiling the barrel.
We rot together!
 
Our midfield is absolutely on fire. I saw Barrybran win a Mobbs and the Wooden Spoon. Let's just keep doing what we're doing.

I feel like it's definitely not our fault this is happening, that's for sure.
 
I feel like it's definitely not our fault this is happening, that's for sure.

I think we all know whose fault this is.


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We’re going 12-0 to finish the season and winning the flag.


To add a positive spin I think we were 1-3 last season and just missed out on the minor premiership. Plenty of time.
 
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Round 4 vs Mount Buller Demons (away, again)

MBD 3.1 | 10.8 | 12.13 | 18.16 124
GCR 4.5 | 5.5 | 8.5 | 11.6 72

Goals:
The Filth Wizard 3, Dancing Potato, Engimal v3, spookism 2, GreyCrow, Marlowe
Bests: spookism, GreyCrow, krakouers85, Marlowe, Fitzey

Junior Co-Captains Address
Lets start of with the positives, because as I was always told when I first started coaching, feedback should be a shit sandwich when working with beginners. Not a sandwich that is shit for a sandwich, but a shit surrounded by positives. Anyway, god it was a fun week, and a credit to the demons (manangatang and Callums_Guns have done well there) that we had a match thread get to 86 pages and at no point did it feel like a drag or spammy, it was a genuinely enjoyable high volume match thread with discussion going everywhere, no topic was untouched and a nice escape from what has been a pretty shit week for NSW and VIC, so thank you demons, and we hope that the next match thread this season is just as good (Hopefully Headless pops in, hope you're well man)

In this grand thread was a grand event of sorts, Marlowe hit triple figures for the first time in his 240 game qareer, insanity. Not only did he beat his previous record (96 from memory), he trounced it, perfection. We also saw a lot more of Fitzey, nahnah and GreyCrow which is never a bad thing, but don't forget, we're happy to hear from any and all of you in any amount <3

And now the bad, we're zero wins from 4 games, luckily Barrybran has done us a solid and made sure the Gumbies have been more of a rabble than us so we avoid the bottom of the ladder, just, for another week running. Is there a really good draft prospect we're tanking for? Anyway, we can't keep losing and I've decided that we will NOT lose this week, therefore I'm expecting season high performances from all

Speaking of this week, we have a few key things to consider. A special milestone for The Filth Wizard who will rack up game number 300, there's far more glamour and attention to come to this through the week, but make sure we have an extra special performance for him. Arguably more important than that, MC Bad Genius plays his first ever game against the Dragons after crossing over during the off season, huge game, get up for MCBG team!

Code:
Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Dragons FFC            4   4   -   -    -    547   401   136.41   16     4W    WWWW     -     Ldr     -
Mount Buller Demons    4   4   -   -    -    504   397   126.95   16     4W    WWWW     -      -      -
Roys FFC               4   3   1   -    -    459   356   128.93   12     3W    LWWW     -     -1      -
West Coast Wonders     4   3   1   -    -    391   406    96.31   12     1W    WWLW    +2     -1      -
Coney Island Warriors  4   2   2   -    -    468   457   102.41    8     2W    LLWW    +3     -2      -
Baghdad Bombers        4   2   2   -    -    438   429   102.10    8     2L    WWLL    -2     -2      -
Sin City Swamprats     4   2   2   -    -    481   487    98.77    8     1W    WLLW    +2     -2      -
Fighting Furies        4   2   2   -    -    336   401    83.79    8     1L    WLWL    -3     -2     Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Las Vegas Bears        4   1   3   -    -    380   379   100.26    4     1L    LLWL    -2     -3     -1
East Side Phoenix      4   1   3   -    -    423   463    91.36    4     2L    LWLL     -     -3     -1
Gold City Royals       4   -   4   -    -    335   445    75.28    -     4L    LLLL     -     -4     -2
Gumbies FFC            4   -   4   -    -    315   456    69.08    -     4L    LLLL     -     -4     -2

Unfortunately the top 10's for the week haven't been posted yet, so everyone please leave your messages of disappointment for serial_thrilla below

Royals in the Weekly Top 10!

Hitouts:
3rd GreyCrow (19)
Handballs: =1st GreyCrow AND spookism (18)
Tackles: 5th GreyCrow (8)


Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti
 
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Round 4 vs Mount Buller Demons (away, again)

MBD 3.1 | 10.8 | 12.13 | 18.16 124
GCR 4.5 | 5.5 | 8.5 | 11.6 72

Goals:
The Filth Wizard 3, Dancing Potato, Engimal v3, spookism 2, GreyCrow, Marlowe
Bests: spookism, GreyCrow, krakouers85, Marlowe, Fitzey

Junior Co-Captains Address
Lets start of with the positives, because as I was always told when I first started coaching, feedback should be a sh*t sandwich when working with beginners. Not a sandwich that is sh*t for a sandwich, but a sh*t surrounded by positives. Anyway, god it was a fun week, and a credit to the demons (manangatang and Callums_Guns have done well there) that we had a match thread get to 86 pages and at no point did it feel like a drag or spammy, it was a genuinely enjoyable high volume match thread with discussion going everywhere, no topic was untouched and a nice escape from what has been a pretty sh*t week for NSW and VIC, so thank you demons, and we hope that the next match thread this season is just as good (Hopefully Headless pops in, hope you're well man)

In this grand thread was a grand event of sorts, Marlowe hit triple figures for the first time in his 240 game qareer, insanity. Not only did he beat his previous record (96 from memory), he trounced it, perfection. We also saw a lot more of Fitzey, nahnah and GreyCrow which is never a bad thing, but don't forget, we're happy to hear from any and all of you in any amount <3

And now the bad, we're zero wins from 4 games, luckily Barrybran has done us a solid and made sure the Gumbies have been more of a rabble than us so we avoid the bottom of the ladder, just, for another week running. Is there a really good draft prospect we're tanking for? Anyway, we can't keep losing and I've decided that we will NOT lose this week, therefore I'm expecting season high performances from all

Speaking of this week, we have a few key things to consider. A special milestone for The Filth Wizard who will rack up game number 300, there's far more glamour and attention to come to this through the week, but make sure we have an extra special performance for him. Arguably more important than that, MC Bad Genius plays his first ever game against the Dragons after crossing over during the off season, huge game, get up for MCBG team!

Code:
Team                   P   W   L   D   Pen   For  Agnst     %     Pts  Streak   L5   Change   GB    Chase

Dragons FFC            4   4   -   -    -    547   401   136.41   16     4W    WWWW     -     Ldr     -
Mount Buller Demons    4   4   -   -    -    504   397   126.95   16     4W    WWWW     -      -      -
Roys FFC               4   3   1   -    -    459   356   128.93   12     3W    LWWW     -     -1      -
West Coast Wonders     4   3   1   -    -    391   406    96.31   12     1W    WWLW    +2     -1      -
Coney Island Warriors  4   2   2   -    -    468   457   102.41    8     2W    LLWW    +3     -2      -
Baghdad Bombers        4   2   2   -    -    438   429   102.10    8     2L    WWLL    -2     -2      -
Sin City Swamprats     4   2   2   -    -    481   487    98.77    8     1W    WLLW    +2     -2      -
Fighting Furies        4   2   2   -    -    336   401    83.79    8     1L    WLWL    -3     -2     Ldr
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Las Vegas Bears        4   1   3   -    -    380   379   100.26    4     1L    LLWL    -2     -3     -1
East Side Phoenix      4   1   3   -    -    423   463    91.36    4     2L    LWLL     -     -3     -1
Gold City Royals       4   -   4   -    -    335   445    75.28    -     4L    LLLL     -     -4     -2
Gumbies FFC            4   -   4   -    -    315   456    69.08    -     4L    LLLL     -     -4     -2

Unfortunately the top 10's for the week haven't been posted yet, so everyone please leave your messages of disappointment for serial_thrilla below

Marlowe GreyCrow Smartys Power Paddles_ BRAB ShaunDuggan krakouers85 Easty nahnah Fitzey Ulahoopski Noobz0r spookism Danger in Texas The Filth Wizard (c) MrPremiership grumbleguts Blacky boncer34 MC Bad Genius brahj NTRabbit CakeEater Dancing Potato PMBangers (c) Dennis Confetti
And I guarantee I'll return to form this week. Instead of 2 kicks for 2 behinds, I'll get my regular 1 kick and 1 goal. That'll really get up those Dragons bastards. Sorry for the disruption to service the last few weeks.
 
luckily @Barrybran has done us a solid and made sure the Gumbies have been more of a rabble than us so we avoid the bottom of the ladder
You don't even know what mediocre looks like, son
 

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