The Precinct at Alberton (Formerly The Port Club)

[Doctor Feel]

The Fanta-See-Ya

Last drink of the night, gaurenteed to have you off work for six weeks with a knee injury from the walk home.

 

[OneGreatClub]

The Fanta-See-Ya

Last drink of the night, gaurenteed to have you off work for six weeks with a knee injury from the walk home.

You know, I had completely forgotten he was at our club.

 

[Del165198]

The John Butcher

John Butcher

Age

33

Ht

197cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.1

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

3.3

3star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

7.8

2star

K

4.8

2star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.4

4star

G

2.6

5star

A delicious porterhouse steak, cooked to perfection. You get one bite, then the waiter comes and grabs your plate away from you and scrapes the steak into the trash.

 

[Duck Farmer]

The Never Pear Roasted Tart

 

[malcheski]

The Finals Flan - a half baked dish served to provide a sugar hit

 

[Doctor Feel]

The Big Cum

It's just a glass of milk (seriously)

 

[malcheski]

The Big Cum

It's just a glass of milk (seriously)

Seems like a C.Cornes type dish

 

[Duck Farmer]

Seems like a C.Cornes type dish

Beach Mussel Chowder

 

[Doctor Feel]

The Hinkley Zero-Five-One-Zero

A pizza where the pieces are fed to you sequentially. You are fed 5 pieces with glass shards and pubic hair, then the last piece is the best meatlovers you've had in a long time.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

https://resources.portadelaidefc.com.au/aflc-port/document/2021/12/16/974aca0e-f64e-4399-9e45-2e5869faf0c8/The-Precinct_Menu_FA.pdf

 

[Duck Farmer]

The Hinkley Zero-Five-One-Zero

A pizza where the pieces are fed to you sequentially. You are fed 5 pieces with glass shards and pubic hair, then the last piece is the best meatlovers you've had in a long time.

When you find a bit of vegetable on your meat lover's and complain, you're constantly reminded of how you many pubic hairs you had to pick out of your teeth under the previous management.

 

[dirty2]

Do you eat stew? Try the Stuart Dew All You Can Eat menu.

Get ya picture on the wall if ya can finish it lol

 

[edgie]

The Troy Chaplin

Troy Chaplin

Age

38

Ht

195cm

Wt

97kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.8

4star

K

8.8

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

5.5

5star

T

1.8

4star

MG

194.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

6.0

4star

M

5.4

5star

T

0.6

3star

Aeroplane Jelly Trifle

After this one you have to leave a negative review

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[1954]

At the risk of upsetting the millenials, `The Precinct' is way too generic, and dare I say it Americanised for me, and just comes across as a lame attempt to attract more of the theatre goer type to the fold.

 

[Visenfest]

The Port Club is a perfect name, and there's no need to change it.

 

[chiwigi]

The Port Club is a perfect name, and there's no need to change it.

I wonder if the old head of marketing decided that name.
Then left.

 

[VineValerian]

At the risk of upsetting the millenials, `The Precinct' is way too generic, and dare I say it Americanised for me, and just comes across as a lame attempt to attract more of the theatre goer type to the fold.

Sounds like an old Hill Street Blues episode with a cop station and jailhouse lockup out back.

Of topic, but in respect of new words becoming popularised, has anyone noticed that the word "cohort" is now making it's mark two or three times a night on news services, and even seen it in the paper a fair bit too. Had to look up the online dictionary to see that it just referred to a group with shared characteristics!!!

 

[Enviable Tradition]

Are we jumping at shadows here?

Isn't the whole building "the Port Club" and "the precinct" just one part of the upstairs of "the Port Club"?

P.s. if not and your from the club reading this. Read the room for once and go with this.

 

[Doctor Feel]

Are we jumping at shadows here?

Isn't the whole building "the Port Club" and "the precinct" just one part of the upstairs of "the Port Club"?

P.s. if not and your from the club reading this. Read the room for once and go with this.

Bogans at the bottom, cashed up bogans upstairs moite.

 

[Quadzilla]

Are we jumping at shadows here?

Isn't the whole building "the Port Club" and "the precinct" just one part of the upstairs of "the Port Club"?

P.s. if not and your from the club reading this. Read the room for once and go with this.

The facebook page 'The Port club' has been renamed

 

[Duck Farmer]

At the risk of upsetting the millenials, `The Precinct' is way too generic, and dare I say it Americanised for me, and just comes across as a lame attempt to attract more of the theatre goer type to the fold.

It's a bit vanilla and nondescript and lacks bite. Something like The Gulag would cut through more.

 

[PowerLil]

The Port Precinct?

 

[RossFC]

Are we jumping at shadows here?

Isn't the whole building "the Port Club" and "the precinct" just one part of the upstairs of "the Port Club"?

P.s. if not and your from the club reading this. Read the room for once and go with this.

Could be wrong but I thought downstairs was The Port Club, upstairs was the function room.

And then coming soon, up stairs The Precinct at Alberton, downstairs the museum?

 

[Zakk Wylde]

I like "The Precinct"

 

[dirty2]

Keep it simple stupid.

I'll just call it the port club anyways...