Thoughts on us not trading Mitch Duncan, Nakia Cockatoo, Patrick Dangerfield, or pick 19+22 as a straight swap? Give us a real good melt if you could.
There was certainly a lot of speculation and conjecturing, wasn't there?
The Prodigal Son returns - Post your melts here.
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There was certainly a lot of speculation and conjecturing, wasn't there?
Two and a Half Men team now
It is all starting to make sense why Dank wants to work in sports again
This would have been good if you'd done some photoshopping.
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Yep.West Coast Eagle champ Sam Mitchell and Brisbane Lion great Luke Hodge don't have any relevancy to the topic at hand. This is all about Gold Coast legend Gary Ablett Jr. Stay on topic with the melts please.
Welcome back JoseMourinho
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IN: Pick 22, 24, 35, GOAT. Pretty handy.
Stats dont lie #freekicklittleGaryAblett
Cats will have the top 3 freekick accumulators in the league next year
Have you ever noticed the correlation between possessions, contested possessions and free kicks?
Since you're a stats man, perhaps you can start up your own 'HorkDork Data.'
Here's some info from another sporting league.
Fouls won (Top-five European leagues, 16/17)
Player Club Fouls won
Neymar Barcelona 99
Eden Hazard Chelsea 75
Lionel Messi Barcelona 51
You'll notice some of the world's best players in there- if you like, we can compare them to Selwood, Dangerfield, and Ablett.
When you're the best at what you do, the opposition will resort to breaking the rules in an attempt to stop you.
A life lesson well worth remembering in your chosen career.
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Here's a fresh 10/10 melt. Wonderful stuff.Al Queda, ISIS, Branch Davidians, IRA & the Australian Liberal Party have all brought more good into the world than Geelong Football Club.
Yes Nakia you mongrel flog, you're welcome to post this in that stinky little thread on your shittruck board where you incessantly tag me hoping I'll respond to your bullshit. In fact I invite each & every poster on the Geelong board to go **** themselves, or failing that to get high on meth & impregnate their sister which is I believe is typical behavior among the human refuse of Corio Bay.
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WOW, he isn't taking this news well is he, precious snowflake.Here's a fresh 10/10 melt. Wonderful stuff.
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Must be shattered the 3 free agents “already locked in” renegged on their “already signed contracts”.
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hilarious delusions of grandeur on display from the Hawfie knobs.
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Hartung, O'Rourke and Kade Stewart yet to be offered contracts. Maybe our Hawfie friends had their wires crossed and those were the 3 'big fish' that were going to be signed?
Out.....IN: Pick 22, 24, 35, GOAT. Pretty handy.
And there we have it, without provocation another vanilla Hawf poster reaches far enough down to pull up 08.
What happened to those 3 big signings you Hawfs apparently had “locked in” this year..?
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What is it with you Hawfies and fisting?
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Their anooses are so destroyed after 63,09,16,17 that fists are the only thing that even touch the sides now.
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Cheers flog
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A front runner akin to Thyril & a depth player not good enough to be consistently in the best 22.
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These hawfie supporters have clearly been on the good shit over at Josh Thurgood's house all season long.
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I am confused by the thread title!
'The prodigal son' is a parable about a greedy little campaigner who grabs a shitload of cash then runs off to a far away place, only to discover after a few years that he's moved to a disaster zone and desperately begs to come home.
When he arrives home (instead of being told to **** right off because hes a disloyal little shit) he is welcomed with open arms and showered with riches from the pockets of those that stayed loyal, thereby incurring their envy.
There is also something about a 'swollen calf' or something in there as well.
Pictured below in Rembrandts masterpiece- the bald headed little prodigal returns to the fold (it looks like hes getting a shoulder massage for some reason...)
Now I ask you, how could any of this possibly relate to Gary Ablett??????????????
Luv ya Gaz.
'The prodigal son' is a parable about a greedy little campaigner who grabs a shitload of cash then runs off to a far away place, only to discover after a few years that he's moved to a disaster zone and desperately begs to come home.
When he arrives home (instead of being told to **** right off because hes a disloyal little shit) he is welcomed with open arms and showered with riches from the pockets of those that stayed loyal, thereby incurring their envy.
There is also something about a 'swollen calf' or something in there as well.
Pictured below in Rembrandts masterpiece- the bald headed little prodigal returns to the fold (it looks like hes getting a shoulder massage for some reason...)
Now I ask you, how could any of this possibly relate to Gary Ablett??????????????
Luv ya Gaz.
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You know they would’ve won the 2011 flag if they’d made it that far tho.
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So, shall we talk about those 3 big signings you had “locked in” this year..?
