The seagulls are a real problem at the MCG, how should they deal with them?

[HugeJohnson]

Watching the Port v Melbourne game, the seagulls were a real distraction to the spectacle, and it has me wondering what can they do to ward them off when there's a game being played in the trenches.

Every second week Nick Daicos runs around out there without an opponent picking up cheap scabs off the back of a pack, tonight we had Clayton Oliver

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Clayton Oliver

Age

27

Ht

189cm

Wt

88kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.8

5star

K

9.5

4star

HB

18.4

5star

M

3.2

3star

T

6.3

5star

CL

6.3

5star

D

25.1

5star

K

11.1

4star

HB

14.0

5star

M

3.6

4star

T

5.6

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

19.2

5star

K

4.6

2star

HB

14.6

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

4.4

5star

CL

3.8

5star

, Judd McVee, and Tom Sparrow

32

Tom Sparrow

Age

24

Ht

183cm

Wt

85kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

3.0

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

2star

HB

9.0

4star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

3star

CL

3.0

4star

D

15.0

4star

K

6.0

3star

HB

9.0

5star

M

1.0

1star

T

2.0

4star

CL

3.0

5star

running around unattended racking up cheap stats. What can we do to stop this scourge and make football at the MCG watchable again?

 

[TheGhostOfJohnBelushi]

 

[SC_Power]

Change the kick in rule back to staying within the square.

Lots of hot chips back there at the moment,

 

[Bushdid911]

Give them Melbourne memberships and watch them disappear come winter

 

[Roobs321]

I feel like the trolling gulls circle in pencil dees winter games against travelling interstate, and then bring out the felt tip when finals slip away. The gulls remember your past and ruthlessly expose low turnouts. Maybe some saboteur attendants plant chips all around the G too ala Easter eggs.

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Build a roof

 

[the harry]

Have more than 15% of the stadium filled

 

[Del165198]

I like how every reply didn't read the actual OP and missed the joke

 

[Professor Knowall]

I like how every reply didn't read the actual OP and missed the joke

But the second post was aimed directly at the OP.

 

[Mr Meow]

What eats seagulls? Shouldn't we just fill the G with them?

 

[Cyclops]

I like how every reply didn't read the actual OP and missed the joke

It was a pretty ordinary joke and the replies were funnier.

 

[ibd77]

I like how every reply didn't read the actual OP and missed the joke

The above image still applies

 

[M Malice]

 

[Nugett]

Move Melbourne to Marvel

 

[MisterMarcus]

Watching the Port v Melbourne game, the seagulls were a real distraction to the spectacle, and it has me wondering what can they do to ward them off when there's a game being played in the trenches.

Every second week Nick Daicos runs around out there without an opponent picking up cheap scabs off the back of a pack, tonight we had Clayton Oliver, Judd McVee, and Tom Sparrow running around unattended racking up cheap stats. What can we do to stop this scourge and make football at the MCG watchable again?

 

[Scritchyscroony]

Could just get Pendles to run around bouncing balls off their heads.