Entertainment & Music The Simpsons part 2

[Knighta21]

Grampa: "I fell 8000ft on to a pile of jagged rocks... offcourse people were tougher in those days, I was Jitterbugging that very night."

 

[kwame]

 

[Dagless]

Grampa: "I fell 8000ft on to a pile of jagged rocks... offcourse people were tougher in those days, I was Jitterbugging that very night."

 

[Smoooothy]

Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!?

Who’s been screwing with this thing?

 

[d33my]

Highly recommend watching the foreign language versions on YouTube.
You have NFI what they're saying but you still laugh because you know the joke.

[YOUTUBE]E6xS8NsaqW0[/YOUTUBE]

 

[kfc1]

You feeling stupid? I know I am!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[showdownhero]

Epic gif is epic

Saved

 

[moistie]

 

[Super Hans]

The waiting game sucks, let's play hungry hungry hippos.

 

[moistie]

 

[moistie]

Woohoo! Look at that blubber fly!
Nurse, cancel my 2 o'clock.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[d33my]

That last GIF had no effect on me whatsover.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

That last GIF had no effect on me whatsover.

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough! I'm going to clown college!

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Tigerdrive]

Did you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up?

 

[gareth36]

Every time i hear that new song jar of hearts it always reminds me of milhouse's dad sing "can i borrow a feeling"

That song is hilarious.

Milhouses dad: how about it louanne will you marry me.... Again.

Louanne:......... Eeewww noo

Milhouses dad: well can i at least have my shirts back.

Louannes boyfriend: okay you heard the lady take it outside.

LOL one of the funniest simpsons moments.

But nothing beats when nelson insults the tall man in the small car.
That is my number one simpsons moment of all time.

 

[fishguts]

I think I picked out my favourite line recently.

In the episode where Homer believes Bart is turning gay, so in an attempt to make him straight, decides to take him hunting with himself, Barney and Moe.

Moe: "So Bart, you ever been hunting before?"

Bart: "Nah, something about being with a bunch of guys alone in the woods, seems kinda gay."

*silence*

In the context of the episode, it is a brilliant line.

 

[wce4premiership]

Homers "sugar pile speech"
the "you'll have to speak up im wearing a towel"
the whole monster island misinterpretation

and anything to do with lionel hutz

Can't think of any better simpsons moments, there are plenty in this bracket though.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Comic Book Guy: Last night’s Itchy & Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
Bart: Hey, I know it wasn’t great, but what right do you have to complain?
Comic Book Guy: As a loyal viewer, I feel they owe me.
Bart: For what? They’re giving you thousands of hours of entertainment for free. What could they possibly owe you? If anything, you owe them.
Comic Book Guy: Worst episode ever.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

“I sleep in a racing car. Do you?”
“No. I slept in a warm bed with my wife”