Entertainment & Music The Simpsons part 2

[coldpieswarmbeer]

It's from season 14 and not humourous.

i hate snobs like you. if he finds it funny its ok. secondly; you're the last person to be an authority on humour on bigfooty

 

[Burzum]

no i'm not, you are

 

[360noscope]

[YOUTUBE]I6qpQzK2Rj4&feature=player_embedded#at=54[/YOUTUBE]

12 yards long, Two lanes wide
65 tons of American Pride!
Canyonerrro!!

 

[centrelink1]

i hate snobs like you. if he finds it funny its ok. secondly; you're the last person to be an authority on humour on bigfooty

Lawd. So terribly wrong.

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

5 minutes = average time to respond when someone quoted you in this thread
posts per day: ~10

its ok.. you can have the title.

 

[Burzum]

lol.6.

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

5 minutes again. well done

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

 

[Swans120]

Urge to kill fading...fading...fading...RISING...fading...fading...gone.

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That's it, kids. Suckle on daddy's sugar ball.

 

[MorabitoISGUN]

Hey... Youre right, first thing tomorrow I'm gonna go up to him and say lenny, I mean Carl..

 

[Burzum]

5 minutes again. well done

4 and 2 minutes for you.

u mad?

 

[coldpieswarmbeer]

lol @ waiting 10+ minutes longer before u posed that.

by the way stop ruining the thread.

'Bart I don't want to alarm you but I think that there may be one or more BOGEYMEN!'

 

[Andre]

First Guy: Hey, Waylon!
Second Guy: Who's the bear? Ruff!
Third Guy: Oooh, is this the Mr. Burns you're always talking about?
Smithers: No, he's nobody! Shut up, Stewart!
Homer: Nice to meet you Stewart!

As an example of how far the show has fallen this is great.

 

[Brad Goodman]

Come on Waylon, make love to me the way you used to.

No.

 

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[Byron_Clanger]

One of my personal favourite parts

 

[EagleMan87]

Hey... Youre right, first thing tomorrow I'm gonna go up to him and say lenny, I mean Carl..

That's it, I'm going to march right up to Al and say -- Steve! I mean, Al!

 

[MorabitoISGUN]

One of my personal favourite parts

We traveled 2000 miles for this

 

[MorabitoISGUN]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

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[juddsentant517]

"I need to buy some time"
Apu's mother falls over
"That'll do nicely"

One of the best threads on Bigfooty.

"I saw that he was wearing sneakers ... for sneaking. He was also moving more vertically than usual. finally, and most important of all, he has the worlds largest zirconium in his bedroom".

 

[frantelle]

Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"

Homer: Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice and painful scaldings pay off.
Clerk: Four pounds of grease. That comes to... sixty-three cents.
Homer: Woo-hoo!
Bart: Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.
Homer: Yeah, but your mum paid for that.
Bart: But, doesn't she get her money from you?
Homer: And I get my money from grease. What's the problem?

Homer: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
Marge: With cans of grease?
Homer: No! Through savings and wise investment. Of course with grease!

 

[TheDoctor11]

[YOUTUBE]ZkpyZws4bJ8[/YOUTUBE]

We're talking sooooooooooooftball, from Maine to San Diego