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Lenny: Hey look, Homer's got one of those robot cars!
*car crashes*
Carl: Yeah, one of those American robot cars...
 
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
 

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Simon: Meet Maggie Simpson, IQ 167
Lise: But, but my IQ is only 159! Does that mean Maggie is smarter than me?
Simon: That's right. Because 167 is a bigger number than 159. Do you see how that works?
 

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Lisa: Bart, just get out of here.
Bart Simpson: Hey, you get out out. It's a free country.
Lisa: That doesn't make any sense.
Bart Simpson: I know you are, but what am I?
Lisa: Get out, get out!
Bart Simpson: All right. But on my way, I'm going to be doing this...
[windmills his arms]
Bart Simpson: If you get hit, it's your own fault.
Lisa: Okay, then I'm going to start kicking air, like this...
[kicks up her foot]
Lisa: And if any part of you should fill that air...
[kicks up her other foot]
Lisa: It's *your* own fault.
 
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