Official Team Thread The Sin City Swamprats S25 Official Team Thread - I won.

[Ant Bear]

ESTABLISHED: SFA SEASON 4
PREMIERSHIPS: 1 (S6)
HOME GROUND: THE UNDERGROUND STADIUM
COLOURS: BLACK, WHITE, SILVER AND RED

S25 Guernseys:
Home:

Away:

CLUB SONG
Beer, beer the black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry
Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pissed glory!

SWAMPRAT ANTHEM
Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair

MOBBENFUHRER MEDALLISTS: MannumPower S20, Ant Bear S22, Noobz0r S23
FRED (ALF ANDREWS) MEDALLISTS: Groove S4, Gray Day S22
DEESTROY MEDAL: Total Power S4
FRANKSTON ROVER: Cloud_ S22, Millky95 S23

HONOUR ROLL

S25 Roster
​

1. Ant Bear (C)
4. Dingster (VC)​

89. sportsmaniac89 (LG)
3. ShaunDuggan (LG)
17. philreich (LG)
05. edgie (R)

6. bergholt
8. Obeanie1 (R)
9. Sublime​

10. katmanblue

12. Bicko (R)
14. GotTheGoodes (R)
16. Sleezy​

19. Macca19
20. gaskin
21. rickety (R)
23. sataris (R)

26. Quadzilla
37. Cheval
42. wharfie_1870
44. ChristopHaha​

45. ant555
64. Firestarter
72. Fizzler

74. Jonts
88. Power Raid
100,000 TradeDraft

*NOTE: #2 HAS BEEN RETIRED INDEFINITELY

OUTS: Cloud_ (Royals), Butler (Royals), drazah (RIP), Grav (retired), Gray Day (nuked), Louis Slungpue (nuked) NarrowMind (delisted), NEGAN (delisted), Far Kern (disappeared)
We would like to thank all departed players for their service

INS: ant555 (Baghdad Bombers), GotThe Goodes (Rookie), Bicko (Rookie), Firestarter (Not a rookie), Obeanie1 (Rookie), TradeDraft (Rookie), rickety ((Rookie), edgie (Rookie), sataris (Rookie)



THE CREED:​

We the players and management of the Alberton/Sin City Swamprats Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.​

To do this we believe -

There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special

That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour​

We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.​

Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.​

Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.
​

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[Ant Bear]

Round 1 vs Gold City Royals at The Underground (Heritage Week)*

Friday: All Time Greatest Swamprats XX vs All Time Greatest Royals XX​

Round 2 vs West Coast Wonders at The Colosseum
Round 3 vs Baghdad Bombers at The Underground
Round 4 vs Roys FFC at Brunswick Junction Oval (Fatty Lumpkin Memorial)
Round 5 vs Las Vegas Bears at The Stadium In The Sky
Round 6 vs East Side Hawks at The Underground
Round 7 vs Dragons FFC at Dragon Island
Round 8 vs Mount Buller Demons at The Underground
Round 9 vs Gumbies FFC at The Underground
Round 10 vsConey Island Warriors at Van Cortland Park
Round 11 vs Fighting Furies FQC at The rfctigerarmy Hippodrome
Round 12 vs Gold City Royals at The Golden Throne
Round 13 vs West Coast Wonders at The Underground
Round 14 vs Baghdad Bombers at Abdu Prison
Round 15 vs Roys FFC at The Underground
Round 16 vs Las Vegas Bears at The Underground

*During Heritage Week, every club will name their greatest ever team, and a match will be simulated against the opponent (ie The Royals). Each of these Heritage Games will take place on a different day. Our game is scheduled for Friday.

Friday: All Time Greatest Swamprats XX vs All Time Greatest Royals XX

 

[Ant Bear]

reserved for milestones

 

[Ant Bear]

Reserved for mission statement

 

[NaturalDisaster]

reserved

 

[Ant Bear]

GUERNSEY PRESENTATIONS:

Welcome all to the new team thread. The new kits are in the OP, and each listed Swamprat will now be presented with their own Guernsey.

First up, the Leadership Group:

#1 Ant Bear (Captain)

Debut: S18 Round 1
Games: 120
Goals: 100
Awards: League - S22 Mobbs Medal; S22 MVP Trophy; S20/S21/S22/S23/S24 All-SFA
Club – SCS S21/S22 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal; S18 Rookie award; S22/S23/S24 Macca Medal


#4 Dingster (Vice-Captain)

Debut: For Junkyard Dogs S3 Round 2
For Las Vegas Bears S5 Round 1
For ModSquad S9 Round 1
Games: 272 (JYD 37, LVB 178 , MOD 41, SCS 16)
Goals: 112 (JYD 17, LVB 83 , MOD 1, SCS 11)
Awards: League - Premiership captain S22
Club – LVB Hall of Fame
LVB Captain S23
LVB B&F S23
LVB Premiership Player S22


#89 sportsmaniac89 (Leadership Group)

Debut: S22 R1
Games: 53
Goals: 52
Awards: Club – SCS S23 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal


#3 ShaunDuggan

Debut: For Geelong Gumbies: S11 Round 1
For West Coast Wonders S12 Round 8
For Swamprats: S17 Round 1
Games: 233 (GG 30, WCW 104, SCS 99)
Goals: 135 (GG 20, WCW 62, SCS 53)
Awards: S13 All-SFA (WCW), S15 All-SFA (WCW)
S15 Premiership Captain (WCW)
S13 WCW B&F


#17 philreich

Debut: S23 Round 1 (Mount Buller Demons)
Games: 33 (17 MBD, 16 SCS)
Goals: 23 ( MBD 6, SCS 17)
Awards: League: All-SFA S24
Club – MBD S23 Rookie Award
SCS – B&F Toots Hibbert Medal S24


Next, please make welcome our most senior clubmen


#19 Macca19 (Club Legend)

Debut: S4 Round 1
Games: 296 (SCS 269, MBD 27)
Goals: 153 (125 SCS, 28 MBD)

Awards: Club – Club Founder.
S4-S7 Captain;
S5 B&F Toots Hibbert Medal
S6 Premiership Captain


#26 Quadzilla

Debut: S7 Round 4
Games: 142
Goals: 72



#74 Jonts (Club Legend)

Debut: S16 Round 1
Games:106
Goals: 33
Awards: Club – S16 SCS co-captain


#88 Power Raid

Debut: For Gold City Royals S17 Round 1
For Swamprats S18 Round 1
Games: 137 (GCR 18, SCS 119)
Goals: 121 (GCR 27, SCS 96)
Awards: League – S18 All-SFA

 

[Ant Bear]

Next, please welcome to the stage our core posters


#6 bergholt


Debut: S24 Round 1
Games: 16
Goals: 8
Awards: SCS best rookie drazah Medal S24



#20 gaskin


Debut: S23 Round 5 for Geelong Wolves
Games: 29 (13 GW, 16 SCS)
Goals: 15 (9 GW, 6 SCS)



#37 Cheval


Debut: S23 Round 1
Games: 35
Goals: 29



#72 Fizzler


Debut: For Geelong Gumbies: S17 Round 11
Games: 52 (GG 36, SCS 16)
Goals: 30 (GG 11, SCS 19)



#44 ChristopHaha


Debut: S22 Round 1
Games: 52
Goals: 23



#42 wharfie_1870

Debut: S9 Round 1
Games: 127
Goals: 69


#10 katmanblue

Debut: S24 Round 1
Games: 16
Goals: 2


#13 Far Kern

Debut: S22 Round 1
Games: 37
Goals: 22
Awards: Club – SCS S22 Rookie Award


#9 Sublime

Debut: S20 Round 1
Games: 60
Goals: 51

 

[Ant Bear]

We are priveledged to have this league legend come to our club, taking our tally of premiership captains on the roster to 4


#45 ant555

Debut: S4 Round 1 (BigFooty Bombers)
Games: 264 (264 Bombers)
Goals: 116 (116 Bombers)
Awards: League – Deestroy Medal S7 (Bom), S24 (Bom)
S7 Premiership Captain (Bom)
Club – B&F S6 (Bom)


Please welcome these rookies, and help them prosper.





And thank you to these depth players. Hoping that some of you can re-ignite your initial interest

 

[gaskin]

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#20 gaskin


Debut: S23 Round 5 for Geelong Wolves
Games: 29 (13 GW, 16 SCS)
Goals: 15 (9 GW, 6 SCS)

That is one gorgeous jumper.

 

[philreich]

Release the draw already!!!!!!

 

[Firestarter]

I look forward to getting at least four opposition players annoyed at me every game week.

 

[Contested Marx]

"Core Poster!?"

 

[Dingster]

"Core Poster!?"

Get your core ass online tomorrow arvo for the draz game.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

ESTABLISHED: SFA SEASON 4
PREMIERSHIPS: 1 (S6)
HOME GROUND: THE UNDERGROUND STADIUM
COLOURS: BLACK, WHITE, SILVER AND RED

S25 Guernseys:
Home:

Away:

CLUB SONG
Beer, beer the black and the white
Honour the beer by day and by night
Lift that pint of stout up high
Chug down the f***er til it's dry
Whether the pub be great or be small
We'll clean it out and spew over all
While our Swamprats keep on drinking
Onwards to pissed glory!

SWAMPRAT ANTHEM
Swamprats all, let us rejoice, for we are undie free
With golden beer and rivals tears, our women we don't see
Underground we dwell, we drink and yell, we're loud and we don't care,
We live in pubs, do lots of drugs
Swamprats don't play fair.
In drunken rants, we lose our pants
Swamprats don't play fair

MOBBENFUHRER MEDALLISTS: MannumPower S20, Ant Bear S22, Noobz0r S23
ALF ANDREWS MEDALLISTS: Groove S4, Gray Day S22
DEESTROY MEDAL: Total Power S4
FRANKSTON ROVER: Cloud_ S22, Millky95 S23

HONOUR ROLL

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S25 Roster
​

1. Ant Bear (C)
4. Dingster (VC)​

89. sportsmaniac89 (LG)
3. ShaunDuggan (LG)
17. philreich (LG)

6. bergholt
7. NEGAN
8. Obeanie1 (R)
9. Sublime​

10. katmanblue

12. Bicko (R)
13. Far Kern
14. GotTheGoodes (R)
16. Sleezy​

19. Macca19
20. gaskin

26. Quadzilla
37. Cheval
42. wharfie_1870
44. ChristopHaha​

45. ant555

49. Louis Slungpue ​

64. Firestarter (R)

71. NarrowMind​

72. Fizzler

74. Jonts
88. Power Raid
*NOTE: #2 HAS BEEN RETIRED INDEFINITELY

OUTS: Cloud_ (Royals), Butler (Royals), drazah (RIP), Grav (retired), Gray Day (nuked)
We would like to thank all departed players for their service

INS: ant555 (Baghdad Bombers), GotThe Goodes (Rookie), Bicko (Rookie), Firestarter (Rookie), Obeanie1 (Rookie)


THE CREED:​

We the players and management of the Alberton/Sin City Swamprats Football Club accept the heritage which players and administrators have passed down to us. In so doing we do not intend to rest in idleness but shall strive with all our power to further the drunken revelries of our forebears.​

To do this we believe -

There is great honour and merit in getting booze when it is on special

That to be drunk one must consume at least 5 standard drinks per hour​

We believe that inebriation is well within our reach and that each member of both the team and management will suffer hangovers for the common end.​

Also we know that should we, after drinking as much as possible, still not reach a state of alcohol poisoning our efforts will become a further part of this clubs noble tradition.​

Finally we concede that there can be honour in being half cut, but to each of us honourable semi inebriation can come only after the endeavour to score enough beer and spirits has been completely exhausted.
​

View attachment 450790​

I believe Louis Slungpue has deleted his account and is no longer eligible to be listed.

 

[Fizzler]

Hyped for the new season, can't wait to become more active.

 

[Ant Bear]

I believe Louis Slungpue has deleted his account and is no longer eligible to be listed.

Thanks

 

[Ant Bear]

"Core Poster!?"

All the sweet, juicy bits have been nibbled away

 

[Power Raid]

great work and looking forward to a great season

good luck all!

 

[philreich]

I look forward to getting at least four opposition players annoyed at me every game week.

Mate, if you can start a few fires in opposition ranks, you'll not only be living up to your username, but you'll be doing us a huge favour as well .

 

[sportsmaniac89]

I look forward to getting at least four opposition players annoyed at me every game week.

Needs to be double when we play the Hawks.

 

[Contested Marx]

So I guess now is where I retract my retirement announcement?

 

[Steve Dore]

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#42 wharfie_1870

Debut: S9 Round 1
Games: 127
Goals: 69

...

I don't know how the numbers have been allocated but this is spooky. The people that know me as Wharfie IRL also know me playing under #42.

 

[Ant Bear]

I don't know how the numbers have been allocated but this is spooky. The people that know me as Wharfie IRL also know me playing under #42.

You must have chosen it way back when.

I just roll them over from the last season.

 

[Dingster]

I have cameras everywhere. I know everything about you.

EFA

 

[Ant Bear]

So I guess now is where I retract my retirement announcement?

You'll retire when I tell you you can retire