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Its darker and has more leaks than your mothers basement which you currently reside inI'm not sure how to feel about this news
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Its darker and has more leaks than your mothers basement which you currently reside inI'm not sure how to feel about this news
On the 8th of April, 2020 a notification popped up in the top right corner of my screen.
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Pictured: The PM in question
A PM from Millky95, or as I’d known him until then, Parxboy. I’d had absolutely nothing to do with The Milk Man prior to this PM and had limited knowledge of his time in the league, knowing simply it involved Ant Bear and some backstabbing. The PM contained a simple proposal; to join him in an attempt to enter a new expansion team into the league. This was my first introduction to the Pennsylvania Vampires.
Pictured: magpienato 's logo which was used in the bid
Since then, 3 years have flown by and a lot has happened in that time (including a visit to Pennsylvania, where I didn’t see any vampires ). Which got me thinking, what if? What if the team in purple, red, and black managed to get up? In this retrospective I’ll be looking over at the proposal and the list profile and comparing it to others in the leagues. So get yourself some garlic, open up the curtains, and have a stake at the ready, cause it’s time to meet the Vampires!
Pictured: Dingster flashes the pearly whites on the inaugural photo day
This thread will go over the following:
The team's initial proposal
The reaction to that proposal
Would it have mattered?
An analysis of the build up of the list and how they've faired in the seasons since
A poster by poster analysis of the list
Final thoughts
I can only assume works are underway to have TheInjuryFactory and I as co-captains?SarahSmiles, as S37 admin, I will formally grant the Vampires the SFA's 14th licence. You're just not allowed to play for them. I'm locking you up in the Royal basement.
Vampires walked so the Old Boys could run. The first try of expansion was (in hindsight) always doomed to failIt doesn't matter how good your bid was. The timing wasn't right.
Some important Posters were never going to endorse it or approve it.
Its as simple as that.
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Bastyy
Bastyy made a splash in the Sweet FA to say the least. They were set to join the Vampries after an explosive first season with the Furies. Bastyy stuck around in the Sweet FA as a player until S34 where they were delisted by the Furies. Still active in the league, and on BigFooty bastyy‘s Qooty career may not be done…
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Bastyy
Bastyy made a splash in the Sweet FA to say the least. They were set to join the Vampries after an explosive first season with the Furies. Bastyy stuck around in the Sweet FA as a player until S34 where they were delisted by the Furies. Still active in the league, and on BigFooty bastyy‘s Qooty career may not be done…
First time you haven't disappointed me in your career.
Would you like to take over as captain Greeney?First time you haven't disappointed me in your career.
I’d almost be willing to help them out for 1 season to bring in recruits and settle.Let's bring them back. The league needs controversy.
Of course, and I never back down from my wordWould you like to take over as captain Greeney?
They should revive the bid under a different brand. Here's an idea:I’d almost be willing to help them out for 1 season to bring in recruits and settle.
SarahSmiles for Captain
If they clean their watched list
It doesn't matter how good your bid was. The timing wasn't right.
Some important Posters were never going to endorse it or approve it.
Its as simple as that.
An elite private girls school? That might catch onThey should revive the bid under a different brand. Here's an idea:
The Chiropteran Young Bloods.
Basically the concept would be that the expansion bid are a team representing an elite private school institution that plays out in Spotswood. It's a fresh, innovative idea that hasn't been explored yet and will no doubt capture the imagination of the SFA.
More to the point, who actively watches threads?!I don't even know HOW to clear them without unwatching them?!
DoneClick on the eye
Then…
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Then scroll down the bottom, you can use ‘select all’ to do your actions
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If you can’t work it out pm me
That goes for the rest of you untidy nuffies.