The Weird Al Yankovic 'parody and troll a club's song' FlogALong

[Elmer_Hauser]

See the Druggies Shoot Up Up.
Down at Napier St Essendon
Jobe Watson thought he got his 15 minutes of fame
All he got though was being mounted in footy's hall of shame
See the Druggies Shoot Up Up
Their supporters are pap smears
See The Druggies Shoot Up Up

 

[Footy Is The Win]

We are the Navy blues
Old, dark

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Scum of the West
Bin dipping from the Salvos
We'll come out begging
Pissants through and through

 

[Footy Is The Win]

's a grand old flag
Some more crap about a flag
Something 'bout an emblem
Me and you
Now we're called Narrm
Narrm rhymes with farm
I just done a poo

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

We're the team,
that likes to dress in drag

 

[Cyclops]

...our style is retrograde...

Did lol, small bright spot in a shit thread.

 

[MisterMarcus]

In light of Thursday night, I think this needs a boost.


We've got the power to lose
And there's no excuse
Come on! Port Adelaide submission!
We've got the power to choke
It's more than a joke
It's a true Port Adelaide tradition!

We'll always stop stop stop
And we'll flop flop flop
There's donuts here in the making!
Port Power to fail
We'll never prevail
Until straight sets are ours for the taking!
POWER!

 

[frggr]

We are the stinky poos
We are the old, fat stinky poos
We're the team that always lets you down
We're the only team that can't score goals

We have no champions
They like to trade out
Each games a damn rout
And they'll know that we've been playing
By the smell of our poos