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why? are you going to let him play wheel barrows with you?
 

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Not sure who I'd take home between the above and the bulldog to be honest. Who's the skank TMM?!?
my girlfriend. I wish.

I only looked at the bazoongas when I picked her...

Seriously, you wouldnt tap thato_O

did you like my use of the "err what" emoticon Doris? itwas my first time....could you tell?
 
my girlfriend. I wish.

I only looked at the bazoongas when I picked her...

Seriously, you wouldnt tap thato_O

did you like my use of the "err what" emoticon Doris? itwas my first time....could you tell?

She's a skank.

Would only shoot a load in each orifice twice.

EDIT: And one on the jugs.
 
good story, I like it as much as the sperm is an anti ageing cream.

will tell all woman I meet I read this fact in a medical journal.

Yes, gotta love the "rich in vitamin E and good for the skin" story.

I tell my vegetarian wife it's a good source of protein. :D
 
Yes, gotta love the "rich in vitamin E and good for the skin" story.

I tell my vegetarian wife it's a good source of protein. :D
tell your wife you read it in a animal liberation newsletter that all female vegetarians should consumea shot daily for a balanced diet.

tell her its like almonds but 1000 times more powerful.
 
tell your wife you read it in a animal liberation newsletter that all female vegetarians should consumea shot daily for a balanced diet.

tell her its like almonds but 1000 times more powerful.

I'll also add it's even more effective as a suppository!
 

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Eagles, magpies, crows and the hawks..

We all know that an eagle dominates a hawk, who stops swooping on the prey the moment it sees an eagle above.. Magpies are just dodgy mofos that aim for people when they're backs are turned.. So up until now the eagles rule. But wait a second! There's the sly crow circling around that brings bad luck for other teams.. Perhaps the crow will be the "black" bird and once again appear from nowhere in numbers and claim the carcass (cup) that is rightfully there's...

Cheers fellow birds :D


Sorry mate but grand finals aren't won at AAMI stadium.

You're only delaying the inevitable.
 

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