Theories you and your mates have developed

[r dub 19]

Almost every time i'm around my mates one of us comes up with a theory that we all tend to belive, most of them are about women however. Here are a few theories we believe to be true:

After a big night out with alot of alchol consumption, the next morning your facial hair seems to have grown back more than usual.

Russian girls are either extremely hot or really ugly.

There is always one dealer at the casino that you always seem to lose against.

Girls are more flirtacious towards you when you have a girlfriend.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Almost every time i'm around my mates one of us comes up with a theory that we all tend to belive, most of them are about women however. Here are a few theories we believe to be true:

After a big night out with alot of alchol consumption, the next morning your facial hair seems to have grown back more than usual.

Russian girls are either extremely hot or really ugly.

There is always one dealer at the casino that you always seem to lose against.

Girls are more flirtacious towards you when you have a girlfriend.

the girl friend l can relate too,damm bitches trying to pick you up when you already have a GF

 

[Ron]

That if you drive past a cop car going the other way you can speed up a little because there wont be another one for a few minutes.

 

[weagles_fan]

That if you drive past a cop car going the other way you can speed up a little because there wont be another one for a few minutes.

What if there's gunfire or something that the police have been alerted to. Pretty sure they'd bring more than 1 car and they may not be directly behind each other due to traffic.

 

[beez]

That 18yo girls will always put out

 

[Macca19]

That the spat/poured out wine in spitoons at wineries are collected and sold as clean skins.

 

[Ron]

What if there's gunfire or something that the police have been alerted to. Pretty sure they'd bring more than 1 car and they may not be directly behind each other due to traffic.

Yes but if they were heading to a gun fight they would have sirens on, and that is a different situation. If they are just driving around it is rare to see one near another one.

 

[BleasePlease]

Almost every time i'm around my mates one of us comes up with a theory that we all tend to belive, most of them are about women however. Here are a few theories we believe to be true:

After a big night out with alot of alchol consumption, the next morning your facial hair seems to have grown back more than usual.

Russian girls are either extremely hot or really ugly.

There is always one dealer at the casino that you always seem to lose against.

Girls are more flirtacious towards you when you have a girlfriend.

haha totally agree with this one, thought it might have just been me but it ovviously isnt

 

[Johnson#26]

Whenever you lose a tennis ball after you've hit it and the bowler goes to look for it, after however long you eventually decide to join the search, but the moment you arrive at the location the bowler is looking for the ball, he picks it up, thus you walked for no reason.

 

[Jizza9]

My mates and I have a theory that you can rate how good your friends are by how comfortable the silences are.

So with good mates you can just sit there with them and have silence for 5-10 mins and it doesn't matter.

But with friends or aqaintances you might not be as close with, if you just sit there in silence it feels really awkward and you have to force conversation, or make some lame excuse to leave.

 

[Johnson#26]

Jizza9, absolutely agree.

One along a similar theme is a belief I have which states that you don't shake hands with your closest mates, you just don't need to do it.

 

[Mario the Lothario]

Girls are more flirtacious towards you when you have a girlfriend.

This isn't theory, it's a fact.

 

[Darcy S]

One thing I've noticed is that people (particularly teens) who have really odd names tend to either be massive nerds or absolutely hilarious.

 

[hawks_time]

This isn't theory, it's a fact.

You are a Lothario after all, Mario.

 

[GPW1]

Yes but if they were heading to a gun fight they would have sirens on, and that is a different situation. If they are just driving around it is rare to see one near another one.

if theyre heading to a gun fight i dont think theyd be too worried about some bloke heading the other way going 5ks over the speed limit anyway.

 

[PendlePie]

Bitches be crazy

This continues to be proved time and time again.

 

[neddy36]

I like the theory about time and life.....

People always say, every year goes faster and faster. Well it seems this way because when you are younger a year is a larger percentage of your life. Every year that percentage becomes smaller and smaller, hence the time goes faster and faster from your perspective.

 

[cammo84]

I like the theory about time and life.....

People always say, every year goes faster and faster. Well it seems this way because when you are younger a year is a larger percentage of your life. Every year that percentage becomes smaller and smaller, hence the time goes faster and faster from your perspective.

That's one of mine too

 

[magic_johnson!]

I like the theory about time and life.....

People always say, every year goes faster and faster. Well it seems this way because when you are younger a year is a larger percentage of your life. Every year that percentage becomes smaller and smaller, hence the time goes faster and faster from your perspective.

.+1.

 

[Diesel_2000]

The years between 19-23 go so quick, that you still think you're 19 when you're actually 23.

 

[Poetic Justice]

The clothes a girl wears is directly proportionate to her willingness to put out. (ie: how hard they are to remove)

 

[Thrust]

My mates and I have a theory that you can rate how good your friends are by how comfortable the silences are.

So with good mates you can just sit there with them and have silence for 5-10 mins and it doesn't matter.

But with friends or aqaintances you might not be as close with, if you just sit there in silence it feels really awkward and you have to force conversation, or make some lame excuse to leave.

Do your mates happen to talk to vincent vega or mia wallace?

 

[flash2]

Me and one particular mate develop theories regarding lots of things, basically over-exaggerations of the facts. They aren't too far off the mark though.

 

[Jizza9]

Do your mates happen to talk to vincent vega or mia wallace?

I had no idea what you were talking about, but looked it up and found the quote and that's exactly what I'm talking about, I'll have to ask my mates if they've seen the movie.

MIA WALLACE: Don't you hate that?
VINCENT VEGA: What?
MIA: Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
VINCENT: I don't know. That's a good question.
MIA: That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the f*** up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

 

[r dub 19]

The clothes a girl wears is directly proportionate to her willingness to put out. (ie: how hard they are to remove)

brilliant!