Things more likely to win a premership than the MFC

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[Biffinator]

Things more likely two win a premiership than the Melbourne Football Club over the next 5 years.

I'll kick it off...

GilhamIsGod, you are always a source of edification, if not inspiration, so well done.

I am deeply puzzled as to why so many Carlton Uber-Flogs are attracted to your postings - like blowflies to dog-poo in some ways - but as they say, the jungle holds many mysteries.

GilhamIsGod, there is a saying in circulation: because of Mozart it is all over by the age of seven.

In light of your brilliance, inspiration, intellectual mettle and God-given talent, could we not rephrase this to say "Because of GilhamIsGod, it is all over by the moment of conception."

What do you think? Is it on the mark?

Biffinator.

 

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[boozeDragon]

GilhamIsGod, you are always a source of edification, if not inspiration, so well done.

I am deeply puzzled as to why so many Carlton Uber-Flogs are attracted to your postings - like blowflies to dog-poo in some ways - but as they say, the jungle holds many mysteries.

GilhamIsGod, there is a saying in circulation: because of Mozart it is all over by the age of seven.

In light of your brilliance, inspiration, intellectual mettle and God-given talent, could we not rephrase this to say "Because of GilhamIsGod, it is all over by the moment of conception."

What do you think? Is it on the mark?

I also know that you're well on your way to deciphering Etruscan - all power to you.

Biffinator.

So what are you, the dung beetle?

-gIg

 

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........man.........really bad time to be eating my sandwich.....suddenly not very hungry

 

[boozeDragon]

........man.........really bad time to be eating my sandwich.....suddenly not very hungry

Because you wish someone was feeding it to you as well?

 

[Biffinator]

So what are you, the dung beetle?

-gIg

No, Charles Bronson style, I am here to "take out the trash."

If this thread is you at your most inspired, GilhamIsGod, well, if you get your shit together, well, one day you might be just the man who uncovers the ingredients of the Secret Sauce in Big Macs.

I know you can do it. Think small (as this is your next category up)

Biffinator.

PS, as an aside, GiG, are you in possession of the Collective Bay 13 Bull-Worker (it has been doing the rounds of late - Kreuze Missile was hogging it for a while in an attempt to move up the Uber-Flog ranks). God knows you need it if this thread is the best you can regurgitate.

 

[boozeDragon]

No, Charles Bronson style, I am here to "take out the trash."

If this thread is you at your most inspired, GilhamIsGod, well, if you get your shit together, well, one day you might be just the man who uncovers the ingredients of the Secret Sauce in Big Macs.

I know you can do it. Think small (as this is your next category up)

Biffinator.

PS, as an aside, GiG, are you in possession of the Collective Bay 13 Bull-Worker (it has been doing the rounds of late - Kreuze Missile was hogging it for a while in an attempt to move up the Uber-Flog ranks). God knows you need it if this thread is the best you can regurgitate.

Whilst acknowledging that the better part of your head is shoved up the more disgusting part of your rear orifice, I thought it prudent to point out that my purpose on this globe is not to provide you with entertaining reading material.

In fact, it's probably quite the opposite. When the great Lord (aka 'the Chief') placed me in this world, he sent me out there with one message "Piss off as many opposition supporters as you can!" - and here I am bitch. The fact that you critcise my thread in the most pathetic fashion known to Bay13 (all jokes aside) is a testament to the success of this thread, usually measured by the target's whinge level - which is growing by the minute.

-gIg

As an side, the secret sauce in Big Macs is essence of chicken combined with mayonnaise and whipped in a a jus consisting of reconstituted ham enticed frozen fish balls made from lamb's gizzards.

 

[Biffinator]

Whilst acknowledging that the better part of your head is shoved up the more disgusting part of your rear orifice, I thought it prudent to point out that my purpose on this globe is not to provide you with entertaining reading material.

In fact, it's probably quite the opposite. When the great Lord (aka 'the Chief') placed me in this world, he sent me out there with one message "Piss off as many opposition supporters as you can!" - and here I am bitch. The fact that you critcise my thread in the most pathetic fashion known to Bay13 (all jokes aside) is a testament to the success of this thread, usually measured by the target's whinge level - which is growing by the minute.

-gIg

As an side, the secret sauce in Big Macs is essence of chicken combined with mayonnaise and whipped in a a jus consisting of reconstituted ham enticed frozen fish balls made from lamb's gizzards.

GiG - if you have already nailed the K2-like challenge of the ingredients that make up the Secret Sauces, well, I will have to set you a new challenge that is tailored to your unique talents.

I will get back to you on this.

I am not quite sure what your going-rate is - I daresay it is comparable to what the supermarkets pay those poor buggers who collect the trolleys and wear those fluro jackets - but I would really like to understand how much time and inspiration it took you to come up with this masterly thread.

An hour? Two hours? An afternoon?

Biffinator

PS, I cannot let your Gomer Pyle-esque reference to the Chief go through to the keeper.

For what they are worth, Thomas Aquinas came up with five proofs for the existence of God.

I am not quite sure that your existence - such as it is - is one of them. In fact, some might cruelly suggest that your existence is an argument in itself for the opposite being true.

What do you think?

 

[boozeDragon]

GiG - if you have already nailed the K2-like challenge of the ingredients that make up the Secret Sauces, well, I will have to set you a new challenge that is tailored to your unique talents.

I will get back to you on this.

I am not quite sure what your going-rate is - I daresay it is comparable to what the supermarkets pay those poor buggers who collect the trolleys and wear those fluro jackets - but I would really like to understand how much time and inspiration it took you to come up with this masterly thread.

An hour? Two hours? An afternoon?

Biffinator

PS, I cannot let your Gomer Pyle-esque reference to the Chief go through to the keeper.

For what they are worth, Thomas Aquinas came up with five proofs for the existence of God.

I am not quite sure that your existence - such as it is - is one of them. In fact, some might cruelly suggest that your existence is an argument in itself for the opposite being true.

What do you think?

I'm more inclined to suggest that your existence is proof that condoms can and do leak.

-gIg

All things aside, my going rate per hour is probably more than the total balance of your superannuation account, before the credit crunch. It never takes long to think of a way to criticise Melbourne.

 

[boozeDragon]

These two have more chance of winning a premiership than the current squad

 

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[Biffinator]

Whilst acknowledging that the better part of your head is shoved up the more disgusting part of your rear orifice, I thought it prudent to point out that my purpose on this globe is not to provide you with entertaining reading material.

In fact, it's probably quite the opposite. When the great Lord (aka 'the Chief') placed me in this world, he sent me out there with one message "Piss off as many opposition supporters as you can!" - and here I am bitch. The fact that you critcise my thread in the most pathetic fashion known to Bay13 (all jokes aside) is a testament to the success of this thread, usually measured by the target's whinge level - which is growing by the minute.

-gIg

As an side, the secret sauce in Big Macs is essence of chicken combined with mayonnaise and whipped in a a jus consisting of reconstituted ham enticed frozen fish balls made from lamb's gizzards.

GiG - what are the broadsides fired off by Nelson in HMS Victory compared with your two mighty blasts above?

Devastating stuff.

On the way home, I was thinking about this particular posting above (yes, it is sad).

In its own way, it repays investigation.

There is a degree of theatricality to the posting that is quite idiosyncratic.

A question - and it is a genuine one: were you over-exposed to Lost in Space, and in particular, Dr Zachary Smith, as a kid?

In a Freudian sense, I suspect that this highly controversial archtype is alive and well and active in your Super-Ego.

Biffinator